The Coffee Room

[Victin]

(OOC: How the fuck does that even work.)

(OOC: I'm a quad-zombie/ghost with the powers of Legion. Not exactly that last part, but I don't know how to call it. My brain is in a jar, but my body is not. And if it was destroyed, it respawned, as it is an undead)

...Am I to understand that your body is not you? Because if so, then it can't respawn.

My body can behave on its own, due to being part ghost. I made a fusion between the billions of me, and thus my higher body density adds to my higher soul and mind density, making me withstand more damage, that's why I ignored your diamonds. Also, my ghost-half can possess my body and take control of it.

[Endless Sea]

My body can behave on its own, due to being part ghost. I made a fusion between the billions of me, and thus my higher body density adds to my higher soul and mind density, making me withstand more damage, that's why I ignored your diamonds. Also, my ghost-half can possess my body and take control of it.

...You don't have powers. You're a brain in a jar. I would beat that into your skull myself, but you don't seem to have one at the moment.

[Victin]

My body can behave on its own, due to being part ghost. I made a fusion between the billions of me, and thus my higher body density adds to my higher soul and mind density, making me withstand more damage, that's why I ignored your diamonds. Also, my ghost-half can possess my body and take control of it.

And here I thought your body was destroyed.

Also, the soul thing doesn't work. Trust me, I know someone who tried. It ended badly.

I thought it was destroyed too. Then it broke in from nowhere.

And I'm a scientist myself, I can atest that souls work that way.

Anyways, peace?

[Endless Sea]

...Whatever happened to listening to reason?

[Victin]

...Whatever happened to listening to reason?

Uh... This is the Coffee Room. I don't get your question.

[Pixelmage]

...Whatever happened to listening to reason?

I'm afraid it was banned from entry. Along with normal drinks and healthy, logical, behavior.

[Endless Sea]

...Whatever happened to listening to reason?

I'm afraid it was banned from entry. Along with normal drinks and healthy, logical, behavior. ;)

Ah, yes, I almost forgot. Eh, it doesn't matter. Victin, you're a powerless brain in diamond. You aren't gonna break yourself out of there.

[H22]

...Whatever happened to listening to reason?

I'm afraid it was banned from entry. Along with normal drinks and healthy, logical, behavior.

It got strip-searched at customs. Apparently it was trying to smuggle normality in.

[Victin]

...Whatever happened to listening to reason?

I'm afraid it was banned from entry. Along with normal drinks and healthy, logical, behavior.

Ah, yes, I almost forgot. Eh, it doesn't matter. Victin, you're a powerless brain in diamond. You aren't gonna break yourself out of there.

My body still works, and so my powers do (except diamond)

[eli_gone_crazy]

I'm afraid it was banned from entry. Along with normal drinks and healthy, logical, behavior.

Ah, yes, I almost forgot. Eh, it doesn't matter. Victin, you're a powerless brain in diamond. You aren't gonna break yourself out of there.

My body still works, and so my powers do (except diamond)

victin, there is no physical way that your body can still work. all your powers have been stripped.

what dont you get about that?

try thinking in a different way. you are making this too easy.

[Endless Sea]

victin, there is no physical way that your body can still work. all your powers have been stripped.

what dont you get about that?

try thinking in a different way. you are making this too easy.

Indeed. There's a very simple way you could get out of this. Here, I'll give you a hing- swallow your pride.

[Victin]

If I've been here for as much time as you said, I'm already respawning. And even if I could respawn, I thik the Coffee Room is applying Mercy Invulnerability on me. Or whatever that trope is called. I'm breaking the jar and the acid is useless angainst me right now.

I froze the respawn. That was the POINT of the experiment. As for whether the acid is doing something, I would suggest taking that up with endless. However, you do realize that since I admittedly only got you last respawn, anything you were doing before then was legit. Hint hint.

(Hey, you asked for lessons. Not my fault I teach a hands on course.)

Not all my powers are taken ¬_¬

[eli_gone_crazy]

If I've been here for as much time as you said, I'm already respawning. And even if I could respawn, I thik the Coffee Room is applying Mercy Invulnerability on me. Or whatever that trope is called. I'm breaking the jar and the acid is useless angainst me right now.

I froze the respawn. That was the POINT of the experiment. As for whether the acid is doing something, I would suggest taking that up with endless. However, you do realize that since I admittedly only got you last respawn, anything you were doing before then was legit. Hint hint.

(Hey, you asked for lessons. Not my fault I teach a hands on course.)

Not all my powers are taken ¬_¬

*facepalm*

[Endless Sea]

If I've been here for as much time as you said, I'm already respawning. And even if I could respawn, I thik the Coffee Room is applying Mercy Invulnerability on me. Or whatever that trope is called. I'm breaking the jar and the acid is useless angainst me right now.

I froze the respawn. That was the POINT of the experiment. As for whether the acid is doing something, I would suggest taking that up with endless. However, you do realize that since I admittedly only got you last respawn, anything you were doing before then was legit. Hint hint.

(Hey, you asked for lessons. Not my fault I teach a hands on course.)

Not all my powers are taken ¬_¬

And you continue to be denser than a black hole.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

...Whatever happened to listening to reason?

I'm afraid it was banned from entry. Along with normal drinks and healthy, logical, behavior.

Then why am I here?

[Endless Sea]

...Whatever happened to listening to reason?

I'm afraid it was banned from entry. Along with normal drinks and healthy, logical, behavior. ;)

Then why am I here?

Because there is, in fact, such a thing as too much insanity.

[Sicon112]

You probably won't need to do that, but go ahead.

Now, Victin, I have a confession to make. You see, I've been doing experiments on the respawn system. As you respawned last time, I may have... interrupted the process slightly. "Interrupted slightly" meaning in this case that I stopped your body from forming, put your brain in a tube, and cut it off from all powers. Not wanted to miss a chance at science, I've been running experiments on it ever since. Everything since you last respawned was a lie.

*machine generating hallucinations shuts off, and Vic is a brain in a giant tube in the center of the Coffee Room*

He's all yours, Endless.

Try again. Also, I interrupted respawn, so there isn't a body to move about. You have the right idea looking for something outside to do the work for you, but you aren't quite there yet. Remember, anything goes in here, so you can turn pretty much anything into your escape method if you want, as long as it remains consistent with the attack. Think back to the things you have previously done.

[Endless Sea]

Ah, Sicon, you're active! Good. I wouldn't want you to miss this.

(Within Sicon's extradimensional doom fortress, an enormous portal opens up and disgorges Acrigeon's war cocoon (incidentally, it's named Black Opal VI), which immediately starts emitting miniature pulsars, black holes, and electron disruption pulses in every direction via its shields. Yes, war cocoons attack with magic shields. It's useful.)

Nothing personal, Sicon- I just want to shake things up a bit. Do try and enjoy the fight, won't you? Just killing us instantly or revealing that we ended up in an entirely different location without us realizing it would be such an anticlimax after all of my hard work. Do note that I don't expect to win by any means- again, I'm merely here to have some fun.

[Victin]

You probably won't need to do that, but go ahead.

Now, Victin, I have a confession to make. You see, I've been doing experiments on the respawn system. As you respawned last time, I may have... interrupted the process slightly. "Interrupted slightly" meaning in this case that I stopped your body from forming, put your brain in a tube, and cut it off from all powers. Not wanted to miss a chance at science, I've been running experiments on it ever since. Everything since you last respawned was a lie.

*machine generating hallucinations shuts off, and Vic is a brain in a giant tube in the center of the Coffee Room*

He's all yours, Endless.

Try again. Also, I interrupted respawn, so there isn't a body to move about. You have the right idea looking for something outside to do the work for you, but you aren't quite there yet. Remember, anything goes in here, so you can turn pretty much anything into your escape method if you want, as long as it remains consistent with the attack. Think back to the things you have previously done.

That's what I'm trying to do, I'm just trying the wrong thing. I believe you don't mean the many Victins nor the... Wait... Could it be?

I summon my giant robot and Potato
Brain in a jar inj a robot just like that villain from DC

Ah, Sicon, you're active! Good. I wouldn't want you to miss this.

(Within Sicon's extradimensional doom fortress, an enormous portal opens up and disgorges Acrigeon's war cocoon (incidentally, it's named Black Opal VI), which immediately starts emitting miniature pulsars, black holes, and electron disruption pulses in every direction via its shields. Yes, war cocoons attack with magic shields. It's useful.)

Nothing personal, Sicon- I just want to shake things up a bit. Do try and enjoy the fight, won't you? Just killing us instantly or revealing that we ended up in an entirely different location without us realizing it would be such an anticlimax after all of my hard work. Do note that I don't expect to win by any means- again, I'm merely here to have some fun.

This is what I'm trying to do. To Sicon and to all of you.

[Endless Sea]

You probably won't need to do that, but go ahead.

Now, Victin, I have a confession to make. You see, I've been doing experiments on the respawn system. As you respawned last time, I may have... interrupted the process slightly. "Interrupted slightly" meaning in this case that I stopped your body from forming, put your brain in a tube, and cut it off from all powers. Not wanted to miss a chance at science, I've been running experiments on it ever since. Everything since you last respawned was a lie.

*machine generating hallucinations shuts off, and Vic is a brain in a giant tube in the center of the Coffee Room*

He's all yours, Endless.

Try again. Also, I interrupted respawn, so there isn't a body to move about. You have the right idea looking for something outside to do the work for you, but you aren't quite there yet. Remember, anything goes in here, so you can turn pretty much anything into your escape method if you want, as long as it remains consistent with the attack. Think back to the things you have previously done.

That's what I'm trying to do, I'm just trying the wrong thing. I believe you don't mean the many Victins nor the... Wait... Could it be?

I summon my giant robot and Potato :gurt:
Brain in a jar inj a robot just like that villain from DC

Ah, Sicon, you're active! Good. I wouldn't want you to miss this.

(Within Sicon's extradimensional doom fortress, an enormous portal opens up and disgorges Acrigeon's war cocoon (incidentally, it's named Black Opal VI), which immediately starts emitting miniature pulsars, black holes, and electron disruption pulses in every direction via its shields. Yes, war cocoons attack with magic shields. It's useful.)

Nothing personal, Sicon- I just want to shake things up a bit. Do try and enjoy the fight, won't you? Just killing us instantly or revealing that we ended up in an entirely different location without us realizing it would be such an anticlimax after all of my hard work. Do note that I don't expect to win by any means- again, I'm merely here to have some fun.

This is what I'm trying to do. To Sicon and to all of you.

(OOC: ...Yeah, see, to survive on the upper tier in the coffee room, you need two qualities- god-modding and gambitting. I'm seeing the god-modding, but instead of gambits, you're just refusing to accept that we screwed with you.)

...Giant robot? Um, okay, if you actually have that. (Hey, everyone, does he have that?)

[Victin]

Try again. Also, I interrupted respawn, so there isn't a body to move about. You have the right idea looking for something outside to do the work for you, but you aren't quite there yet. Remember, anything goes in here, so you can turn pretty much anything into your escape method if you want, as long as it remains consistent with the attack. Think back to the things you have previously done.

That's what I'm trying to do, I'm just trying the wrong thing. I believe you don't mean the many Victins nor the... Wait... Could it be?

I summon my giant robot and Potato
Brain in a jar inj a robot just like that villain from DC

Ah, Sicon, you're active! Good. I wouldn't want you to miss this.

(Within Sicon's extradimensional doom fortress, an enormous portal opens up and disgorges Acrigeon's war cocoon (incidentally, it's named Black Opal VI), which immediately starts emitting miniature pulsars, black holes, and electron disruption pulses in every direction via its shields. Yes, war cocoons attack with magic shields. It's useful.)

Nothing personal, Sicon- I just want to shake things up a bit. Do try and enjoy the fight, won't you? Just killing us instantly or revealing that we ended up in an entirely different location without us realizing it would be such an anticlimax after all of my hard work. Do note that I don't expect to win by any means- again, I'm merely here to have some fun.

This is what I'm trying to do. To Sicon and to all of you.

(OOC: ...Yeah, see, to survive on the upper tier in the coffee room, you need two qualities- god-modding and gambitting. I'm seeing the god-modding, but instead of gambits, you're just refusing to accept that we screwed with you.)

...Giant robot? Um, okay, if you actually have that. (Hey, everyone, does he have that?)

(OOC:I'm not refusing, I just misunderstood what is happening to me; Also, god-modding in Munchkin and that's starting to get on my nerves. Gambitting is ok, but not letting anyone else win is just... )

[Sicon112]

Ah, Sicon, you're active! Good. I wouldn't want you to miss this.

(Within Sicon's extradimensional doom fortress, an enormous portal opens up and disgorges Acrigeon's war cocoon (incidentally, it's named Black Opal VI), which immediately starts emitting miniature pulsars, black holes, and electron disruption pulses in every direction via its shields. Yes, war cocoons attack with magic shields. It's useful.)

Nothing personal, Sicon- I just want to shake things up a bit. Do try and enjoy the fight, won't you? Just killing us instantly or revealing that we ended up in an entirely different location without us realizing it would be such an anticlimax after all of my hard work. Do note that I don't expect to win by any means- again, I'm merely here to have some fun.

Well... would this be a bad time to mention that I decided I needed some extra money to fund my experiments and so I rented out that wing of the fortress to some of Isla's in-laws?

Really?

Because I didn't. Instead I just turned the entire wing into a ravenous hole in reality. That is sentient. It sort of appeared after I ran that experiment involving turning a black hole inside out. It wanted to eat me, but after I kicked its ass and promised it food, it agreed to be my servant. It's odd in that it doesn't exactly seem to exist. It's like a huge hallucination. Except it makes everything it touches a hallucination. That makes everything THAT touches a hallucination. Then it gets to something sentient, and... well, I'm not sure WHAT happens. Shall we find out? It DID just leap across dimensional barriers into the Coffee Room. I wonder who will be eaten first...

Now, in the meantime, I'm going to lock it out of here just to save myself the bother if it gets uppity and tries to attack me.

*Warped remains of the ship slam into the coffee room from a hole in space that begins to devour the surrounding area as... whoever Endless is is hurled clear of the wreck.*

Oh, wow, you survived that? Well, you ARE still being chased by that... something. According to my experiments, it doesn't actually interact with reality at all, so it can't exactly be stopped either. It should be interesting to see if you all find a way to survive this...

In the meantime, I need to rebuild all this crap. Luckily, Xana stored some nanobots in the back room before I took it over, so it shouldn't take TOO long to rebuild the infinity chamber. What a bother...

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

(OOC: ...Yeah, see, to survive on the upper tier in the coffee room, you need two qualities- god-modding and gambitting. I'm seeing the god-modding, but instead of gambits, you're just refusing to accept that we screwed with you.)

...Giant robot? Um, okay, if you actually have that. (Hey, everyone, does he have that?)

Yeah, he does. I've battled it before. Good times, good times...

[Victin]

Ah, Sicon, you're active! Good. I wouldn't want you to miss this.

(Within Sicon's extradimensional doom fortress, an enormous portal opens up and disgorges Acrigeon's war cocoon (incidentally, it's named Black Opal VI), which immediately starts emitting miniature pulsars, black holes, and electron disruption pulses in every direction via its shields. Yes, war cocoons attack with magic shields. It's useful.)

Nothing personal, Sicon- I just want to shake things up a bit. Do try and enjoy the fight, won't you? Just killing us instantly or revealing that we ended up in an entirely different location without us realizing it would be such an anticlimax after all of my hard work. Do note that I don't expect to win by any means- again, I'm merely here to have some fun.

Well... would this be a bad time to mention that I decided I needed some extra money to fund my experiments and so I rented out that wing of the fortress to some of Isla's in-laws?

Really?

Because I didn't. Instead I just turned the entire wing into a ravenous hole in reality. That is sentient. It sort of appeared after I ran that experiment involving turning a black hole inside out. It wanted to eat me, but after I kicked it's ass and promised it food, it agreed to be my servant. It's odd in that it doesn't exactly seem to exist. It's like a huge hallucination. Except it makes everything it touches a hallucination. That makes everything THAT touches a hallucination. Then it gets to something sentient, and... well, I'm not sure WHAT happens. Shall we find out? It DID just leap across dimensional barriers into the Coffee Room. I wonder who will be eaten first...

Now, in the meantime, I'm going to lock it out of here just to save myself the bother if it gets uppity and tries to attack me.

*Warped remains of the ship slam into the coffee room from a hole in space that begins to devour the surrounding area as... whoever Endless is is hurled clear of the wreck.*

Oh, wow, you survived that? Well, you ARE still being chased by that... something. According to my experiments, it doesn't actually interact with reality at all, so it can't exactly be stopped either. It should be interesting to see if you all find a way to survive this...

In the meantime, I need to rebuild all this crap. Luckily, Xana stored some nanobots in the back room before I took it over, so it shouldn't take TOO long to rebuild the infinity chamber. What a bother...

(OOC: This is almost what I'm talking about; Sicon could've done something more overpowered this time. My only problem with this is that none of us can beat it)

[Endless Sea]

(OOC:I'm not refusing, I just misunderstood what is happening to me; Also, god-modding in Munchkin and that's starting to get on my nerves. Gambitting is ok, but not letting anyone else win is just... :x :x :x :x :x :x )

(OOC: It's Sicon. We gotta deal with it. My current exercise in bullying that there dragon is an attempt to try and screw with him at his own game (and get him to stop wtfpwning everyone long enough to have an actual fight), but I have no illusions that I'll succeed.)

(Also, that attack was provoked in part by you randomly attacking me out of nowhere. Not cool.)