The Coffee Room

[Sicon112]

...All right, then. Since the lot of you seem to be preoccupied, I suppose it's time I left..

*ice sculptures' crystal eyes warp out of their sockets, de-animating them*

I believe that's enough combat data. My war cocoon's finished now, so I might as well put it to use. *warps away*

*war cocoon powers up shields, then opens up a portal and flies into it*

(OOC: Yeah, he should be arriving at about... *checks time* Eh, the next time I'm online. Laterz.)

I'll keep that in mind. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[eli_gone_crazy]

But... B-but... But Eli, look! PILLOW KITTENS!



WITH HATS! IT'S THE BEST INVENTION EVER, HONEST!

YOU ATTACKED MY FACE WITH AN ANGRY CAT WITH A HAT. LIKE A SICK DR. SUESS OR SOMETHING

I would just like to say that that kitten does not look very angry at all...

It looks sleepy.

.... It got angry after being shot out of a railgun... and colliding with my face.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Ingenious, Mimsy-- an adorable weapon that is only lethal to Eli (you DID know she's allergic, right?). Do carry on.

Also, it appears that in the five pages of Coffee Room since I was last here, the ice threat has gone away. But you can never be too sure, so...

*laserspams EVERYONE with ALL THE LASERS, set on maximum heat settings, just in case they're secretly made of ice*

*looks around guiltily*

What? Hardly anyone was killed! And it's not like those limbs won't grow back! Or, well, you didn't really NEED them, anyway.

...There is no kill like overkill.

[Sicon112]

Ingenious, Mimsy-- an adorable weapon that is only lethal to Eli (you DID know she's allergic, right?). Do carry on.

Also, it appears that in the five pages of Coffee Room since I was last here, the ice threat has gone away. But you can never be too sure, so...

*laserspams EVERYONE with ALL THE LASERS, set on maximum heat settings, just in case they're secretly made of ice*

*looks around guiltily*

What? Hardly anyone was killed! And it's not like those limbs won't grow back! Or, well, you didn't really NEED them, anyway.

...There is no kill like overkill.

*turns on PA system*

Killing them already got boring for me, Qara. Now that you are here maybe you can pick up the slack.

[AMimsyBorogove]

*The lasers somehow manage to reach my alternate dimension and break through the cardboard box barrier, the SEP Field and the Fuzetsu, but are promptly deflected by the Dimensional Area.*

Nice try, but it'll take much more than that to reach my new Interdimensional Orichalcum Scarlet Devil Capital Floating Castle Pillow Fort Mansion of Eternity!

*mobilizes all of the IOSDCFCPFMoE's defensive squadron of Gundams, and fires all of the dakka in retaliation through the fabric of space-time, aiming right back at Qara.*

[Guyshane]

Ingenious, Mimsy-- an adorable weapon that is only lethal to Eli (you DID know she's allergic, right?). Do carry on.

Also, it appears that in the five pages of Coffee Room since I was last here, the ice threat has gone away. But you can never be too sure, so...

*laserspams EVERYONE with ALL THE LASERS, set on maximum heat settings, just in case they're secretly made of ice*

*looks around guiltily*

What? Hardly anyone was killed! And it's not like those limbs won't grow back! Or, well, you didn't really NEED them, anyway.

...There is no kill like overkill.

*Nukes Qara* we need to be sure Qara wasn't made of ice too, besides its the only way to be sure

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Guys, I have lasers made out of LIQUID NITROGEN forming a forcefield shield around me.

Of course, I can't take responsibility for the effects your onslaught have had on everyone else in here, who were not similarly protected. That includes you, since the rebound from the forcefield projects a good way back.

[S_o_S]

Ah, mes amis, qu'est-ce que vous faites! Je suis tres fatigué...

... IS THAT ALL THE FRENCH I REMEMBER?! REALLY?! SOMEONE FRENCH ME

NO WAIT THAT SOUNDS WRONG

TEACH ME FRENCH SOMEONE

[Victin]

Ah, mes amis, qu'est-ce que vous faites! Je suis tres fatigué...

... IS THAT ALL THE FRENCH I REMEMBER?! REALLY?! SOMEONE FRENCH ME

NO WAIT THAT SOUNDS WRONG

TEACH ME FRENCH SOMEONE

Bonjour, Monsier. Comment allez-vous?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*starts sneezing uncontrollably*

[Victin]

*starts sneezing uncontrollably*

*gives random medicine to eli*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*starts sneezing uncontrollably*

*gives random medicine to eli*

*sneezes*
Vic,-*achoo*-you can't-*sneeze*-just give-*cough*-random medicine to-*sneezes*-people!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*starts sneezing uncontrollably*

*gives random medicine to eli*

*sneezes*
Vic,-*achoo*-you can't-*sneeze*-just give-*cough*-random medicine to-*sneezes*-people!

I'll try, then. *scans Eli with mallet* Alright, here's what Genndice recommends. *hands eli prescribed medicine* Apparently, he's a doctor now.

[Victin]

*gives random medicine to eli*

*sneezes*
Vic,-*achoo*-you can't-*sneeze*-just give-*cough*-random medicine to-*sneezes*-people!

I'll try, then. *scans Eli with mallet* Alright, here's what Genndice recommends. *hands eli prescribed medicine* Apparently, he's a doctor now.

Wait a minute... He's a Doctor into Mallistiscs!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

No, he's a practicing physician.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*gives random medicine to eli*

*sneezes*
Vic,-*achoo*-you can't-*sneeze*-just give-*cough*-random medicine to-*sneezes*-people!

I'll try, then. *scans Eli with mallet* Alright, here's what Genndice recommends. *hands eli prescribed medicine* Apparently, he's a doctor now.

*takes medicine*

*pops out of existence*

[Scarab]

*takes medicine*

*pops out of existence*

...remind me never to eat anything genndice gives me...

*looks around*

Wait, hang on a sec, all the other ice versions of us are gone, how is GENNDICE still here?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Je ne comprends pas...
Il ya une probleme avec la Salle de Cafe-- je ne peux pas parley en anglais maintenant. Et je ne veux pas utiliser des accents.

*J'attaques tout le monde avec des lasers*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Je ne comprends pas...
Il ya une probleme avec la Salle de Cafe-- je ne peux pas parley en anglais maintenant. Et je ne veux pas utiliser des accents.

*J'attaques tout le monde avec des lasers*

*pops into existence*
*presses qara's mute button*
*pops out of existence*

[S_o_S]

Je ne comprends pas...
Il ya une probleme avec la Salle de Cafe-- je ne peux pas parley en anglais maintenant. Et je ne veux pas utiliser des accents.

*J'attaques tout le monde avec des lasers*

I've realised something. I can completely understand French now (studied it for seven years), but cannot speak it myself any more. ... Is there a trope for this?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*takes medicine*

*pops out of existence*

...remind me never to eat anything genndice gives me...

*looks around*

Wait, hang on a sec, all the other ice versions of us are gone, how is GENNDICE still here?

I sucked him into my mallet, remember?

Genndice! She's an ally!
*sucks Genndice into Ω-Mallet* Both problems solved, and the pun was partially intentional.

[AMimsyBorogove]

There probably is, SoS. Also, Qara, so what? I'm in an interdimensional castle-mansion-pillow-fort-thing protected by about 10 different kinds of ridiculous barrier, IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION. Oh, and I can also fire kittens at you with impunity.

*hits Qara in the face with a cross-dimensional pillow-kitten.*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*hits Qara in the face with a cross-dimensional pillow-kitten.*

*j'embrasses le petit chat et le fais a un laser-chat*

*je lances le laser-chat au Mimsy*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*the laser cat is deflected by my Fuzetsu within a Somebody Else's Problem Field within a Giant Cardboard Box. Said Fuzetsu also contains a Dimensional Area, which contains a Hakurei Boundary, which contains an Absolute Terror Field, which contains a Death Spiral Field, which contains a Spiral Barrier, which contains my ridiculous pillow-castle-fort-thing, which is guarded by super ace custom prototype Gundam/Ganmen mashups powered by Mini-Hakkeros.*

[The Wild West Pyro]

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