The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

Hang on:

( Scans his Lawgiver.)

Your shots include the normal ones and some specials.

Standard Execution, Hot Shot, Ricochet, Incendiary, Armour Piercing, High Explosive, Stun, Exorcist, Tracer, Marker, Grenade, Gas and Electric Shock.

Why not combine all those?

Endless Sea, ANSWER my question: What is your Weapon of Choice?

[JRPictures]

Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

Can you dodge a bomb implanted in your body? Nope. This is the same kind of thing.

Btw, I also telekinetically crushed your weaps to powder and then blew the powder away. HA.

Dude I HAVE GODDAMN RESERVES *kills Endless*

AND ELI... Yes I can dodge everything

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

[Endless Sea]

( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

...Depends. :P

No, seriously, it depends on the mood and stuff. I don't really have one.

Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

Can you dodge a bomb implanted in your body? Nope. This is the same kind of thing.

Btw, I also telekinetically crushed your weaps to powder and then blew the powder away. HA.

Dude I HAVE GODDAMN RESERVES *kills Endless*

AND ELI... Yes I can dodge everything

*dodge and destroy*

*I could do this all day*

[JRPictures]

( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

Pyro, you don't have to know what his weapon of choice is.

*dodge and destroy*

*I could do this all day*

I would but my night is going to 2am, so this needs to stop NAOW

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

Pyro, you don't have to know what his weapon of choice is.

*dodge and destroy*

*I could do this all day*

I would but my night is going to 2am, so this needs to stop NAOW

( Flips coin)

( JR combines all the shots in his lawgiver and proceeds to have Endless snapped into a million pieces horribly as bones fly everywhere and screams fill the air.)

That was violent.

Anyway, JR, you win....ROUND 1.

Good luck, Goodnight, have a good rest and get ready for ROUND 2- if you feel like it that is.

[Endless Sea]

( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

Pyro, you don't have to know what his weapon of choice is.

*dodge and destroy*

*I could do this all day*

I would but my night is going to 2am, so this needs to stop NAOW

( Flips coin)

( JR combines all the shots in his lawgiver and proceeds to have Endless snapped into a million pieces horribly as bones fly everywhere and screams fill the air.)

That was violent.

Anyway, JR, you win....ROUND 1.

Good luck, Goodnight, have a good rest and get ready for ROUND 2- if you feel like it that is.

Jeez, that's a lot of pent-up aggression, isn't it?

*dodge, neck-snap, weapon-crush*

[JRPictures]

Well I'm out of here *exits Coffee Room leaving endless with no opponent to train against*

[Endless Sea]

Well I'm out of here *exits Coffee Room leaving endless with no opponent to train against*

Okay. Thanks for the fun! :)

[eli_gone_crazy]

*still wandering around, speaking to random machinery*

[Victin]

(OOC: Endless, could the Author train me?)

[Endless Sea]

(OOC: Endless, could the Author train me?)

(OOC: Dude, OOC me is the author. And no, I can't. Not sure how, really.)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Waitwaitwait...

I'm still crackling sparks a little because of the fact that I, uh, just caught up on TEN PAGES OF THE COFFEE ROOM, but...

Based on my understanding of my own mysterious powers, which is absolute, if I hug Sicon's hallucination... thing, it will turn into hallucination!lasers at my disposal.

Based on my understanding of Sicon's hallucination-thing, if I hug it, I will turn into hallucination!lasers at its disposal-- and I'll never know it.

So, uh, I think it's totally worth the risk: best-case scenario, I get HALLUCINATION!LASERS; worst-case scenario, I think I have hallucination!lasers. No downside.

Except I, uh, can't exactly FIND it at the moment... Sicon, I'd appreciate you pointing me in the right direction. (What's in it for you? Well, if I miscalculate, I and my laser-powers get incorporated into that huge reality-warping hallucination thing that WORKS FOR YOU. I'd call that a plus.)

[Endless Sea]

Waitwaitwait...

I'm still crackling sparks a little because of the fact that I, uh, just caught up on TEN PAGES OF THE COFFEE ROOM, but...

Based on my understanding of my own mysterious powers, which is absolute, if I hug Sicon's hallucination... thing, it will turn into hallucination!lasers at my disposal.

Based on my understanding of Sicon's hallucination-thing, if I hug it, I will turn into hallucination!lasers at its disposal-- and I'll never know it.

So, uh, I think it's totally worth the risk: best-case scenario, I get HALLUCINATION!LASERS; worst-case scenario, I think I have hallucination!lasers. No downside.

Except I, uh, can't exactly FIND it at the moment... Sicon, I'd appreciate you pointing me in the right direction. (What's in it for you? Well, if I miscalculate, I and my laser-powers get incorporated into that huge reality-warping hallucination thing that WORKS FOR YOU. I'd call that a plus.)

...I'm trying to figure out what you just said. It's, uh, not exactly going well. :P

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

There's no hallucination-thing anymore. There's simply the cellular-reconstruction-ish power-up-py chamber. I'd suggest you use it, though.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

There's no hallucination-thing anymore. There's simply the cellular-reconstruction-ish power-up-py chamber.

NOT.
MUTUALLY.
EXCLUSIVE.


*continues waiting for directions from Sicon*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

There's no hallucination-thing anymore. There's simply the cellular-reconstruction-ish power-up-py chamber.

NOT.
MUTUALLY.
EXCLUSIVE.


*continues waiting for directions from Sicon*

Well, yeah, but the hallucination-thing was primarily to mess with Victin. I'm pretty sure it was destroyed when the universe was recreated. Just being logical.

[eli_gone_crazy]

There's no hallucination-thing anymore. There's simply the cellular-reconstruction-ish power-up-py chamber.

NOT.
MUTUALLY.
EXCLUSIVE.


*continues waiting for directions from Sicon*

*begins mumbling to the laser-sharks*
*lasersharks begin a feeding frenzy*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*begins mumbling to the laser-sharks*
*lasersharks begin a feeding frenzy*

I claim no liability. You try to talk to my lasers without permission, they eat you. You'll respawn soon enough.

*still waiting*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*begins mumbling to the laser-sharks*
*lasersharks begin a feeding frenzy*

I claim no liability. You try to talk to my lasers without permission, they eat you. You'll respawn soon enough.

*still waiting*

nonnonono. Not on me.

On You.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

nonnonono. Not on me.

On You.

hahaha right. Because you think my laserbeasties can actually HURT me? nonono. They are just messing with the EM spectrum to make you THINK you see them attacking me, when really they are devouring you.

(wait I can already control the EM spectrum; why did I want hallucination lasers again? *forgets* *shrugs* *waits anyway*)

[eli_gone_crazy]

nonnonono. Not on me.

On You.

hahaha right. Because you think my laserbeasties can actually HURT me? nonono. They are just messing with the EM spectrum to make you THINK you see them attacking me, when really they are devouring you.

(wait I can already control the EM spectrum; why did I want hallucination lasers again? *forgets* *shrugs* *waits anyway*)

cool. Unfortunately they think I am Joe's cousin, visiting from Maui...

[Sicon112]

Qara... I'm sorry. While it would be funny, first of all, I value my life too much to try. So far I have yet to actually die. The closest I've come is fusing myself with the respawn system and artificially modifying my existence. Second, I did mention its properties only interact with reality in one direction. The same property that makes you want to turn it into lasers means that it won't interact with your ability unless it is going to absorb it, which would then make your ability to absorb things just like it... Now THAT might be interesting. Unfortunately, I have not been able to convince it to eat concepts and such things, so no luck.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Qara... I'm sorry. While it would be funny, first of all, I value my life too much to try. So far I have yet to actually die. The closest I've come is fusing myself with the respawn system and artificially modifying my existence. Second, I did mention its properties only interact with reality in one direction. The same property that makes you want to turn it into lasers means that it won't interact with your ability unless it is going to absorb it, which would then make your ability to absorb things just like it... Now THAT might be interesting. Unfortunately, I have not been able to convince it to eat concepts and such things, so no luck.

*ignores Sicon and goes Reality-Warper-chasing anyway*

Hmmm... it works for you... so if I follow you... I can abuse logic to find it.

*uses artificially-intelligent lasers to latch onto Sicon's text and create a bridge between her location and his*
*follows bridge*

WHEEEE THIS IS LIKE A SLIDE

...Hi, Sicon. Seen any hallucination-creatures lately? Just, you know, asking casually. I totally just showed up here TOTALLY BY RANDOM COINCIDENCE.

[Sicon112]

*ignores Sicon and goes Reality-Warper-chasing anyway*

Hmmm... it works for you... so if I follow you... I can abuse logic to find it.

*uses artificially-intelligent lasers to latch onto Sicon's text and create a bridge between her location and his*
*follows bridge*

WHEEEE THIS IS LIKE A SLIDE

...Hi, Sicon. Seen any hallucination-creatures lately? Just, you know, asking casually. I totally just showed up here TOTALLY BY RANDOM COINCIDENCE.

I'm sure. Now if you please, I would appreciate it if you would leave.

*voice of doom hurls her back out into the coffee room proper*