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Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:I do believe that infinite fleets cannot be fully consumed due to being, you know, infinite. Plus, seeing as the kind of magic I and my kind use can be summed up as "fuck up/flat out ignore reality via [insert method here]", I believe that something that assimilates reality won't be too much of a problem.

(Seriously, that's actually how I define magic for these guys. I actually talked about it in the chat once! I saved the conversation to a word document, so if you want, I can show it to you.)

I didn't think you had noticed the way I defined this things ability. Guess not. Upon contact with anything, it instantaenously assimilates it, giving it the property to instantaneously assimilate things. This means that it is expanding constantly at an infinitely fast rate.

Secondly, this thing literally only interacts with ANYTHING to assimilate it, meaning that there are two options:

A) It interacts with something and assimilates it

B) It does not want to interact with something, and that thing remains the same, but the hole is unaffected...

So, yeah. Bye now.

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*finally reforms as a bespectacled young man wearing a navy suit, lime green tie, and a hat. (It doesn't matter what hat it is.)* ...I just went One-Winged Angel. I just went One-Winged Angel! Thanks, Sicon! You're awes :gurt: me!

You're welcome. Admittedly I had an ulterior motive, but I DID give you a legit powerup, so...

Endless Sea wrote:...Last I checked, magic isn't a "thing". In fact, I'm fairly certain Gapyriad's actually tried to create anti-reality holes himself, with mixed success. Whatever the case, my kind's magic disrupts reality by nature and purpose, and thus should be adequate for dealing with your pet, which my fleet has been staying out of assimilation range of for good measure. Try again.

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:...Last I checked, magic isn't a "thing". In fact, I'm fairly certain Gapyriad's actually tried to create anti-reality holes himself, with mixed success. Whatever the case, my kind's magic disrupts reality by nature and purpose, and thus should be adequate for dealing with your pet, which my fleet has been staying out of assimilation range of for good measure. Try again.

Two issues. First, there is no "range". It has infinite speed. Therefore, it can assimilate anything, anywhere, and since it refuses to interact with anything outside of assimilating it, time included, it can do so at any time as well. Not that it is attacking you or anything. It got full after fleet number two.

Second, it doesn't matter what magic is, I was pretty clear about that. There are two categories: what is assimilated and what is ignored. Currently, you and I are being ignored because it is full. Now, it is in the best interests of everyone involved for this thing to get back to a place where I can watch it constantly, so I would suggest leaving it alone.

Endless Sea wrote:In that case, more exploitation of time (not time travel this time) to nullify the speed advantage, plus precise application of the same sort of method you used to bring the thing here. Would that be enough?

Sicon112 wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:In that case, more exploitation of time (not time travel this time) to nullify the speed advantage, plus precise application of the same sort of method you used to bring the thing here. Would that be enough?

Well, seeing as the travel is instantaneous, even a full time stop would not actually do much because the entire assault can happen in a single instant, where instant is defined as one solitary, exact point in the time flow. Leaving to another point in time where it currently wasn't BEFORE it attacks would get you away from it, but only if it thought it was too much trouble to go to that point itself, which it is perfectly capable of doing by assimilating the concept of the time between here and there. If it left you alone, you would be at a point in time that it did not currently occupy and wouldn't really be able to reach it regardless, so I'm not sure what that would get...

As for the method I brought it here, it sorta showed up after I turned a couple black holes inside out, but further examination of the data suggests that while the events had a correlation, they do not seem to be related through causality. I think. See, this is why I want to experiment with this thing further!

Now I've just brought this away from a battle and into the realm of thought experiment... Well, it's a cool one anyway, huh?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:EndlessSea's (OOC) phrases still confuse me. Why would he need to use various beings, when he could be himself?

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:EndlessSea's (OOC) phrases still confuse me. Why would he need to use various beings, when he could be himself?

the others give him a range of abilities.
It's just how he plays. *shrugs*

*continues talking to the omega mallet*

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*hologram pops up, showing what appears to be pre-transformation Genndy* "Hello, Eli."
Oh, and I may have neglected to mention that Genndice is now the Ω-Mallet's main interface. Just trying to keep self-continuity in a place where time gave up on.

Yo, Genndice. How's it going? you look like you've been conquering the world and stuff... *whispers somethign to Genndice*... YOU WILL!!! GREAT!

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I've got a bad feeling about this...

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*hologram pops up, showing what appears to be pre-transformation Genndy* "Hello, Eli."
Oh, and I may have neglected to mention that Genndice is now the Ω-Mallet's main interface. Just trying to keep self-continuity in a place where time gave up on.

Yo, Genndice. How's it going? you look like you've been conquering the world and stuff... *whispers somethign to Genndice*... YOU WILL!!! GREAT!

Scarab wrote:Eliiiii WHAT are you doing in the coffee room? And why is your hair crackling with static electricity?

Scarab wrote:*Looks sadly at the array of weapons everyone has*

Um. I... I have an ice wand.

It freezes things. *Small part snaps off* It's um... it's a little broken.

You know... if that's cool enough for you all.

JRPictures wrote:You want weapons???!!!

Let's see my Chekhov's Armoury:

Hmm Lawgiver, Pixel Katana, Wooden Katana, Handgun, Shotgun, Sawn-off shotgun, hunting rifle, machine gun, Walter PPK that's encoded to my palm prints (I watched Skyfall today ok.), 50cm wooden ruler, metal ruler, sonic screwdriver, ray gun, death ray, freeze ray, exploding pen, Identity Disc, Bo Staff, two sais, wand, hammer, bow and arrow, repulsor rays, shield, EMP Gun, web shooters, gatling gun, Citric powered Gatling gun (courtesy of Gurt)....

Yeah I'm doing overkill aren't I?

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Which one is your Weapon of Choice/Signature Weapon?

The Wild West Pyro wrote:And, how powerful is the 50 CM WOODEN RULER?

JRPictures wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Which one is your Weapon of Choice/Signature Weapon?

Mixbetween Lawgiver and Pixel Katana (Lawgiver cause it can shoot almost any bullet and Pixel Katana cause it's a freakin pixel katana.)

The Wild West Pyro wrote:And, how powerful is the 50 CM WOODEN RULER?

More then you think *knocks out Pyro with ruler HARD*

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Me: Ah, young love.

Endless Sea wrote:All joking aside, though- Scarab, I can get you an elemental amplifier gun if you want. Just hook your ice wand up to it and you'll be cranking out uber-blasts of frigidity in no time.