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Lordxana0 wrote:*walks in and looks around* You know when this place started it was so safe.

Lordxana0 wrote:And I never regretted it for a minute. A round of Super Green Stuff for everyone *drops mugs into different portals and a glass appears in everyones hands*

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:The Metaguards are relaxing in their room, Drinking Green Stuff and eating apples to stay awake. Moriarty and Morgana are locked up in their Doom Fortress cell, where soft moaning is occasionally heard.

Don Juan is stuck in a padded cell. The Phantom is playing Gangnam Style on his portable organ in a birdcage high up on the ceiling, near a swinging chandelier. Lime Man is playing cards with the other guardians. Mr. A is flirting with Eli who is ignoring him.

Cheshire is taking a nap on the Persian carpet near the fireplace. Poirot is drinking hot chocolate, while Holmes sips his cocoa. The Witch is on lookout duty today, flying around the huge ten storey log cabin that is the outside of the shop. Gulliver and Silver are reading travel guides. Romeo and Juliet are quietly playing chess. Adam Frankenstein is writing his script for his play while drawing pig noses and glasses and moustaches on critics' faces in a copy of the Chicago Tribune. Peter Pan is studying a map of Never Land.

Then the door slams open.

Don Quixote hobbles in, and brushes the snow off his armour, which is simply the suit of armour from the Coffee Room Armoury. Then a gas masked wearing figure, with a Walther P99 in his leg holster and a Shotgun, as well as a red and black Crowbar strapped to his back, sets down his backpack and suitcase. Everyone stares.

Me: Hello Guys.

I'M BACK.


Quixote: And now, having escorted this young Fire Wizard back to the castle, I shall now go off to Holland to do a great service for them- by fighting one of my oldest enemies- THE FOUR ARMED GIANTS WHO TAKE THE FORM OF WINDMILLS!

Everyone: NONONONONONONOOOOOO!

(Also- in the Coffee Room there are bathrooms, rooms for the Metaguards, slightly more luxurious rooms for the fictionals, a huge armoury, a library, a game arcade, a cinema and tv room, a disco, a missile silo ( don't know where that came from.), a computer fixing room, a respawn room in the lounge, a basement, a dating room, a lab, and, feel free to add anything else, since the log cabin can have rooms added. Just type in the room you want in the Apple 2 Computer which is part of the Coffee Machine that powers the cabin.

And where is this wonderful log cabin?

IN ANTARTICA OF COURSE. JUST NEAR THE SOUTH POLE AND ON THE GROUND ABOVE THE SUNKEN ATLANTIS.

CAN THIS BE THE OFFICIAL DESCRIPTION OF THE COFFEE ROOM, LORDXANA?

Lordxana0 wrote:And I never regretted it for a minute. A round of Super Green Stuff for everyone *drops mugs into different portals and a glass appears in everyones hands*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:in Los Noches

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Should I take it as a sign of this place's general madness that you actually felt the need to use OOC there?

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Eh, whatever. *sits in a gigantic basket chair, large enough to fit in a matching set with the ridiculously oversized furniture in Los Noches, sipping green stuff while playing chess with all of the pieces replaced with cats, all of which have humorous captions taped onto them, and are wearing paper masks with poorly drawn avatars of all of the coffee room participants on them. Also, the chessboard is hanging upside down, and happens to be both on fire, and eating itself. And all of the squares are replaced alternatively by tarot cards and various spaces from Monopoly. And my opponent is actually just a mirror with a mustache poorly drawn on it.*

Muahahahaha. With this chessboard... lolcats.... thing... I have secretly manipulated every single event that has occurred thus far! DANCE, MY FLUFFY, MEME-CAPTIONED PUPPETS! DANCE!

...

Well, except Sicon. He's actually responsible for all of the moves of the other cat-pieces, since he's possessing my mustache mirror and periodically using it to through microwaves full of c4 at my face. It's kind of distracting when you're in the middle of rotating the chessboard exactly 180 degrees clockwise to predict and render a forecast for the potential actions of the opponent against whom you are currently playing, and then the next thing you know, everything explodes and your hair is on fire.

...

So really, I guess you could say Sicon's actually been behind everything, and I've just been doing random stuff in response while he blows my face up for shits and giggles.

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Why do I get the feeling this revelation doesn't surprise anyone?

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Wait, that's the ONLY reason you have to expect me being random? Seriously? Where the hell have you BEEN, man?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:1974, why?

Victin wrote:*drinks a mug of Green Stuff (TM)*

Wanna now? I got bored of being lazy. I'll get stronger.

*picks up Kusanagi and Ahab's Crosshairs, checking SUCCESSFULLY ENOUGH for traps*

No traps around. Not even hidden one, or secret or anything. Now I'll beat Sicon. And I already know what he will throw at me, and thus he won't accept defeat even if I manage to outsmart him, so, wish me luck.

*pops out of existence*

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:*drinks a mug of Green Stuff (TM)*

Wanna now? I got bored of being lazy. I'll get stronger.

*picks up Kusanagi and Ahab's Crosshairs, checking SUCCESSFULLY ENOUGH for traps*

No traps around. Not even hidden one, or secret or anything. Now I'll beat Sicon. And I already know what he will throw at me, and thus he won't accept defeat even if I manage to outsmart him, so, wish me luck.

*pops out of existence*

A little advice, Victin- I'm my race's patron deity of stone and crystal, and I've got a hyper-advanced, magic-powered war cocoon manned by a small army of crystalbound AIs, and even with all that, I doubt I could take down Sicon if he was going easy on me. If he was serious, I'd probably be dead in seconds. You're screwed.

...If any of you are wondering, my cocoon took a bit of a detour on the way to the doom fortress. Still, it'll arrive soon.