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Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:49 pmby AMimsyBorogove
Denied. I'm using Touhou references to fight you. How am I supposed to have a sword duel while spamming powers from a series about ungodly amounts of laser bullets? Well, unless I was Youmu or Flan, but since I'm not...
Immortal Fire Bird ~ Flying Phoenix.
*shoots down lasers with obscenely ridiculous amounts of fire, fireballs, fire-needles, and fire-everything else, raining apocalyptic phoenix-related DOOM down upon Crazy!Scarab.*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:50 pmby IslaKariese
::!DEPPAN:: ...Oh God my head...
...What the fuck is going on here!?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:51 pmby Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:*Runs out of the pillow fort looking slightly singed*
HOLYSHITTHEGODDAMPILLOWFORTSSTILLONFIRE
SORRY SLENDER! I'd help put it out but, you know... battle to the death goin' on here!AMimsyBorogove wrote:Denied. I'm using Touhou references to fight you. How am I supposed to have a sword duel while spamming powers from a series about ungodly amounts of laser bullets? Well, unless I was Youmu or Flan, but since I'm not...
Immortal Fire Bird ~ Flying Phoenix.
*shoots down lasers with obscenely ridiculous amounts of fire, fireballs, fire-needles, and fire-everything else, raining apocalyptic phoenix-related DOOM down upon Crazy!Scarab.*
Damn it, I don't watch that series! *Puts the sword away in the interests of fairness. Pulls out Alice's fireball deflecting umbrella and crouches until the barrage is over and she can resume her attack. Then grabs the Ice Wand*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:52 pmby NeverSlender
IslaKariese wrote:::!DEPPAN:: ...Oh God my head...
...What the fuck is going on here!?
Many things, none of them good.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:52 pmby Sicon112
Scarab wrote:Damn it, I don't watch that series! *Puts the sword away in the interests of fairness. Pulls out Alice's fireball deflecting umbrella and crouches until the barrage is over and she can resume her attack. Then grabs the Ice Wand*
It's a game series. Of the bullet hell type.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:53 pmby IslaKariese
NeverSlender wrote:IslaKariese wrote:::!DEPPAN:: ...Oh God my head...
...What the fuck is going on here!?
Many things, none of them good.
NO SHIT! *runs away really really fast*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:54 pmby Scarab
Sicon112 wrote:Scarab wrote:Damn it, I don't watch that series! *Puts the sword away in the interests of fairness. Pulls out Alice's fireball deflecting umbrella and crouches until the barrage is over and she can resume her attack. Then grabs the Ice Wand*
It's a game series. Of the bullet hell type.
Oh right! Thanks for saying so, I can see why that would be dangerous! *Throws explosive particles of ice at Mimsy in mass quanties. This has the fringe benefit of putting out the fire on what's left of the Pillow fort*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 4:57 pmby AMimsyBorogove
Forgiveness ~ Death of an Honest Man.
*proceeds to corner Scarab with a laser curtain on both sides, obliterating the ice mid-flight before raining down evil laser orbs and a sweeping laser beam upon... well, basically everything.*
Touhou is not an anime. You are fortunate I do not have a built in hardcore fanrage mode. I'm still going to obliterate everything with fire and danmaku, though.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:01 pmby Scarab
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Forgiveness ~ Death of an Honest Man.
*proceeds to corner Scarab with a laser curtain on both sides, obliterating the ice mid-flight before raining down evil laser orbs and a sweeping laser beam upon... well, basically everything.*
Touhou is not an anime. You are fortunate I do not have a built in hardcore fanrage mode. I'm still going to obliterate everything with fire and danmaku, though.
*Tries not to panic and shields the living f*** out of herself.*
Okay... okay fine. You want serious, LET'S GET SERIOUS.
*Grabs the nearest cup of green stuff and proceeds to make an ice bomb out of the contents. Throws it skyward into Mimsy's face and watches it explode... or possibly implode, it's hard to tell with all the fire and ice and fanrage*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:05 pmby AMimsyBorogove
Oh, you did NOT just-
*Explodes in a shower of stars and fire in the shape of a Light Yagami face*
JUST AS PLANNED.
*My new Phoenix Wings form on the ground beneath wherever Scarab goes as random showers of bullets spawn all around her and begin raining in at ridiculous speeds with constantly changing patterns that track her location.*
Possessed By Phoenix.
MOAR TOUHOU REFERENCES!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:06 pmby IslaKariese
Scarab wrote:*Tries not to panic and shields the living f*** out of herself.*
Okay... okay fine. You want serious, LET'S GET SERIOUS.
*Grabs the nearest cup of green stuff and proceeds to make an ice bomb out of the contents. Throws it skyward into Mimsy's face and watches it explode... or possibly implode, it's hard to tell with all the fire and ice and fanrage*
*runs like hell*
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHI--!! [Warning. User=IslaKariese has been censored for the remainder of this session due to excessive use of inappropriate language.]WHAT THE [BUY SOME APPLES] IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEA-!*blinks*
Well,
[BUY SOME CANTALOUPE].
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:07 pmby Scarab
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Oh, you did NOT just-
*Explodes in a shower of stars and fire in the shape of a Light Yagami face*
JUST AS PLANNED.
*My new Phoenix Wings form on the ground beneath wherever Scarab goes as random showers of bullets spawn all around her and begin raining in at ridiculous speeds with constantly changing patterns that track her location.*
Possessed By Phoenix.
MOAR TOUHOU REFERENCES!
Oh shi-NOTE TO SELF, FIND THIS TOUHOU THING AND BECOME VERY, VERY WELL AQUAINTED WITH IT!
*Is knocked back into pillow fortress in a stream of bullets and smoke.*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:10 pmby NeverSlender
You know I only come here because it's cheap, I could do without death and fruit raining from the sky.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:11 pmby Scarab
NeverSlender wrote:You know I only come here because it's cheap, I could do without death and fruit raining from the sky.
*groans* They don't even CHARGE us anything here.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:13 pmby NeverSlender
Scarab wrote:NeverSlender wrote:You know I only come here because it's cheap, I could do without death and fruit raining from the sky.
*groans* They don't even CHARGE us anything here.
THAT'S WHY IT'S CHEAP.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:13 pmby Lordxana0
I think this is the biggest thread here.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:15 pmby Scarab
Lordxana0 wrote:I think this is the biggest thread here.
Yeah, excuse me while I make it longer while Pheonix boy is distracted by virtue of not being in the forum.
*Hits ground with the ice staff and proceeds to start turning the whole frickin' room into an ice fortress.*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:15 pmby NeverSlender
Lordxana0 wrote:I think this is the biggest thread here.
Yay, let's celebrate!
*Cracks open a bottke of green champagne he may or may not have stolen from the other side of the wall*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:15 pmby IslaKariese
Lordxana0 wrote:I think this is the biggest thread here.
And aren't you so
[BUY SOME WATERMELON]--ing proud?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:16 pmby Adell
IslaKariese wrote:Lordxana0 wrote:I think this is the biggest thread here.
And aren't you so
[BUY SOME WATERMELON]--ing proud?
Hey, watch your [DRINK YOUR OVALTINE]--ing mouth
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:16 pmby AMimsyBorogove
*Evil laugh*
You do realize I respawned while you weren't looking, right?
^^
*Fujiyama Volcano's the ice fortress from the inside out.*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:19 pmby Scarab
AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Evil laugh*
You do realize I respawned while you weren't looking, right?
^^
*Fujiyama Volcano's the ice fortress from the inside out.*
Oh...
pretty oncoming death.
Gah, focus, focus!
*Attempts to freeze the volcanic magma into obsidian as it flows. This results in walls of obsidian everywhere and fails to actually stop volcano based attack. Decides to say "fuck it", dodges her way between lava flows and creates storm of ice directly over his head to rain down on him from above.*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:29 pmby AMimsyBorogove
*Just as Scarab gets close, The Great and Wondrous Fire-Winged Borogove slaps her in the face with a glass of Green Stuff, then explodes after having used too much power.*
...
*Then the walls cave in and fire and ice rain down everywhere, with Scarab right at the center.*
...
*At least she has Green Stuff?*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:35 pmby Scarab
AMimsyBorogove wrote:*Just as Scarab gets close, The Great and Wondrous Fire-Winged Borogove slaps her in the face with a glass of Green Stuff, then explodes after having used too much power.*
...
*Then the walls cave in and fire and ice rain down everywhere, with Scarab right at the center.*
...
*At least she has Green Stuff?*
*Blinks, wondering vaguely where MistyBorogrove went, then stands up brushing ice off her jacket. Realises the whole room is coated in a layer of ice, and where it's not coated in ice it's either on fire or charred to cinders, the pillow fort is lost forever and who exactly even WON that battle anyway?*
...Well, either way Lordxana0 is going to kill us.
Epic, is what that was.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Oct 09, 2012 5:36 pmby NeverSlender
Well, guess we've got a pillow fort to rebuild. Was it insured against armageddon?