The Coffee Room

[Endless Sea]

In the meantime, I'll attack you with my ultimate sword attack.

Orochi of the Festival ~ Eigth Trigrams

I'm not even in the same plane of reality as you are. Your attack did nothing.

Why are you attacking me, anyways? My hostility towards you is currently ceased. All you're doing is bringing death on yourself.

[Victin]

In the meantime, I'll attack you with my ultimate sword attack.

Orochi of the Festival ~ Eigth Trigrams

I'm not even in the same plane of reality as you are. Your attack did nothing.

Why are you attacking me, anyways? My hostility towards you is currently ceased. All you're doing is bringing death on yourself.

*facepalm*

My attack destroyed reality of the plane I'm currently on and went towards your Universe. It destroyed everything in-between us and it's getting there. BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

[IslaKariese]

BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

You can't escape the Miles~!

[Victin]

BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

You can't escape the Miles~!

Thanks for the support, Mom.

Now, Endless, DIE ~

[Scarab]

BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

You can't escape the Miles~!

You can if you're the Knight of Time...

Which I am not. *Does not escape the miles*

[Endless Sea]

*facepalm*

My attack destroyed reality of the plane I'm currently on and went towards your Universe. It destroyed everything in-between us and it's getting there. BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

Okay, first, I'm fairly certain you can't do that.

Second- I'm not in a universe. Even if that's techincally impossible by definition of the term "universe." Try again.

Finally, I believe this is adequate reason for declaring war on you. And here I was, hoping that the needless destruction would stop for once. I thought the coffee room had made an accord. Well, it doesn't matter now. Have fun with the Dark One. He doesn't get to fight on the front lines too much these days. He'll enjoy smashing your body to a pulp and drinking of your marrow.

*portal begins to form, somewhere...*

[Sicon112]

*facepalm*

My attack destroyed reality of the plane I'm currently on and went towards your Universe. It destroyed everything in-between us and it's getting there. BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

Okay, first, I'm fairly certain you can't do that.

Second- I'm not in a universe. Even if that's techincally impossible by definition of the term "universe." Try again.

Finally, I believe this is adequate reason for declaring war on you. And here I was, hoping that the needless destruction would stop for once. I thought the coffee room had made an accord. Well, it doesn't matter now. Have fun with the Dark One. He doesn't get to fight on the front lines too much these days. He'll enjoy smashing your body to a pulp and drinking of your marrow.

*portal begins to form, somewhere...*

You probably won't need to do that, but go ahead.

Now, Victin, I have a confession to make. You see, I've been doing experiments on the respawn system. As you respawned last time, I may have... interrupted the process slightly. "Interrupted slightly" meaning in this case that I stopped your body from forming, put your brain in a tube, and cut it off from all powers. Not wanted to miss a chance at science, I've been running experiments on it ever since. Everything since you last respawned was a lie.

*machine generating hallucinations shuts off, and Vic is a brain in a giant tube in the center of the Coffee Room*

He's all yours, Endless.

[Endless Sea]

*facepalm*

My attack destroyed reality of the plane I'm currently on and went towards your Universe. It destroyed everything in-between us and it's getting there. BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

Okay, first, I'm fairly certain you can't do that.

Second- I'm not in a universe. Even if that's techincally impossible by definition of the term "universe." Try again.

Finally, I believe this is adequate reason for declaring war on you. And here I was, hoping that the needless destruction would stop for once. I thought the coffee room had made an accord. Well, it doesn't matter now. Have fun with the Dark One. He doesn't get to fight on the front lines too much these days. He'll enjoy smashing your body to a pulp and drinking of your marrow.

*portal begins to form, somewhere...*

You probably won't need to do that, but go ahead.

Now, Victin, I have a confession to make. You see, I've been doing experiments on the respawn system. As you respawned last time, I may have... interrupted the process slightly. "Interrupted slightly" meaning in this case that I stopped your body from forming, put your brain in a tube, and cut it off from all powers. Not wanted to miss a chance at science, I've been running experiments on it ever since. Everything since you last respawned was a lie.

*machine generating hallucinations shuts off, and Vic is a brain in a giant tube in the center of the Coffee Room*

He's all yours, Endless.

Ah. Many thanks, Sicon. In that case, I'll hold off on my doom fortress assault for a bit.

*warps into brain!Victin's general vicinity; taps side of tank*

Congratulations, Victin. I have now corrupted your brain-tank with diamonds. Over the space of a few minutes, they will consume the tank and its contents, first the container itself, then the liquid and whatever is hooked up to your neural tissues, and then your brain. You will be conscious enough to comprehend your fate- at least, conscious right up until the diamond plague reaches the sections of your brain responsible for feeling pain. At that point, the plague will cease to progress, leaving your mind to suffer for all eternity, never dying, as you experience the greatest agony a human can possibly comprehend, and beyond. From now on, that agony is all you will ever know.

*warps out*

[Victin]

*facepalm*

My attack destroyed reality of the plane I'm currently on and went towards your Universe. It destroyed everything in-between us and it's getting there. BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

Okay, first, I'm fairly certain you can't do that.

Second- I'm not in a universe. Even if that's techincally impossible by definition of the term "universe." Try again.

Finally, I believe this is adequate reason for declaring war on you. And here I was, hoping that the needless destruction would stop for once. I thought the coffee room had made an accord. Well, it doesn't matter now. Have fun with the Dark One. He doesn't get to fight on the front lines too much these days. He'll enjoy smashing your body to a pulp and drinking of your marrow.

*portal begins to form, somewhere...*

First: yes, I can do that, I've kept the ring hidden.

Second, you know what I meant by "universe": I'm getting out of words to describe what I see.

Finally, come at me, Dark One.

[Sicon112]

*facepalm*

My attack destroyed reality of the plane I'm currently on and went towards your Universe. It destroyed everything in-between us and it's getting there. BTW, another cool Universe killing attack:

Red Miles

Okay, first, I'm fairly certain you can't do that.

Second- I'm not in a universe. Even if that's techincally impossible by definition of the term "universe." Try again.

Finally, I believe this is adequate reason for declaring war on you. And here I was, hoping that the needless destruction would stop for once. I thought the coffee room had made an accord. Well, it doesn't matter now. Have fun with the Dark One. He doesn't get to fight on the front lines too much these days. He'll enjoy smashing your body to a pulp and drinking of your marrow.

*portal begins to form, somewhere...*

First: yes, I can do that, I've kept the ring hidden.

Second, you know what I meant by "universe": I'm getting out of words to describe what I see.

Finally, come at me, Dark One.

A little late there. You happen to be a brain in a jar going mad, and I took your weapons and powers away. Or rather, they were never there in the first place. Have fun.

[Victin]

Okay, first, I'm fairly certain you can't do that.

Second- I'm not in a universe. Even if that's techincally impossible by definition of the term "universe." Try again.

Finally, I believe this is adequate reason for declaring war on you. And here I was, hoping that the needless destruction would stop for once. I thought the coffee room had made an accord. Well, it doesn't matter now. Have fun with the Dark One. He doesn't get to fight on the front lines too much these days. He'll enjoy smashing your body to a pulp and drinking of your marrow.

*portal begins to form, somewhere...*

First: yes, I can do that, I've kept the ring hidden.

Second, you know what I meant by "universe": I'm getting out of words to describe what I see.

Finally, come at me, Dark One.

A little late there. You happen to be a brain in a jar going mad, and I took your weapons and powers away. Or rather, they were never there in the first place. Have fun.

Except that isn't me; It's a dummy I made specially for you (And the weapons too )

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Is this going to wind up with each of you having various contingencies for the actions and reactions typed up?

[Sicon112]

Except that isn't me; It's a dummy I made specially for you (And the weapons too )

Dummies cannot respawn, I'm afraid, so your argument is invalid, seeing as I caught you in the respawn loop. BACK IN THE JAR YOU WERE IN THE WHOLE TIME! XD

[Endless Sea]

Except that isn't me; It's a dummy I made specially for you :twisted: (And the weapons too :twisted: )

Dummies cannot respawn, I'm afraid, so your argument is invalid, seeing as I caught you in the respawn loop. :twisted: BACK IN THE JAR YOU WERE IN THE WHOLE TIME! XD

Which is now diamonds. As is nearly everything inside. The pain should start kicking in about now. Not sure if your mind is advanced enough to comprehend it at this point, but if it is... Lots of screaming to be had. Mental, of course, but I'm a telepath, so that's not much of a problem for me.

[Victin]

Except that isn't me; It's a dummy I made specially for you (And the weapons too )

Dummies cannot respawn, I'm afraid, so your argument is invalid, seeing as I caught you in the respawn loop. BACK IN THE JAR YOU WERE IN THE WHOLE TIME! XD

Except that any of you can't be my madness, therefore you're the insane one. Well, I have imagination powers of reality warping, but I can't control any of you. And also, my body already started to regrow: the acid in the jar lost its effect, and there are "obvious" traps around.

[Sicon112]

Except that isn't me; It's a dummy I made specially for you (And the weapons too )

Dummies cannot respawn, I'm afraid, so your argument is invalid, seeing as I caught you in the respawn loop. BACK IN THE JAR YOU WERE IN THE WHOLE TIME! XD

Except that any of you can't be my madness, therefore you're the insane one. Well, I have imagination powers of reality warping, but I can't control any of you. And also, my body already started to regrow: the acid in the jar lost its effect, and there are "obvious" traps around.

I would like to point out that I severed your connection with your powers at the moment, so you will have to find a way out of there before you go insane and you will have to do so as a brain in a tube. Once you get out, your body should reconnected, but until then it isn't coming back unless you have a better explanation. Plus, I don't think that stuff Endless put in is going to lose it's effect any time soon.

[Victin]

Dummies cannot respawn, I'm afraid, so your argument is invalid, seeing as I caught you in the respawn loop. BACK IN THE JAR YOU WERE IN THE WHOLE TIME! XD

Except that any of you can't be my madness, therefore you're the insane one. Well, I have imagination powers of reality warping, but I can't control any of you. And also, my body already started to regrow: the acid in the jar lost its effect, and there are "obvious" traps around.

I would like to point out that I severed your connection with your powers at the moment, so you will have to find a way out of there before you go insane and you will have to do so as a brain in a tube. Once you get out, your body should reconnected, but until then it isn't coming back unless you have a better explanation. Plus, I don't think that stuff Endless put in is going to lose it's effect any time soon.

If I've been here for as much time as you said, I'm already respawning. And even if I could respawn, I thik the Coffee Room is applying Mercy Invulnerability on me. Or whatever that trope is called. I'm breaking the jar and the acid is useless angainst me right now.

[Sicon112]

If I've been here for as much time as you said, I'm already respawning. And even if I could respawn, I thik the Coffee Room is applying Mercy Invulnerability on me. Or whatever that trope is called. I'm breaking the jar and the acid is useless angainst me right now.

I froze the respawn. That was the POINT of the experiment. As for whether the acid is doing something, I would suggest taking that up with endless. However, you do realize that since I admittedly only got you last respawn, anything you were doing before then was legit. Hint hint.

(Hey, you asked for lessons. Not my fault I teach a hands on course.)

[Victin]

If I've been here for as much time as you said, I'm already respawning. And even if I could respawn, I thik the Coffee Room is applying Mercy Invulnerability on me. Or whatever that trope is called. I'm breaking the jar and the acid is useless angainst me right now.

I froze the respawn. That was the POINT of the experiment. As for whether the acid is doing something, I would suggest taking that up with endless. However, you do realize that since I admittedly only got you last respawn, anything you were doing before then was legit. Hint hint.

(Hey, you asked for lessons. Not my fault I teach a hands on course.)

I respawned so many times I've lost count. Let me see... Wait, I actually don't know what count and what doesn't count as a respawn here. I can picture at least ten different... WHo am I trying to deceive? 100, at least, different powers/actions/abilities I was using before my last respawn; I remember you reseting the Coffee Room, and me doing random space-time related teleport not said out loud; A few things in the Chat, though I believe they don't count.

(thanks for being comprehensive ^u^)

(any help is welcome, althought now I was stopped by getting into a logical doubt through the physics of the Coffee Room itself)

[Endless Sea]

If I've been here for as much time as you said, I'm already respawning. And even if I could respawn, I thik the Coffee Room is applying Mercy Invulnerability on me. Or whatever that trope is called. I'm breaking the jar and the acid is useless angainst me right now.

Actually, as I pointed out earlier, the diamond isn't killing you, just torturing you. Therefore, you won't respawn. Also, you can't break diamond if you're only a brain. And there is no mercy invincibility in the coffee room; I'm pretty sure Sicon personally had a hand in disproving that on more than one occasion.

[Victin]

If I've been here for as much time as you said, I'm already respawning. And even if I could respawn, I thik the Coffee Room is applying Mercy Invulnerability on me. Or whatever that trope is called. I'm breaking the jar and the acid is useless angainst me right now.

Actually, as I pointed out earlier, the diamond isn't killing you, just torturing you. Therefore, you won't respawn. Also, you can't break diamond if you're only a brain. And there is no mercy invincibility in the coffee room; I'm pretty sure Sicon personally had a hand in disproving that on more than one occasion.

First: What diamonds? I only have acid in my jar.

Second: I have a friend calle "Horrible Thing"

[Victin]

*my body breaks in and goes to my rescue*

Orochi of the Festival ~ Sixteen Trigrams

(that's a sword beam attack exclusive to the Kusanagi)

*attack breaks jar, brain, diamonds and whatever there was there*

Now, to kill endless:

Ahab's Crosshairs ~ Far Away Lazer

*shoots aiming at Endless, whatever dimension/universe/plane/Coffee Room he's in*

[Endless Sea]

...Victin. You do not have a body. You are a brain in a jar. That is now diamonds.

[Victin]

(OOC: How the fuck does that even work.)

(OOC: I'm a quad-zombie/ghost with the powers of Legion. Not exactly that last part, but I don't know how to call it. My brain is in a jar, but my body is not. And if it was destroyed, it respawned, as it is an undead)

[Endless Sea]

(OOC: How the fuck does that even work.)

(OOC: I'm a quad-zombie/ghost with the powers of Legion. Not exactly that last part, but I don't know how to call it. My brain is in a jar, but my body is not. And if it was destroyed, it respawned, as it is an undead)

...Am I to understand that your body is not you? Because if so, then it can't respawn.