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JRPictures wrote:Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

Endless Sea wrote:

JRPictures wrote:Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

Can you dodge a bomb implanted in your body? Nope. This is the same kind of thing.

Btw, I also telekinetically crushed your weaps to powder and then blew the powder away. HA.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

JRPictures wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:

JRPictures wrote:Pyro I'm using a massive combined weapon of all my weapons.

And Endless I CAN DODGE ANYTHING!! *shoots Endless with weapon again*

Can you dodge a bomb implanted in your body? Nope. This is the same kind of thing.

Btw, I also telekinetically crushed your weaps to powder and then blew the powder away. HA.

Dude I HAVE GODDAMN RESERVES *kills Endless*

AND ELI... Yes I can dodge everything

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

Endless Sea wrote:*dodge and destroy*

*I could do this all day*

JRPictures wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

Pyro, you don't have to know what his weapon of choice is.

Endless Sea wrote:*dodge and destroy*

*I could do this all day*

I would but my night is going to 2am, so this needs to stop NAOW

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

JRPictures wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Dodges Lawgiver Blasts and Telekinetic Beams)

ENDLESS SEA, JUST FREAKIN TELL ME WHAT YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE IS!

Pyro, you don't have to know what his weapon of choice is.

Endless Sea wrote:*dodge and destroy*

*I could do this all day*

I would but my night is going to 2am, so this needs to stop NAOW

( Flips coin)

( JR combines all the shots in his lawgiver and proceeds to have Endless snapped into a million pieces horribly as bones fly everywhere and screams fill the air.)

That was violent.

Anyway, JR, you win....ROUND 1.

Good luck, Goodnight, have a good rest and get ready for ROUND 2- if you feel like it that is.

JRPictures wrote:Well I'm out of here *exits Coffee Room leaving endless with no opponent to train against*

Victin wrote:(OOC: Endless, could the Author train me?)

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Waitwaitwait...

I'm still crackling sparks a little because of the fact that I, uh, just caught up on TEN PAGES OF THE COFFEE ROOM, but...

Based on my understanding of my own mysterious powers, which is absolute, if I hug Sicon's hallucination... thing, it will turn into hallucination!lasers at my disposal.

Based on my understanding of Sicon's hallucination-thing, if I hug it, I will turn into hallucination!lasers at its disposal-- and I'll never know it.

So, uh, I think it's totally worth the risk: best-case scenario, I get HALLUCINATION!LASERS; worst-case scenario, I think I have hallucination!lasers. No downside.

Except I, uh, can't exactly FIND it at the moment... Sicon, I'd appreciate you pointing me in the right direction. (What's in it for you? Well, if I miscalculate, I and my laser-powers get incorporated into that huge reality-warping hallucination thing that WORKS FOR YOU. I'd call that a plus.)

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:There's no hallucination-thing anymore. There's simply the cellular-reconstruction-ish power-up-py chamber.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:There's no hallucination-thing anymore. There's simply the cellular-reconstruction-ish power-up-py chamber.

NOT.
MUTUALLY.
EXCLUSIVE.


*continues waiting for directions from Sicon*

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:There's no hallucination-thing anymore. There's simply the cellular-reconstruction-ish power-up-py chamber.

NOT.
MUTUALLY.
EXCLUSIVE.


*continues waiting for directions from Sicon*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*begins mumbling to the laser-sharks*
*lasersharks begin a feeding frenzy*

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*begins mumbling to the laser-sharks*
*lasersharks begin a feeding frenzy*

I claim no liability. You try to talk to my lasers without permission, they eat you. You'll respawn soon enough.

*still waiting*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:nonnonono. Not on me.

On You.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:nonnonono. Not on me.

On You.

hahaha right. Because you think my laserbeasties can actually HURT me? nonono. They are just messing with the EM spectrum to make you THINK you see them attacking me, when really they are devouring you.

(wait I can already control the EM spectrum; why did I want hallucination lasers again? *forgets* *shrugs* *waits anyway*)

Sicon112 wrote:Qara... I'm sorry. While it would be funny, first of all, I value my life too much to try. So far I have yet to actually die. The closest I've come is fusing myself with the respawn system and artificially modifying my existence. Second, I did mention its properties only interact with reality in one direction. The same property that makes you want to turn it into lasers means that it won't interact with your ability unless it is going to absorb it, which would then make your ability to absorb things just like it... Now THAT might be interesting. Unfortunately, I have not been able to convince it to eat concepts and such things, so no luck.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:*ignores Sicon and goes Reality-Warper-chasing anyway*

Hmmm... it works for you... so if I follow you... I can abuse logic to find it.

*uses artificially-intelligent lasers to latch onto Sicon's text and create a bridge between her location and his*
*follows bridge*

WHEEEE THIS IS LIKE A SLIDE

...Hi, Sicon. Seen any hallucination-creatures lately? Just, you know, asking casually. I totally just showed up here TOTALLY BY RANDOM COINCIDENCE.