The Coffee Room

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I'm sure. Now if you please, I would appreciate it if you would leave.

*voice of doom hurls her back out into the coffee room proper*

Ah good. My plan worked. He forgot to destroy my bridge.

*follows bridge again*

WHEEEEEEEEEEE SLIDE

*tiptoes through Sicon's fortress without attracting his attention*

*whispers* heeeeeeeeere hallucination-monster! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere cutie-pie!

OH! I THINK I JU--

[Sicon112]

Ah good. My plan worked. He forgot to destroy my bridge.

*follows bridge again*

WHEEEEEEEEEEE SLIDE

*tiptoes through Sicon's fortress without attracting his attention*

*whispers* heeeeeeeeere hallucination-monster! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere cutie-pie!

OH! I THINK I JU--

*ceiling becomes a crusher and slams her into the floor, which cracks open to reveal the coffee room and drops her onto the ground again*

I would avoid doing that again. I left you alone this time, but next time you try...

*bridge shatters*

There, much better. Let's just say it won't be pretty.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*rubs head*
Now, that was one HECK of a hug. (and thanks for the perfect timing, Sicon. If you'd been a moment later with sending me back, I would probably have been devoured by that sweetie)

Now, to see which one of us is lasers...

*laserspams H (just to use up the immunity Bonsus gave him*

*flexes fingers*

Well, it LOOKS like I'm still me. Course, that's what it would look like even if I were lasers...

[Endless Sea]

Qara... I'm sorry. While it would be funny, first of all, I value my life too much to try. So far I have yet to actually die. The closest I've come is fusing myself with the respawn system and artificially modifying my existence. Second, I did mention its properties only interact with reality in one direction. The same property that makes you want to turn it into lasers means that it won't interact with your ability unless it is going to absorb it, which would then make your ability to absorb things just like it... Now THAT might be interesting. Unfortunately, I have not been able to convince it to eat concepts and such things, so no luck.

You... You fused with...

SONUVAKARDAS

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

And yet, at the same time, it explains nothing.

[The Wild West Pyro]

And yet, at the same time, it explains nothing.

Logic these days.

[Endless Sea]

And yet, at the same time, it explains nothing.

Ooh, I'd like a bite of that Ice Cream Koan, please. :P

[The Wild West Pyro]

And yet, at the same time, it explains nothing.

Ooh, I'd like a bite of that Ice Cream Koan, please.

Ask Genndy very nicely.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.

[Victin]

(OOC: Endless, could the Author train me?)

(OOC: Dude, OOC me is the author. And no, I can't. Not sure how, really.)

(OOC: Just make one of yours fight with me. But without the hate and the rage. Just training.)

[Victin]

I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.

The bad side is that the city is empty, asides from hordes of elis trying to create a technology-free Amazon society. I believe something wrent REALLY wrong.

[Scarab]

I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.

The bad side is that the city is empty, asides from hordes of elis trying to create a technology-free Amazon society. I believe something wrent REALLY wrong.

...Should... I WORRY that you're picturing Eli as an amazon?

[Victin]

I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.

The bad side is that the city is empty, asides from hordes of elis trying to create a technology-free Amazon society. I believe something wrent REALLY wrong.

...Should... I WORRY that you're picturing Eli as an amazon?

Now I am doing that.

[Scarab]

...Should... I WORRY that you're picturing Eli as an amazon?
Now I am doing that.

...Should... I WORRY that you're picturing Eli as an amazon?

Now I am doing that.

...

*Facepalm*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.

The bad side is that the city is empty, asides from hordes of elis trying to create a technology-free Amazon society. I believe something wrent REALLY wrong.

Meh. She buys my cocoa, so I'm good.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Meh. She buys my cocoa, so I'm good.

'sgood cocoa.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Hey guys, I'm back. What did I miss?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

It seems as though Eli has cloned herself several times over and formed an army reminiscent of the Amazons of yore.

[eli_gone_crazy]

It seems as though Eli has cloned herself several times over and formed an army reminiscent of the Amazons of yore.

That happened forever ago... although now I can stop it.

*ends jutsu*
*shadow clones disappear*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I stand corrected. Nothing's going on.

[Scarab]

It seems as though Eli has cloned herself several times over and formed an army reminiscent of the Amazons of yore.

That happened forever ago... although now I can stop it.

*ends jutsu*
*shadow clones disappear*

Thank goodness for THAT >.>

[Endless Sea]

Wait, nothing? Nothing at all? But this is the coffee room! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

[eli_gone_crazy]

Wait, nothing? Nothing at all? But this is the coffee room! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

*uses sonic screwdriver to erase Endless' memory*

[Endless Sea]

...Not a chance.

[eli_gone_crazy]

...Not a chance.

of what?