The Coffee Room

[Endless Sea]

Sabotaged that one, too. And I'll keep doing it. Don't screw with a telepath, son.

*JR's weapon blows up in his face, killing him again*

And don't' screw with the crazy prepared AUSTRALIAN MATE!!!!

*grabs every single weapon possible, protects himself from any attempt from Endless to stop him, puts on Magneto's helmet to prevent telepathic interference, creates a large hadron collider and time machine/freeze ray and fires it at endless creating a barrage of timey wimey, wibbly wobbly destruction ending in Endless's death and obliteration*

*absorbs the blast*

Dude. Freeze ray. You hit me with a freeze ray. That won't hurt me, that'll just turn me into even MORE of a tank.

*blows up JR's weapon, uber-killing him and forcing him to respawn in an extra-deformed state*

[The Wild West Pyro]

You guys just don't understand, don't you?

I feel unloved. I feel like Wreck it Ralph.

I feel excluded, I feel that I never did anything useful.

I feel unappreciated and shunned.

I feel sad and lonely.

I feel upset because people rarely talk to me here.

I feel hopeless because no one posts good comments or replies to the things I post.

I feel like i'm the odd one out.

I feel like people don't like me here anymore.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here.

I feel miserable for being the object of hate here.

I've been bullied by everyone I meet or know.

I'm a loner.

People make fun of the stuff I like to do.

I wish everyone would accept me here.

But that dream's one million years away.

I wish that I just has a true friend to talk to, to not consider me weird. I have few friends at school, I wish someone really understood me.

[JRPictures]

Sabotaged that one, too. And I'll keep doing it. Don't screw with a telepath, son.

*JR's weapon blows up in his face, killing him again*

And don't' screw with the crazy prepared AUSTRALIAN MATE!!!!

*grabs every single weapon possible, protects himself from any attempt from Endless to stop him, puts on Magneto's helmet to prevent telepathic interference, creates a large hadron collider and time machine/freeze ray and fires it at endless creating a barrage of timey wimey, wibbly wobbly destruction ending in Endless's death and obliteration*

*absorbs the blast*

Dude. Freeze ray. You hit me with a freeze ray. That won't hurt me, that'll just turn me into even MORE of a tank.

Freeze ray partially combined with every other goddamn weapon.

NIOW SHUT UP AND DIE *shoots Endless with combined weapon sans Freeze ray to avoid further trouble.*

[Endless Sea]

Freeze ray partially combined with every other goddamn weapon.

NIOW SHUT UP AND DIE *shoots Endless with combined weapon sans Freeze ray to avoid further trouble.*

Dude. You don't have a weapon anymore, remember? You can't even hold a weapon anymore.

[The Wild West Pyro]

You guys just don't understand, don't you?

I feel unloved. I feel like Wreck it Ralph.

I feel excluded, I feel that I never did anything useful.

I feel unappreciated and shunned.

I feel sad and lonely.

I feel upset because people rarely talk to me here.

I feel hopeless because no one posts good comments or replies to the things I post.

I feel like i'm the odd one out.

I feel like people don't like me here anymore.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here.

I feel miserable for being the object of hate here.

I've been bullied by everyone I meet or know.

I'm a loner.

People make fun of the stuff I like to do.

I wish everyone would accept me here.

But that dream's one million years away.

I wish that I just has a true friend to talk to, to not consider me weird. I have few friends at school, I wish someone really understood me.

And no one listens.

Great, guys ,great. Thanks for the encouragement.

[JRPictures]

You guys just don't understand, don't you?

I feel unloved. I feel like Wreck it Ralph.

I feel excluded, I feel that I never did anything useful.

I feel unappreciated and shunned.

I feel sad and lonely.

I feel upset because people rarely talk to me here.

I feel hopeless because no one posts good comments or replies to the things I post.

I feel like i'm the odd one out.

I feel like people don't like me here anymore.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here.

I feel miserable for being the object of hate here.

I wish everyone would accept me here.

But that dream's one million years away.

I wish that I just has a true friend to talk to, to not consider me weird. I have few friends at school, I wish someone really understood me.

Dude we respect as much as everyone else here.

But remember this is the Coffee Room, anything that happens here is out of fun and nothing else. So don't take what happens here seriously.

[Endless Sea]

You guys just don't understand, don't you?

I feel unloved. I feel like Wreck it Ralph.

I feel excluded, I feel that I never did anything useful.

I feel unappreciated and shunned.

I feel sad and lonely.

I feel upset because people rarely talk to me here.

I feel hopeless because no one posts good comments or replies to the things I post.

I feel like i'm the odd one out.

I feel like people don't like me here anymore.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here.

I feel miserable for being the object of hate here.

I've been bullied by everyone I meet or know.

I'm a loner.

People make fun of the stuff I like to do.

I wish everyone would accept me here.

But that dream's one million years away.

I wish that I just has a true friend to talk to, to not consider me weird. I have few friends at school, I wish someone really understood me.

And no one listens.

Great, guys ,great. Thanks for the encouragement.

...Is that a quote or something?

[The Wild West Pyro]

You guys just don't understand, don't you?

I feel unloved. I feel like Wreck it Ralph.

I feel excluded, I feel that I never did anything useful.

I feel unappreciated and shunned.

I feel sad and lonely.

I feel upset because people rarely talk to me here.

I feel hopeless because no one posts good comments or replies to the things I post.

I feel like i'm the odd one out.

I feel like people don't like me here anymore.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm here.

I feel miserable for being the object of hate here.

I've been bullied by everyone I meet or know.

I'm a loner.

People make fun of the stuff I like to do.

I wish everyone would accept me here.

But that dream's one million years away.

I wish that I just has a true friend to talk to, to not consider me weird. I have few friends at school, I wish someone really understood me.

And no one listens.

Great, guys ,great. Thanks for the encouragement.

...Is that a quote or something?

No, it's being sarcastic, angry and sad.

[JRPictures]

Pyro did you miss my reply?

If you did, look several posts up.

[Endless Sea]

...Is that a quote or something?

No, it's being sarcastic, angry and sad.

...Well, okay then. Not sure why you posted it- at least, posted it here. (Certainly kinda sounds like a quote.)

[The Wild West Pyro]

Pyro did you miss my reply?

If you did, look several posts up.

I saw it.

[JRPictures]

Freeze ray partially combined with every other goddamn weapon.

NIOW SHUT UP AND DIE *shoots Endless with combined weapon sans Freeze ray to avoid further trouble.*

Dude. You don't have a weapon anymore, remember? You can't even hold a weapon anymore.

I don't remember that *shoots Endless again*

[JRPictures]

Pyro did you miss my reply?

If you did, look several posts up.

I saw it.

Then why don't you take that to heart?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Pyro did you miss my reply?

If you did, look several posts up.

I saw it.

Then why don't you take that to heart?

OK.

[Endless Sea]

Sabotaged that one, too. And I'll keep doing it. Don't screw with a telepath, son.

*JR's weapon blows up in his face, killing him again*

And don't' screw with the crazy prepared AUSTRALIAN MATE!!!!

*grabs every single weapon possible, protects himself from any attempt from Endless to stop him, puts on Magneto's helmet to prevent telepathic interference, creates a large hadron collider and time machine/freeze ray and fires it at endless creating a barrage of timey wimey, wibbly wobbly destruction ending in Endless's death and obliteration*

*absorbs the blast*

Dude. Freeze ray. You hit me with a freeze ray. That won't hurt me, that'll just turn me into even MORE of a tank.

*blows up JR's weapon, uber-killing him and forcing him to respawn in an extra-deformed state*

Ta-da.

[JRPictures]

OK.

Good then.

Remember:

Dude we respect as much as everyone else here.

But remember this is the Coffee Room, anything that happens here is out of fun and nothing else. So don't take what happens here seriously.

[Endless Sea]

don't take what happens here seriously.

Yeah, I myself am gonna have to ignore that. I take my plotting and gambits VERY seriously. Otherwise, how am I gonna compete with Sicon?

[JRPictures]

*absorbs the blast*

Dude. Freeze ray. You hit me with a freeze ray. That won't hurt me, that'll just turn me into even MORE of a tank.

*blows up JR's weapon, uber-killing him and forcing him to respawn in an extra-deformed state*

Ta-da.

Again you underestimate me.

*JR levels up into highest state, absorbs all attacks, collects all weapons, powers up combined weapon, shoots it at Endless obliterating him and continues on with business with an impenetrable shield on to avoid further trouble*

[Endless Sea]

*absorbs the blast*

Dude. Freeze ray. You hit me with a freeze ray. That won't hurt me, that'll just turn me into even MORE of a tank.

*blows up JR's weapon, uber-killing him and forcing him to respawn in an extra-deformed state*

Ta-da.

Again you underestimate me.

*JR levels up into highest state, absorbs all attacks, collects all weapons, powers up combined weapon, shoots it at Endless obliterating him and continues on with business with an impenetrable shield on to avoid further trouble*

*dodges and telekinetically snaps JR's neck*

[JRPictures]

*dodges and telekinetically snaps JR's neck*

*JR dodges and snaps endless's neck before shooting him with weapon and throwing into the pit of hell where he burns up and gets sent back in time creating an infinite time loop where he expereiences the pain over and over and until JR frees him and kills him AGAIN.*

[Endless Sea]

*dodges and telekinetically snaps JR's neck*

*JR dodges and snaps endless's neck before shooting him with weapon and throwing into the pit of hell where he burns up and gets sent back in time creating an infinite time loop where he expereiences the pain over and over and until JR frees him and kills him AGAIN.*

Nice try. You can't dodge a telekinetic neck snap.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*dodges and telekinetically snaps JR's neck*

*JR dodges and snaps endless's neck before shooting him with weapon and throwing into the pit of hell where he burns up and gets sent back in time creating an infinite time loop where he expereiences the pain over and over and until JR frees him and kills him AGAIN.*

Are you using your Lawgiver as usual? If so, set it to the most powerful setting possible.

Endless Sea, what's your weapon of choice?

[JRPictures]

Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

...no you really can't. XD

[Endless Sea]

Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

Can you dodge a bomb implanted in your body? Nope. This is the same kind of thing.

Btw, I also telekinetically crushed your weaps to powder and then blew the powder away. HA.