The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Looks sadly at the array of weapons everyone has*

Um. I... I have an ice wand.

It freezes things. *Small part snaps off* It's um... it's a little broken.

You know... if that's cool enough for you all.

( Pats her on the back)

Don't worry, your ice wand can do stuff not everyone can do.

And it's awesome and...

( WINDOW SMASHES OPEN)

Jack Frost, ( covered in kiss marks) and the Tooth Fairy fall in.

Jack: Sorry about this, but me and Tooth were on a date and we ice skated into here....

Me: Oh that's OK.

Jack: SNOW DAY!!!!!!

( Huge Snowball Fight, soon, every metaguard, fictional, guardian and even Mr. A covered in snow. And Jack and Tooth.)

Jack: Scarab, congratulations on being the last one standing. As a reward, here's a replica of my staff. Use it with care!

( He and Tooth fly out giggling.)

Me: Ah, young love.

Anyway, Scarab, here's your staff.

Have fun!

jack_frost_staff_by_animegeer-d5ljxlk.jpeg

JackFrost.jpeg

Scarab, keep this too as backup.

[Endless Sea]

That ruler seems like a dangerous weapon. Looks like I'll have to, uh, repossess it.

*Alaki (who I have since decided to be my character for the time being) swipes ruler, snaps it in half, snaps the halves in half, and keeps snapping until nothing but dust is left, then burns it all with a plasma bolt*

(...I think I overdid it. derp)

[Scarab]

That ruler seems like a dangerous weapon. Looks like I'll have to, uh, repossess it.

*Alaki (who I have since decided to be my character for the time being) swipes ruler, snaps it in half, snaps the halves in half, and keeps snapping until nothing but dust is left, then burns it all with a plasma bolt*

(...I think I overdid it. derp)

Meh, it happens around here.

[The Wild West Pyro]

That ruler seems like a dangerous weapon. Looks like I'll have to, uh, repossess it.

*Alaki (who I have since decided to be my character for the time being) swipes ruler, snaps it in half, snaps the halves in half, and keeps snapping until nothing but dust is left, then burns it all with a plasma bolt*

(...I think I overdid it. derp)

Thanks.

Don't worry, you didn't overdo it, compared to what I would have done.

( Makes Endless Sea look inside his half insane mind for a moment. Sees a Windmill surrounded by angry peasants with Frankenstein and his monster boxing and wrestling inside. Hadoukens the Windmill and watches as it causes a massive fire.)

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Looks sadly at the array of weapons everyone has*

Um. I... I have an ice wand.

It freezes things. *Small part snaps off* It's um... it's a little broken.

You know... if that's cool enough for you all.

( Pats her on the back)

Don't worry, your ice wand can do stuff not everyone can do.

And it's awesome and...

( WINDOW SMASHES OPEN)

Jack Frost, ( covered in kiss marks) and the Tooth Fairy fall in.

Jack: Sorry about this, but me and Tooth were on a date and we ice skated into here....

Me: Oh that's OK.

Jack: SNOW DAY!!!!!!

( Huge Snowball Fight, soon, every metaguard, fictional, guardian and even Mr. A covered in snow. And Jack and Tooth.)

Jack: Scarab, congratulations on being the last one standing. As a reward, here's a replica of my staff. Use it with care!

( He and Tooth fly out giggling.)

Me: Ah, young love.

Anyway, Scarab, here's your staff.

Have fun!

jack_frost_staff_by_animegeer-d5ljxlk.jpeg

JackFrost.jpeg

Scarab, keep this too as backup.

SCARAB?

[Scarab]

SCARAB?

Uh... yeah. I'm waiting for a wand upgrade, once Endless is finished with destroying your stuff. Is it supposed to glow like that? Generally stuff glowing in here is a bad thing.

[Endless Sea]

That ruler seems like a dangerous weapon. Looks like I'll have to, uh, repossess it.

*Alaki (who I have since decided to be my character for the time being) swipes ruler, snaps it in half, snaps the halves in half, and keeps snapping until nothing but dust is left, then burns it all with a plasma bolt*

(...I think I overdid it. derp)

Thanks.

Don't worry, you didn't overdo it, compared to what I would have done.

( Makes Endless Sea look inside his half insane mind for a moment. Sees a Windmill surrounded by angry peasants with Frankenstein and his monster boxing and wrestling inside. Hadoukens the Windmill and watches as it causes a massive fire.)

Who the what now? Um, I'm fairly certain my author's mind is a barren, nuclear-scorched wasteland with the occasional swirl of pure arcane magic seeping out from random cracks or something. Unless you're talking to me, in which case my mind is, uh, pretty much blank all the time, every day. Yeah. Also, you can't hadouken a mental image, not to mention that hadoukens don't set things on fire. Trust me, I know.

[JRPictures]

That ruler seems like a dangerous weapon. Looks like I'll have to, uh, repossess it.

*Alaki (who I have since decided to be my character for the time being) swipes ruler, snaps it in half, snaps the halves in half, and keeps snapping until nothing but dust is left, then burns it all with a plasma bolt*

(...I think I overdid it. derp)

Dude......I have spare rulers *face palms*

[Endless Sea]

That ruler seems like a dangerous weapon. Looks like I'll have to, uh, repossess it.

*Alaki (who I have since decided to be my character for the time being) swipes ruler, snaps it in half, snaps the halves in half, and keeps snapping until nothing but dust is left, then burns it all with a plasma bolt*

(...I think I overdid it. derp)

Dude......I have spare rulers *face palms*

That's not the issue. The issue is that I went a little crazy terminating that first one.

[JRPictures]

Yeah but don't bother destroying my ruler when I have spares. Anyways I'll be doing target practice with my Walther PPK:

[The Wild West Pyro]

That ruler seems like a dangerous weapon. Looks like I'll have to, uh, repossess it.

*Alaki (who I have since decided to be my character for the time being) swipes ruler, snaps it in half, snaps the halves in half, and keeps snapping until nothing but dust is left, then burns it all with a plasma bolt*

(...I think I overdid it. derp)

Thanks.

Don't worry, you didn't overdo it, compared to what I would have done.

( Makes Endless Sea look inside his half insane mind for a moment. Sees a Windmill surrounded by angry peasants with Frankenstein and his monster boxing and wrestling inside. Hadoukens the Windmill and watches as it causes a massive fire.)

Who the what now? Um, I'm fairly certain my author's mind is a barren, nuclear-scorched wasteland with the occasional swirl of pure arcane magic seeping out from random cracks or something. Unless you're talking to me, in which case my mind is, uh, pretty much blank all the time, every day. Yeah. Also, you can't hadouken a mental image, not to mention that hadoukens don't set things on fire. Trust me, I know.

Pyros can Hadouken, hadoukens when wearing my rubber gloves can set things on fire. Just look at this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdIYAGv ... r_embedded

Skip to the Pyro section and watch.

AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE WHEN BURNING STUFF:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I

[The Wild West Pyro]

SCARAB?

Uh... yeah. I'm waiting for a wand upgrade, once Endless is finished with destroying your stuff. Is it supposed to glow like that? Generally stuff glowing in here is a bad thing.

Yes.

( Calls Jack on his cell phone: the indestructible unless dropped into water Nokia 3310)

He says it's normal.

[Endless Sea]

Pyro. Enough with the links. They're distracting. Also, what does your argument have to do with the fact that you can't hit mental images with energy blasts?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Pyro. Enough with the links. They're distracting. Also, what does your argument have to do with the fact that you can't hit mental images with energy blasts?

Oh all right. This is what I did.

( Looks inside mind again. Remembers the time when he did the windmill attack via a brass Zippo Lighter.)

[Endless Sea]

Pyro. Enough with the links. They're distracting. Also, what does your argument have to do with the fact that you can't hit mental images with energy blasts?

Oh all right. This is what I did.

( Looks inside mind again. Remembers the time when he did the windmill attack via a brass Zippo Lighter.)

And I still have no clue what you're doing.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Pyro. Enough with the links. They're distracting. Also, what does your argument have to do with the fact that you can't hit mental images with energy blasts?

Oh all right. This is what I did.

( Looks inside mind again. Remembers the time when he did the windmill attack via a brass Zippo Lighter.)

And I still have no clue what you're doing.

IT'S HOW I WOULD HAVE DESTROYED THE WOODEN RULER IF I HAD TO DO IT!

[Endless Sea]

And I still have no clue what you're doing.

IT'S HOW I WOULD HAVE DESTROYED THE WOODEN RULER IF I HAD TO DO IT!

I said what, not why.

[The Wild West Pyro]

And I still have no clue what you're doing.

IT'S HOW I WOULD HAVE DESTROYED THE WOODEN RULER IF I HAD TO DO IT!

I said what, not why.

It's me telling you what I would you how I would have destroyed the...

BAH. F**K THIS.

( Walks away grumbling)

A lot of people wouldn't understand me anyway.

[Endless Sea]

It's me telling you what I would you how I would have destroyed the...

BAH. F**K THIS.

( Walks away grumbling)

A lot of people wouldn't understand me anyway.

Dude, language. I just want to know what up with the windmill and stuff. I'm getting no context from you whatsoever, especially none related to the ruler.

[The Wild West Pyro]

It's me telling you what I would you how I would have destroyed the...

BAH. F**K THIS.

( Walks away grumbling)

A lot of people wouldn't understand me anyway.

Dude, language. I just want to know what up with the windmill and stuff. I'm getting no context from you whatsoever, especially none related to the ruler.

Oh.

You see, I destroyed the ruler by doing this:

While Frankenstein and his monster were fighting on the windmill, while pitchfork and torch wielding peasants stood outside shouting, I destroyed my old wooden ruler by getting out my Zippo Lighter, throwing the ruler inside and burning the Windmill.

[Endless Sea]

Oh.

You see, I destroyed the ruler by doing this:

While Frankenstein and his monster were fighting on the windmill, while pitchfork and torch wielding peasants stood outside shouting, I destroyed my old wooden ruler by getting out my Zippo Lighter, throwing the ruler inside and burning the Windmill.

...but it was JR's ruler. Also, that scene makes, uh, y'know, no sense. Like, at all.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Looks sadly at the array of weapons everyone has*

Um. I... I have an ice wand.

It freezes things. *Small part snaps off* It's um... it's a little broken.

You know... if that's cool enough for you all.

*walks over*

I COULD fix the wand, you know.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh.

You see, I destroyed the ruler by doing this:

While Frankenstein and his monster were fighting on the windmill, while pitchfork and torch wielding peasants stood outside shouting, I destroyed my old wooden ruler by getting out my Zippo Lighter, throwing the ruler inside and burning the Windmill.

...but it was JR's ruler. Also, that scene makes, uh, y'know, no sense. Like, at all.

( Shrugs)

Eh.

[Endless Sea]

Oh.

You see, I destroyed the ruler by doing this:

While Frankenstein and his monster were fighting on the windmill, while pitchfork and torch wielding peasants stood outside shouting, I destroyed my old wooden ruler by getting out my Zippo Lighter, throwing the ruler inside and burning the Windmill.

...but it was JR's ruler. Also, that scene makes, uh, y'know, no sense. Like, at all.

( Shrugs)

Eh.

-.-

[JRPictures]

I don't even know anymore