The Coffee Room

[Endless Sea]

I do believe that infinite fleets cannot be fully consumed due to being, you know, infinite. Plus, seeing as the kind of magic I and my kind use can be summed up as "fuck up/flat out ignore reality via [insert method here]", I believe that something that assimilates reality won't be too much of a problem.

(Seriously, that's actually how I define magic for these guys. I actually talked about it in the chat once! I saved the conversation to a word document, so if you want, I can show it to you.)

I didn't think you had noticed the way I defined this things ability. Guess not. Upon contact with anything, it instantaenously assimilates it, giving it the property to instantaneously assimilate things. This means that it is expanding constantly at an infinitely fast rate.

Secondly, this thing literally only interacts with ANYTHING to assimilate it, meaning that there are two options:

A) It interacts with something and assimilates it

B) It does not want to interact with something, and that thing remains the same, but the hole is unaffected...

So, yeah. Bye now.

*finally reforms as a bespectacled young man wearing a navy suit, lime green tie, and a hat. (It doesn't matter what hat it is.)* ...I just went One-Winged Angel. I just went One-Winged Angel! Thanks, Sicon! You're awes :gurt: me!

You're welcome. Admittedly I had an ulterior motive, but I DID give you a legit powerup, so...

...Last I checked, magic isn't a "thing". In fact, I'm fairly certain Gapyriad's actually tried to create anti-reality holes himself, with mixed success. Whatever the case, my kind's magic disrupts reality by nature and purpose, and thus should be adequate for dealing with your pet, which my fleet has been staying out of assimilation range of for good measure. Try again.

[Sicon112]

...Last I checked, magic isn't a "thing". In fact, I'm fairly certain Gapyriad's actually tried to create anti-reality holes himself, with mixed success. Whatever the case, my kind's magic disrupts reality by nature and purpose, and thus should be adequate for dealing with your pet, which my fleet has been staying out of assimilation range of for good measure. Try again.

Two issues. First, there is no "range". It has infinite speed. Therefore, it can assimilate anything, anywhere, and since it refuses to interact with anything outside of assimilating it, time included, it can do so at any time as well. Not that it is attacking you or anything. It got full after fleet number two.

Second, it doesn't matter what magic is, I was pretty clear about that. There are two categories: what is assimilated and what is ignored. Currently, you and I are being ignored because it is full. Now, it is in the best interests of everyone involved for this thing to get back to a place where I can watch it constantly, so I would suggest leaving it alone.

[Endless Sea]

...Last I checked, magic isn't a "thing". In fact, I'm fairly certain Gapyriad's actually tried to create anti-reality holes himself, with mixed success. Whatever the case, my kind's magic disrupts reality by nature and purpose, and thus should be adequate for dealing with your pet, which my fleet has been staying out of assimilation range of for good measure. Try again.

Two issues. First, there is no "range". It has infinite speed. Therefore, it can assimilate anything, anywhere, and since it refuses to interact with anything outside of assimilating it, time included, it can do so at any time as well. Not that it is attacking you or anything. It got full after fleet number two.

Second, it doesn't matter what magic is, I was pretty clear about that. There are two categories: what is assimilated and what is ignored. Currently, you and I are being ignored because it is full. Now, it is in the best interests of everyone involved for this thing to get back to a place where I can watch it constantly, so I would suggest leaving it alone.

In that case, more exploitation of time (not time travel this time) to nullify the speed advantage, plus precise application of the same sort of method you used to bring the thing here. Would that be enough?

[Sicon112]

In that case, more exploitation of time (not time travel this time) to nullify the speed advantage, plus precise application of the same sort of method you used to bring the thing here. Would that be enough?

Well, seeing as the travel is instantaneous, even a full time stop would not actually do much because the entire assault can happen in a single instant, where instant is defined as one solitary, exact point in the time flow. Leaving to another point in time where it currently wasn't BEFORE it attacks would get you away from it, but only if it thought it was too much trouble to go to that point itself, which it is perfectly capable of doing by assimilating the concept of the time between here and there. If it left you alone, you would be at a point in time that it did not currently occupy and wouldn't really be able to reach it regardless, so I'm not sure what that would get...

As for the method I brought it here, it sorta showed up after I turned a couple black holes inside out, but further examination of the data suggests that while the events had a correlation, they do not seem to be related through causality. I think. See, this is why I want to experiment with this thing further!

Now I've just brought this away from a battle and into the realm of thought experiment... Well, it's a cool one anyway, huh?

[Endless Sea]

In that case, more exploitation of time (not time travel this time) to nullify the speed advantage, plus precise application of the same sort of method you used to bring the thing here. Would that be enough?

Well, seeing as the travel is instantaneous, even a full time stop would not actually do much because the entire assault can happen in a single instant, where instant is defined as one solitary, exact point in the time flow. Leaving to another point in time where it currently wasn't BEFORE it attacks would get you away from it, but only if it thought it was too much trouble to go to that point itself, which it is perfectly capable of doing by assimilating the concept of the time between here and there. If it left you alone, you would be at a point in time that it did not currently occupy and wouldn't really be able to reach it regardless, so I'm not sure what that would get...

As for the method I brought it here, it sorta showed up after I turned a couple black holes inside out, but further examination of the data suggests that while the events had a correlation, they do not seem to be related through causality. I think. See, this is why I want to experiment with this thing further!

Now I've just brought this away from a battle and into the realm of thought experiment... Well, it's a cool one anyway, huh?

Well, in that case, I'll-

(All right, Acrigeon, that's enough.)

...I'm sorry, what was that, Author?

(I'm getting a bit mentally exhausted by the whole gambitting and attempting to get around Sicon's reality-beast-thing. If even he's stuck with bargaining with it, might as well let him haul the thing away.)

...As you wish, Author. Shall I tag out, then?

(Eh, why not? You had a good run. ^^)

Understood. *leads infinite fleets to the portal opened up earlier when Victin tried to pull out the Red Miles*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

EndlessSea's (OOC) phrases still confuse me. Why would he need to use various beings, when he could be himself?

[eli_gone_crazy]

EndlessSea's (OOC) phrases still confuse me. Why would he need to use various beings, when he could be himself?

the others give him a range of abilities.
It's just how he plays. *shrugs*

*continues talking to the omega mallet*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*hologram pops up, showing what appears to be pre-transformation Genndy* "Hello, Eli."
Oh, and I may have neglected to mention that Genndice is now the Ω-Mallet's main interface. Just trying to keep self-continuity in a place where time gave up on.

[Endless Sea]

EndlessSea's (OOC) phrases still confuse me. Why would he need to use various beings, when he could be himself?

the others give him a range of abilities.
It's just how he plays. *shrugs*

*continues talking to the omega mallet*

Righto. It's fun being characters other than meself. It lets me get a feel for them, to boot.

Btw, not saying OOC since I'm between characters at the moment. Still deciding who to chose next. Not a Dark One-esque guy this time, I've already done two of those and the only one left I've actually developed is- well, the Dark One himself. He's not appropriate to the coffee room at the moment. Might just do Alton again, he's probably lurking around somewhere. Maybe a different Forged, or Togariku. Possibilities, possibilities...

[eli_gone_crazy]

*hologram pops up, showing what appears to be pre-transformation Genndy* "Hello, Eli."
Oh, and I may have neglected to mention that Genndice is now the Ω-Mallet's main interface. Just trying to keep self-continuity in a place where time gave up on.

Yo, Genndice. How's it going? you look like you've been conquering the world and stuff... *whispers somethign to Genndice*... YOU WILL!!! GREAT!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I've got a bad feeling about this...

[The Wild West Pyro]

I've got a bad feeling about this...

Me too....

( Loads his Weapon of Choice and pumps it.)

Mah TF2 Shotgun looking nice and oiled.

[Sicon112]

I hereby am retroactively denying liability for anything Eli does with her new powers. I have here in my hands a signed form saying it is totally not my fault, signed with Eli's signature that I totally did not just fake.

Also, I have now managed to isolate the psychic wave patterns she uses to connect with machines and reality warped them from existence in my new doom fortress so that she cannot affect my stuff. I have some delicate equipment up here...

[S_o_S]

... *chugs greeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.*

[Scarab]

*hologram pops up, showing what appears to be pre-transformation Genndy* "Hello, Eli."
Oh, and I may have neglected to mention that Genndice is now the Ω-Mallet's main interface. Just trying to keep self-continuity in a place where time gave up on.

Yo, Genndice. How's it going? you look like you've been conquering the world and stuff... *whispers somethign to Genndice*... YOU WILL!!! GREAT!

Eliiiii WHAT are you doing in the coffee room? And why is your hair crackling with static electricity?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Eliiiii WHAT are you doing in the coffee room? And why is your hair crackling with static electricity?

( Raises his TF2 Shotgun)

Oh, she got some new powers, that's all. I hope that she will use them for good....

[The Wild West Pyro]

And I changed my sidearm to the M1911 after my P99 was destroyed after Sicon experimented with it.

Here it is. A wonderful semiautomatic with good accuracy, almost no recoil, lots of power, can be silenced and saw action in WW1 and WW2.

This is the British Version for WW1. Because I like British Stuff and Webley.

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But I still love my TF2 Shotgun the most.

[Scarab]

*Looks sadly at the array of weapons everyone has*

Um. I... I have an ice wand.

It freezes things. *Small part snaps off* It's um... it's a little broken.

You know... if that's cool enough for you all.

[JRPictures]

You want weapons???!!!

Let's see my Chekhov's Armoury:

Hmm Lawgiver, Pixel Katana, Wooden Katana, Handgun, Shotgun, Sawn-off shotgun, hunting rifle, machine gun, Walter PPK that's encoded to my palm prints (I watched Skyfall today ok.), 50cm wooden ruler, metal ruler, sonic screwdriver, ray gun, death ray, freeze ray, exploding pen, Identity Disc, Bo Staff, two sais, wand, hammer, bow and arrow, repulsor rays, shield, EMP Gun, web shooters, chain, gatling gun, Citric powered Gatling gun (courtesy of Gurt)....

Yeah I'm doing overkill aren't I?

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Looks sadly at the array of weapons everyone has*

Um. I... I have an ice wand.

It freezes things. *Small part snaps off* It's um... it's a little broken.

You know... if that's cool enough for you all.

( Pats her on the back)

Don't worry, your ice wand can do stuff not everyone can do.

And it's awesome and...

( WINDOW SMASHES OPEN)

Jack Frost, ( covered in kiss marks) and the Tooth Fairy fall in.

Jack: Sorry about this, but me and Tooth were on a date and we ice skated into here....

Me: Oh that's OK.

Jack: SNOW DAY!!!!!!

( Huge Snowball Fight, soon, every metaguard, fictional, guardian and even Mr. A covered in snow. And Jack and Tooth.)

Jack: Scarab, congratulations on being the last one standing. As a reward, here's a replica of my staff. Use it with care!

( He and Tooth fly out giggling.)

Me: Ah, young love.

Anyway, Scarab, here's your staff.

Have fun!

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[The Wild West Pyro]

You want weapons???!!!

Let's see my Chekhov's Armoury:

Hmm Lawgiver, Pixel Katana, Wooden Katana, Handgun, Shotgun, Sawn-off shotgun, hunting rifle, machine gun, Walter PPK that's encoded to my palm prints (I watched Skyfall today ok.), 50cm wooden ruler, metal ruler, sonic screwdriver, ray gun, death ray, freeze ray, exploding pen, Identity Disc, Bo Staff, two sais, wand, hammer, bow and arrow, repulsor rays, shield, EMP Gun, web shooters, gatling gun, Citric powered Gatling gun (courtesy of Gurt)....

Yeah I'm doing overkill aren't I?

Which one is your Weapon of Choice/Signature Weapon?

And, how powerful is the 50 CM WOODEN RULER?

[Endless Sea]

...I have no clue what just happened.

*looks at author of previous post*

Pyro. Called it.

All joking aside, though- Scarab, I can get you an elemental amplifier gun if you want. Just hook your ice wand up to it and you'll be cranking out uber-blasts of frigidity in no time.

[JRPictures]

Which one is your Weapon of Choice/Signature Weapon?

Mixbetween Lawgiver and Pixel Katana (Lawgiver cause it can shoot almost any bullet and Pixel Katana cause it's a freakin pixel katana.)

And, how powerful is the 50 CM WOODEN RULER?

More then you think *knocks out Pyro with ruler HARD*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Which one is your Weapon of Choice/Signature Weapon?

Mixbetween Lawgiver and Pixel Katana (Lawgiver cause it can shoot almost any bullet and Pixel Katana cause it's a freakin pixel katana.)

And, how powerful is the 50 CM WOODEN RULER?

More then you think *knocks out Pyro with ruler HARD*

OW.

I use that in Textiles class at South Island School by the way.

I'll put a trope for you on the character sheet.

[Scarab]

Me: Ah, young love.

Since they're both ancient personifications I'm not sure it counts as YOUNG love, Pyro... still.

All joking aside, though- Scarab, I can get you an elemental amplifier gun if you want. Just hook your ice wand up to it and you'll be cranking out uber-blasts of frigidity in no time.

Wait, so like... a kind of modern add-on to a classic design? Sounds good to me!:D we all need a little upgrade now and then, thanks! *Holds up the ice wand* Uh... You realise you're giving me even more elemental control over weather, right?