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Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Thanks!
*goes to the Doom fortress 2.0*
*hacks into mainframe*
Sicon is going to murder me.
*raises temperature of the room to 35 degrees*

*runs from the mounds of scorpions sicon used as a trap*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Don't worry, guys, I've got this. I mean, I'm still not quite sure how to USE my Nitrogen powers, but, you know, trial-and-error, can't be that hard.

*scythes all the ice sculptures' legs out from under them with a NITROGEN-LASER. Also accidentally cuts into one of Eli's legs before stopping*

Oh, sorry bout that. I'm sure you can have it reattached in no time. Um...

OW!

*puts down weapons*
*digs through backpack*
alright so... I have enough health potion to heal it halfway... but then I'll have no more...
whatever, its my Leg.
*uses potion to begin healing*
*starts sonic-ing her leg back together*

Welcome to the guest wing of the doom fortress. I put it outside the alternate dimension that the rest of it is in so that I could lure silly people like you in here. Unfortunately, for you, there happen to be a couple of game changers in here. First of all, I've got the entire place layered with an ancient voodoo curse that makes all used healing potions devour you from the inside out, while triggering your nervous system to a hyper-sensitive level.

Second, the "35" setting on that control panel, labels aside, makes the traps in here replace random objects on your person with sentient hellfire.

*her sonic screwdriver becomes hellfire that devours her arm from the hand up as the healing potion eats her from inside*

Ah, I love my home. Now... let's see if you can set a new respawn record. Timer starts...

*she dies*

NOW! I'll send it to Guinness if you make it.

*device hands him the stolen screwdriver*

Oh, sweet! Science time!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:...
YOU DID NOT JUST STEAL A SONIC SCREWDRIVER.
...
Ah, well. that's what I get for saving you.
*shrugs*
*goes back to fighting sans sonic screwdriver*

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:...
YOU DID NOT JUST STEAL A SONIC SCREWDRIVER.
...
Ah, well. that's what I get for saving you.
*shrugs*
*goes back to fighting sans sonic screwdriver*

Oh come on, you have to admit that isn't the worst thing I've ever done.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:...
YOU DID NOT JUST STEAL A SONIC SCREWDRIVER.
...
Ah, well. that's what I get for saving you.
*shrugs*
*goes back to fighting sans sonic screwdriver*

Oh come on, you have to admit that isn't the worst thing I've ever done.

YOU TOOK MY SONIC SCREWDRIVER

where is it by any chance?

Sicon112 wrote:
Not with you.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:
Not with you.

...I would be mad... but that was good. ANYWAYS, I'd like it back.
please.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:
Not with you.

...I would be mad... but that was good. ANYWAYS, I'd like it back.
please.

What is the advantage for me?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:well, I am not pissed off about the lack of a sonic screwdriver. that's one.
and also the emergency failsafes will start running any time now.

I'm sure you could handle it, but... once the failsafes run.... ooops looks like they are starting.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:well, I am not pissed off about the lack of a sonic screwdriver. that's one.
and also the emergency failsafes will start running any time now.

I'm sure you could handle it, but... once the failsafes run.... ooops looks like they are starting.

That's fine. I have it in a very nice place so that I may observe what kind of defenses it had. What, did you think I was dumb enough to keep it on my person?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:well, I am not pissed off about the lack of a sonic screwdriver. that's one.
and also the emergency failsafes will start running any time now.

I'm sure you could handle it, but... once the failsafes run.... ooops looks like they are starting.

That's fine. I have it in a very nice place so that I may observe what kind of defenses it had. What, did you think I was dumb enough to keep it on my person?

nope.... but...... awesome!

*is now the owner of a used fortress of doom*

I love my sonicer.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:well, I am not pissed off about the lack of a sonic screwdriver. that's one.
and also the emergency failsafes will start running any time now.

I'm sure you could handle it, but... once the failsafes run.... ooops looks like they are starting.

That's fine. I have it in a very nice place so that I may observe what kind of defenses it had. What, did you think I was dumb enough to keep it on my person?

nope.... but...... awesome!

*is now the owner of a used fortress of doom*

I love my sonicer.

Sicon112 wrote:What, you thought I would actually have it in my FORTRESS? Just what kind of idiot do you take me for!?!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:What, you thought I would actually have it in my FORTRESS? Just what kind of idiot do you take me for!?!

One that is now homeless as well.

Sicon112 wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:What, you thought I would actually have it in my FORTRESS? Just what kind of idiot do you take me for!?!

One that is now homeless as well.

How insulting! I stored it in Pyro's kidney when he respawned and then set some nanomachines up to watch it! Also, I may have fused your brain with the now evil AI ruby thingys just to see what would happen. If you find yourself feeling strange, please tell me so tat I can detonate it and blow up your skull.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

cool.

.-.
<_<
>_>
*takes the 11 other sonic screwdrivers*
*performs surgery on Pyro, rescuing lost sonicer*

Sicon112 wrote:Just would like you to know... I lied.

*spacetime collapses in on them, obliterating both of them and the screwdrivers*

Yes! Experiment success!

*respawn pops them both out standing in the same place*

You know... that really kinda takes the fun out of it sometimes. Hmph. I'm leaving back to my science experiments. You people are boring.

*PA system shuts off*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Hey guys, guess what I just added to my Interdimensional Orichalcum Scarlet Devil Capital Floating Castle Pillow Fort Mansion of Eternity? A CROSS-DIMENSIONAL RAILGUN THAT FIRES GIANT FLUFFY PILLOWS FULL OF KITTENS!

*With a crack, the fabric of reality is shot through by a kitten-pillow that strikes Eli directly in the face.*

ISN'T IT GREAT?!

AMimsyBorogove wrote:But... B-but... But Eli, look! PILLOW KITTENS!



WITH HATS! IT'S THE BEST INVENTION EVER, HONEST!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

AMimsyBorogove wrote:But... B-but... But Eli, look! PILLOW KITTENS!



WITH HATS! IT'S THE BEST INVENTION EVER, HONEST!

YOU ATTACKED MY FACE WITH AN ANGRY CAT WITH A HAT. LIKE A SICK DR. SUESS OR SOMETHING