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Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:47 am
by eli_gone_crazy
*walks up*
*speaks to Pyro's arsenal*
Really? Are you sure? uhuh....uhuh.... okay, I'll tell them

SO, Pyro's arsenal have gone on strike. well, except for the crowbar, because he's a bit simple.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:48 am
by JRPictures
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*walks up*
*speaks to Pyro's arsenal*
Really? Are you sure? uhuh....uhuh.... okay, I'll tell them

SO, Pyro's arsenal have gone on strike. well, except for the crowbar, because he's a bit simple.

Well my Chekhov's Armoury joined them to form a Union. I've agreed to help them out.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:52 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Actually....

( Listens to them)

I agree to all your terms now.

From now on, you shall get olive oil instead of canola and brown shoe polish instead of black and a clean rag each day. And cardboard boxes all to your own.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:53 am
by Endless Sea
JRPictures wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*walks up*
*speaks to Pyro's arsenal*
Really? Are you sure? uhuh....uhuh.... okay, I'll tell them

SO, Pyro's arsenal have gone on strike. well, except for the crowbar, because he's a bit simple.

Well my Chekhov's Armoury joined them to form a Union. I've agreed to help them out.


And that's more than enough reason for me to start a war with you. :D

*ice bolts*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:55 am
by eli_gone_crazy
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Actually....

( Listens to them)

I agree to all your terms now.

From now on, you shall get olive oil instead of canola and brown shoe polish instead of black and a clean rag each day. And cardboard boxes all to your own.



....Pyro... you are not a Technopath so stop trying to communicate with the sentient, non-moving objects.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:56 am
by JRPictures
Endless Sea wrote:
And that's more than enough reason for me to start a war with you. :D

*ice bolts*


*dodges* Come on man don't start a war. My armoury hates it when that happens.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:58 am
by Endless Sea
JRPictures wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:
And that's more than enough reason for me to start a war with you. :D

*ice bolts*


*dodges* Come on man don't start a war. My armoury hates it when that happens.


*ice bolts continue to home in on your position*

*I'm kinda controlling them, you know*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:58 am
by The Wild West Pyro
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Actually....

( Listens to them)

I agree to all your terms now.

From now on, you shall get olive oil instead of canola and brown shoe polish instead of black and a clean rag each day. And cardboard boxes all to your own.



....Pyro... you are not a Technopath so stop trying to communicate with the sentient, non-moving objects.


I'M HALF INSANE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:59 am
by JRPictures
Endless Sea wrote:*ice bolts continue to home in on your position*

*I'm kinda controlling them, you know*

Well you leave me no choice.

*JR combines all weapons in the Chekhov's armoury into one massive SWISS ARMY WEAPON that can obliterate WORLDS!!!!!*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:01 am
by Endless Sea
JRPictures wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:*ice bolts continue to home in on your position*

*I'm kinda controlling them, you know*

Well you leave me no choice.

*JR combines all weapons in the Chekhov's armoury into one massive SWISS ARMY WEAPON that can obliterate WORLDS!!!!!*


*JR dies due to his weapon combination distracting him from the ice bolts*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:01 am
by JRPictures
*JR comes back to life*

I have extra lives man so shut it.

*JR fires massive weapon and destroys Endless*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:02 am
by eli_gone_crazy
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Actually....

( Listens to them)

I agree to all your terms now.

From now on, you shall get olive oil instead of canola and brown shoe polish instead of black and a clean rag each day. And cardboard boxes all to your own.



....Pyro... you are not a Technopath so stop trying to communicate with the sentient, non-moving objects.


I'M HALF INSANE, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?


*gives the handgun a devious look*
*the handgun shoots Pyro*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:03 am
by Endless Sea
JRPictures wrote:*JR comes back to life*

I have extra lives man so shut it.

*JR fires massive weapon and destroys Endless*


*JR misses because I'm faster than that*

*plus, I telekinetically sabotaged your weapon when you were respawnin, so it blew up in your face, killing you again*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:03 am
by JRPictures
Endless Sea wrote:
JRPictures wrote:*JR comes back to life*

I have extra lives man so shut it.

*JR fires massive weapon and destroys Endless*


*JR misses because I'm faster than that*

*plus, I telekinetically sabotaged your weapon when you were respawning*

*JR respawns, fixes weapon in a semi second and fires again destroying Endless*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:05 am
by The Wild West Pyro
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*gives the handgun a devious look*
*the handgun shoots Pyro*


OK, Quarter Insane now.

( Loads Shotgun)

( Blasts Eli, then lets himself get killed by her flying master sword as he feels guilty.)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:06 am
by Endless Sea
JRPictures wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:
JRPictures wrote:*JR comes back to life*

I have extra lives man so shut it.

*JR fires massive weapon and destroys Endless*


*JR misses because I'm faster than that*

*plus, I telekinetically sabotaged your weapon when you were respawning*

*JR respawns, fixes weapon in a semi second and fires again destroying Endless*


There is no weapon, man. It blew up.

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:08 am
by JRPictures
Endless Sea wrote:There is no weapon, man. It blew up.

Did you really think I'd only have one of those?

I HAVE RESERVES. Plenty in fact.

*fires combined weapon at Endless obliterating him*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:08 am
by eli_gone_crazy
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*gives the handgun a devious look*
*the handgun shoots Pyro*


OK, Quarter Insane now.

( Loads Shotgun)

( Blasts Eli, then lets himself get killed by her flying master sword as he feels guilty.)



*pops back into existence*

* stares at the now-dead Pyro*

what a waste.
*retrieves master sword*
*walks away*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:10 am
by Endless Sea
JRPictures wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:There is no weapon, man. It blew up.

Did you really think I'd only have one of those?

I HAVE RESERVES. Plenty in fact.

*fires combined weapon at Endless obliterating him*


Sabotaged that one, too. And I'll keep doing it. Don't screw with a telepath, son.

*JR's weapon blows up in his face, killing him again*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:10 am
by The Wild West Pyro
eli_gone_crazy wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*gives the handgun a devious look*
*the handgun shoots Pyro*


OK, Quarter Insane now.

( Loads Shotgun)

( Blasts Eli, then lets himself get killed by her flying master sword as he feels guilty.)



*pops back into existence*

* stares at the now-dead Pyro*

what a waste.
*retrieves master sword*
*walks away*


I wonder why I have such few friends here.....

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:12 am
by Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:I wonder why I have such few friends here.....


Possibly because every time you post, it ends up being a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Anyways-

*shoots Pyro due to prior declaration of war on him*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:12 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:I wonder why I have such few friends here.....


Possibly because every time you post, it ends up being a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Anyways-

*shoots Pyro due to prior declaration of war on him*


( OH CRAP)

( Raises Shotgun and starts firing at everyone)

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:14 am
by eli_gone_crazy
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:I wonder why I have such few friends here.....


Possibly because every time you post, it ends up being a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Anyways-

*shoots Pyro due to prior declaration of war on him*


( OH CRAP)

( Raises Shotgun and starts firing at everyone)


*locks all ranged weapons*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:14 am
by Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Endless Sea wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:I wonder why I have such few friends here.....


Possibly because every time you post, it ends up being a Big Lipped Alligator Moment. Anyways-

*shoots Pyro due to prior declaration of war on him*


( OH CRAP)

( Raises Shotgun and starts firing at everyone)


Well, that escalated quickly. *trollface*

Re: The Coffee Room

PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 10:14 am
by JRPictures
Endless Sea wrote:Sabotaged that one, too. And I'll keep doing it. Don't screw with a telepath, son.

*JR's weapon blows up in his face, killing him again*

And don't' screw with the crazy prepared AUSTRALIAN MATE!!!!

*grabs every single weapon possible, protects himself from any attempt from Endless to stop him, puts on Magneto's helmet to prevent telepathic interference, creates a large hadron collider and time machine/freeze ray and fires it at endless creating a barrage of timey wimey, wibbly wobbly destruction ending in Endless's death and obliteration*