The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

*walks up*
*speaks to Pyro's arsenal*
Really? Are you sure? uhuh....uhuh.... okay, I'll tell them

SO, Pyro's arsenal have gone on strike. well, except for the crowbar, because he's a bit simple.

[JRPictures]

*walks up*
*speaks to Pyro's arsenal*
Really? Are you sure? uhuh....uhuh.... okay, I'll tell them

SO, Pyro's arsenal have gone on strike. well, except for the crowbar, because he's a bit simple.

Well my Chekhov's Armoury joined them to form a Union. I've agreed to help them out.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Actually....

( Listens to them)

I agree to all your terms now.

From now on, you shall get olive oil instead of canola and brown shoe polish instead of black and a clean rag each day. And cardboard boxes all to your own.

[Endless Sea]

*walks up*
*speaks to Pyro's arsenal*
Really? Are you sure? uhuh....uhuh.... okay, I'll tell them

SO, Pyro's arsenal have gone on strike. well, except for the crowbar, because he's a bit simple.

Well my Chekhov's Armoury joined them to form a Union. I've agreed to help them out.

And that's more than enough reason for me to start a war with you. :D

*ice bolts*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Actually....

( Listens to them)

I agree to all your terms now.

From now on, you shall get olive oil instead of canola and brown shoe polish instead of black and a clean rag each day. And cardboard boxes all to your own.

....Pyro... you are not a Technopath so stop trying to communicate with the sentient, non-moving objects.

[JRPictures]

And that's more than enough reason for me to start a war with you.

*ice bolts*

*dodges* Come on man don't start a war. My armoury hates it when that happens.

[Endless Sea]

And that's more than enough reason for me to start a war with you. :D

*ice bolts*

*dodges* Come on man don't start a war. My armoury hates it when that happens.

*ice bolts continue to home in on your position*

*I'm kinda controlling them, you know*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Actually....

( Listens to them)

I agree to all your terms now.

From now on, you shall get olive oil instead of canola and brown shoe polish instead of black and a clean rag each day. And cardboard boxes all to your own.

....Pyro... you are not a Technopath so stop trying to communicate with the sentient, non-moving objects.

I'M HALF INSANE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

[JRPictures]

*ice bolts continue to home in on your position*

*I'm kinda controlling them, you know*

Well you leave me no choice.

*JR combines all weapons in the Chekhov's armoury into one massive SWISS ARMY WEAPON that can obliterate WORLDS!!!!!*

[Endless Sea]

*ice bolts continue to home in on your position*

*I'm kinda controlling them, you know*

Well you leave me no choice.

*JR combines all weapons in the Chekhov's armoury into one massive SWISS ARMY WEAPON that can obliterate WORLDS!!!!!*

*JR dies due to his weapon combination distracting him from the ice bolts*

[JRPictures]

*JR comes back to life*

I have extra lives man so shut it.

*JR fires massive weapon and destroys Endless*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Actually....

( Listens to them)

I agree to all your terms now.

From now on, you shall get olive oil instead of canola and brown shoe polish instead of black and a clean rag each day. And cardboard boxes all to your own.

....Pyro... you are not a Technopath so stop trying to communicate with the sentient, non-moving objects.

I'M HALF INSANE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

*gives the handgun a devious look*
*the handgun shoots Pyro*

[Endless Sea]

*JR comes back to life*

I have extra lives man so shut it.

*JR fires massive weapon and destroys Endless*

*JR misses because I'm faster than that*

*plus, I telekinetically sabotaged your weapon when you were respawnin, so it blew up in your face, killing you again*

[JRPictures]

*JR comes back to life*

I have extra lives man so shut it.

*JR fires massive weapon and destroys Endless*

*JR misses because I'm faster than that*

*plus, I telekinetically sabotaged your weapon when you were respawning*

*JR respawns, fixes weapon in a semi second and fires again destroying Endless*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*gives the handgun a devious look*
*the handgun shoots Pyro*

OK, Quarter Insane now.

( Loads Shotgun)

( Blasts Eli, then lets himself get killed by her flying master sword as he feels guilty.)

[Endless Sea]

*JR comes back to life*

I have extra lives man so shut it.

*JR fires massive weapon and destroys Endless*

*JR misses because I'm faster than that*

*plus, I telekinetically sabotaged your weapon when you were respawning*

*JR respawns, fixes weapon in a semi second and fires again destroying Endless*

There is no weapon, man. It blew up.

[JRPictures]

There is no weapon, man. It blew up.

Did you really think I'd only have one of those?

I HAVE RESERVES. Plenty in fact.

*fires combined weapon at Endless obliterating him*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*gives the handgun a devious look*
*the handgun shoots Pyro*

OK, Quarter Insane now.

( Loads Shotgun)

( Blasts Eli, then lets himself get killed by her flying master sword as he feels guilty.)

*pops back into existence*

* stares at the now-dead Pyro*

what a waste.
*retrieves master sword*
*walks away*

[Endless Sea]

There is no weapon, man. It blew up.

Did you really think I'd only have one of those?

I HAVE RESERVES. Plenty in fact.

*fires combined weapon at Endless obliterating him*

Sabotaged that one, too. And I'll keep doing it. Don't screw with a telepath, son.

*JR's weapon blows up in his face, killing him again*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*gives the handgun a devious look*
*the handgun shoots Pyro*

OK, Quarter Insane now.

( Loads Shotgun)

( Blasts Eli, then lets himself get killed by her flying master sword as he feels guilty.)

*pops back into existence*

* stares at the now-dead Pyro*

what a waste.
*retrieves master sword*
*walks away*

I wonder why I have such few friends here.....

[Endless Sea]

I wonder why I have such few friends here.....

Possibly because every time you post, it ends up being a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Anyways-

*shoots Pyro due to prior declaration of war on him*

[The Wild West Pyro]

I wonder why I have such few friends here.....

Possibly because every time you post, it ends up being a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Anyways-

*shoots Pyro due to prior declaration of war on him*

( OH CRAP)

( Raises Shotgun and starts firing at everyone)

[eli_gone_crazy]

I wonder why I have such few friends here.....

Possibly because every time you post, it ends up being a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Anyways-

*shoots Pyro due to prior declaration of war on him*

( OH CRAP)

( Raises Shotgun and starts firing at everyone)

*locks all ranged weapons*

[Endless Sea]

I wonder why I have such few friends here.....

Possibly because every time you post, it ends up being a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Anyways-

*shoots Pyro due to prior declaration of war on him*

( OH CRAP)

( Raises Shotgun and starts firing at everyone)

Well, that escalated quickly. *trollface*

[JRPictures]

Sabotaged that one, too. And I'll keep doing it. Don't screw with a telepath, son.

*JR's weapon blows up in his face, killing him again*

And don't' screw with the crazy prepared AUSTRALIAN MATE!!!!

*grabs every single weapon possible, protects himself from any attempt from Endless to stop him, puts on Magneto's helmet to prevent telepathic interference, creates a large hadron collider and time machine/freeze ray and fires it at endless creating a barrage of timey wimey, wibbly wobbly destruction ending in Endless's death and obliteration*