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Re: The Coffee Room

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Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:25 am
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
Sicon112 wrote:I'm sure. Now if you please, I would appreciate it if you would leave.
*voice of doom hurls her back out into the coffee room proper*
Ah good. My plan worked. He forgot to destroy my bridge.
*follows bridge again*
WHEEEEEEEEEEE SLIDE
*tiptoes through Sicon's fortress without attracting his attention*
*whispers* heeeeeeeeere hallucination-monster! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere cutie-pie!
OH! I THINK I JU--
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:30 am
by Sicon112
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Ah good. My plan worked. He forgot to destroy my bridge.
*follows bridge again*
WHEEEEEEEEEEE SLIDE
*tiptoes through Sicon's fortress without attracting his attention*
*whispers* heeeeeeeeere hallucination-monster! heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere cutie-pie!
OH! I THINK I JU--
*ceiling becomes a crusher and slams her into the floor, which cracks open to reveal the coffee room and drops her onto the ground again*
I would avoid doing that again. I left you alone this time, but next time you try...
*bridge shatters*
There, much better. Let's just say it won't be pretty.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:34 am
by Qara-Xuan Zenith
*rubs head*
Now, that was one HECK of a hug. (and thanks for the perfect timing, Sicon. If you'd been a moment later with sending me back, I would probably have been devoured by that sweetie)
Now, to see which one of us is lasers...
*laserspams H (just to use up the immunity Bonsus gave him*
*flexes fingers*
Well, it LOOKS like I'm still me. Course, that's what it would look like even if I were lasers...
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:15 am
by Endless Sea
Sicon112 wrote:Qara... I'm sorry. While it would be funny, first of all, I value my life too much to try. So far I have yet to actually die. The closest I've come is fusing myself with the respawn system and artificially modifying my existence. Second, I did mention its properties only interact with reality in one direction. The same property that makes you want to turn it into lasers means that it won't interact with your ability unless it is going to absorb it, which would then make your ability to absorb things just like it... Now THAT might be interesting. Unfortunately, I have not been able to convince it to eat concepts and such things, so no luck.
You... You fused with...
SONUVA
KARDASTHIS EXPLAINS
EVERYTHING
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:15 am
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
And yet, at the same time, it explains nothing.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:23 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And yet, at the same time, it explains nothing.
Logic these days.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:23 am
by Endless Sea
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And yet, at the same time, it explains nothing.
Ooh, I'd like a bite of that Ice Cream Koan, please. :P
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 9:49 am
by The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And yet, at the same time, it explains nothing.
Ooh, I'd like a bite of that Ice Cream Koan, please.

Ask Genndy very nicely.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:04 am
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.
Re: The Coffee Room

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Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:15 am
by Victin
Endless Sea wrote:Victin wrote:(OOC: Endless, could the Author train me?)
(OOC: Dude, OOC me
is the author. And no, I can't. Not sure how, really.)
(OOC: Just make one of yours fight with me. But without the hate and the rage. Just training.)
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:18 am
by Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.
The bad side is that the city is empty, asides from hordes of elis trying to create a technology-free Amazon society. I believe something wrent REALLY wrong.
Re: The Coffee Room

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Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:16 pm
by Scarab
Victin wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.
The bad side is that the city is empty, asides from hordes of elis trying to create a technology-free Amazon society. I believe something wrent REALLY wrong.
...Should... I WORRY that you're picturing Eli as an amazon?
Re: The Coffee Room

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Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:20 pm
by Victin
Scarab wrote:Victin wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.
The bad side is that the city is empty, asides from hordes of elis trying to create a technology-free Amazon society. I believe something wrent REALLY wrong.
...Should... I WORRY that you're picturing Eli as an amazon?
Now I am doing that.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:24 pm
by Scarab
Scarab wrote:...Should... I WORRY that you're picturing Eli as an amazon?
Now I am doing that.
Victin wrote:...Should... I WORRY that you're picturing Eli as an amazon?
Now I am doing that.
...
*Facepalm*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:24 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Victin wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I cannot, for I am but a man at a computer, typing away in hopes of retribution. However, I can give mallets and hot chocolate out at my store, Versailles.
The bad side is that the city is empty, asides from hordes of elis trying to create a technology-free Amazon society. I believe something wrent REALLY wrong.
Meh. She buys my cocoa, so I'm good.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:37 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote: Meh. She buys my cocoa, so I'm good.
'sgood cocoa.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:32 pm
by AMimsyBorogove
Hey guys, I'm back. What did I miss?
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:33 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
It seems as though Eli has cloned herself several times over and formed an army reminiscent of the Amazons of yore.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:50 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:It seems as though Eli has cloned herself several times over and formed an army reminiscent of the Amazons of yore.
That happened forever ago... although now I can stop it.
*ends jutsu*
*shadow clones disappear*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:08 pm
by Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I stand corrected. Nothing's going on.
Re: The Coffee Room

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Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:19 pm
by Scarab
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:It seems as though Eli has cloned herself several times over and formed an army reminiscent of the Amazons of yore.
That happened forever ago... although now I can stop it.
*ends jutsu*
*shadow clones disappear*
Thank goodness for THAT >.>
Re: The Coffee Room

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Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:26 pm
by Endless Sea
Wait, nothing? Nothing at all? But this is the coffee room! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
Re: The Coffee Room

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Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:47 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Endless Sea wrote:Wait, nothing? Nothing at all? But this is the coffee room! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
*uses sonic screwdriver to erase Endless' memory*
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 4:59 pm
by Endless Sea
...Not a chance.
Re: The Coffee Room

Posted:
Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:01 pm
by eli_gone_crazy
Endless Sea wrote:...Not a chance.
of what?