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That you erased my memory.

Endless Sea wrote:That you erased my memory.

how?

*starts slowly edging away from endless*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:That you erased my memory.

how?

*starts slowly edging away from endless*

*bear hugs eli and brings she closer to Endless*

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:That you erased my memory.

how?

*starts slowly edging away from endless*

*bear hugs eli and brings she closer to Endless*

I do believe that counts as assault. *shoots Victin*

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:how?

*starts slowly edging away from endless*

*bear hugs eli and brings she closer to Endless*

I do believe that counts as assault. *shoots Victin*

*respawns*

Sorry, what? And why?

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:
I do believe that counts as assault. *shoots Victin*

*respawns*

Sorry, what? And why?

You grabbed someone and dragged her to a potentially hostile individual without her consent.

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:
I do believe that counts as assault. *shoots Victin*

*respawns*

Sorry, what? And why?

You grabbed someone and dragged her to a potentially hostile individual without her consent.

I see. I beg pardon.

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:
I do believe that counts as assault. *shoots Victin*

*respawns*

Sorry, what? And why?

You grabbed someone and dragged her to a potentially hostile individual without her consent.

Thanks endless. ^_^

*starts slowly edging away again*

Victin wrote:I see. I beg pardon.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Thanks endless. ^_^

*starts slowly edging away again*

S'cool, guys.

*sits down, begins making a sand castle*

*yes, there is sand here, why do you ask?*

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:I see. I beg pardon.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Thanks endless. ^_^

*starts slowly edging away again*

S'cool, guys.

*sits down, begins making a sand castle*

*yes, there is sand here, why do you ask?*

Wait-

OK, WHY IS THE COFFEE ROOM IN IT'S TEN STOREY LOG CABIN PHYSICAL FORM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA!?

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:

Victin wrote:I see. I beg pardon.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Thanks endless. ^_^

*starts slowly edging away again*

S'cool, guys.

*sits down, begins making a sand castle*

*yes, there is sand here, why do you ask?*

Wait-

OK, WHY IS THE COFFEE ROOM IN IT'S TEN STOREY LOG CABIN PHYSICAL FORM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA!?

...It's not. You're imagining it. (The Sahara doesn't have beaches, y'know.)

Endless Sea wrote:...It's not. You're imagining it. (The Sahara doesn't have beaches, y'know.)

Wait...

Oh yeah. This is the seaside.

Which explains why the Coffee Room suddenly has a porch and deckchairs.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:...It's not. You're imagining it. (The Sahara doesn't have beaches, y'know.)

Wait...

Oh yeah. This is the seaside.

Which explains why the Coffee Room suddenly has a porch and deckchairs.

...Not sure why you're seeing a porch, but yeah, chairs. You can have one. Mind the ice mines, though.

Endless Sea wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:...It's not. You're imagining it. (The Sahara doesn't have beaches, y'know.)

Wait...

Oh yeah. This is the seaside.

Which explains why the Coffee Room suddenly has a porch and deckchairs.

...Not sure why you're seeing a porch, but yeah, chairs. You can have one. Mind the ice mines, though.

( Avoids mines, sits down.)

( Gets out cylinder of Dreyers Rocky Road.)

Aaah. This is peaceful.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:
...Not sure why you're seeing a porch, but yeah, chairs. You can have one. Mind the ice mines, though.

( Avoids mines, sits down.)

( Gets out cylinder of Dreyers Rocky Road.)

Aaah. This is peaceful.

*ice mines under chair explode, hitting Pyro with a whole bunch of extra-sharp icicles*

You didn't say you avoided all of them. *trollface*

Endless Sea wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:
...Not sure why you're seeing a porch, but yeah, chairs. You can have one. Mind the ice mines, though.

( Avoids mines, sits down.)

( Gets out cylinder of Dreyers Rocky Road.)

Aaah. This is peaceful.

*ice mines under chair explode, hitting Pyro with a whole bunch of extra-sharp icicles*

You didn't say you avoided all of them. *trollface*

( Brushes off icicles.)

AVOIDED EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. THIS INCLUDES EVERY SINGLE ICE MINE ON THE PLANET AND EVERY SINGLE ICICLE WHICH HAS SLAMMED INTO THE WALL BEHIND ME.

Anyway:

( continues eating Rocky Road)

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:
*ice mines under chair explode, hitting Pyro with a whole bunch of extra-sharp icicles*

You didn't say you avoided all of them. *trollface*

( Brushes off icicles.)

AVOIDED EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. THIS INCLUDES EVERY SINGLE ICE MINE ON THE PLANET AND EVERY SINGLE ICICLE WHICH HAS SLAMMED INTO THE WALL BEHIND ME.

Anyway:

( continues eating Rocky Road)

*another ice mine goes off, impaling Pyro in his everything*

It's not exactly like I can run out of these, y'know.

Endless Sea wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:
*ice mines under chair explode, hitting Pyro with a whole bunch of extra-sharp icicles*

You didn't say you avoided all of them. *trollface*

( Brushes off icicles.)

AVOIDED EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. THIS INCLUDES EVERY SINGLE ICE MINE ON THE PLANET AND EVERY SINGLE ICICLE WHICH HAS SLAMMED INTO THE WALL BEHIND ME.

Anyway:

( continues eating Rocky Road)

*another ice mine goes off, impaling Pyro in his everything*

It's not exactly like I can run out of these, y'know.

( Goes back to the Coffee Room and eats Rocky Road there.)

( Waves goodbye to Romeo and Juliet with the other fictionals and Metaguards as they take their bags, collect up their belongings and laptops and leave to Verona through a portal.)

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
( Goes back to the Coffee Room and eats Rocky Road there.)

( Waves goodbye to Romeo and Juliet with the other fictionals and Metaguards as they take their bags, collect up their belongings and laptops and leave to Verona through a portal.)

...We were already in the coffee room, dude. Also, I'm just gonna assume you respawned due to the skewerings and, uh, skewer you again.

*moar ice spikes*

Endless Sea wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
( Goes back to the Coffee Room and eats Rocky Road there.)

( Waves goodbye to Romeo and Juliet with the other fictionals and Metaguards as they take their bags, collect up their belongings and laptops and leave to Verona through a portal.)

...We were already in the coffee room, dude. Also, I'm just gonna assume you respawned due to the skewerings and, uh, skewer you again.

*moar ice spikes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.


( RAGES)

ENDLESS SEA, YOU ARE THE WORST METAGUARD I HAVE EVER MET! DIE!



Yeah, I BURNED DOWN THE COFFEE ROOM, MUHAHAHAHAHA!

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
( Goes back to the Coffee Room and eats Rocky Road there.)

( Waves goodbye to Romeo and Juliet with the other fictionals and Metaguards as they take their bags, collect up their belongings and laptops and leave to Verona through a portal.)

...We were already in the coffee room, dude. Also, I'm just gonna assume you respawned due to the skewerings and, uh, skewer you again.

*moar ice spikes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.


( RAGES)

ENDLESS SEA, YOU ARE THE WORST METAGUARD I HAVE EVER MET! DIE!


Yeah, I BURNED DOWN THE COFFEE ROOM, MUHAHAHAHAHA!

I think you pissed him off.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
( Goes back to the Coffee Room and eats Rocky Road there.)

( Waves goodbye to Romeo and Juliet with the other fictionals and Metaguards as they take their bags, collect up their belongings and laptops and leave to Verona through a portal.)

...We were already in the coffee room, dude. Also, I'm just gonna assume you respawned due to the skewerings and, uh, skewer you again.

*moar ice spikes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.


( RAGES)

ENDLESS SEA, YOU ARE THE WORST METAGUARD I HAVE EVER MET! DIE!


Yeah, I BURNED DOWN THE COFFEE ROOM, MUHAHAHAHAHA!

...Aren't you taking this a little too seriously? Yeah, I'm a bit of a troll. This is the coffee room, it's par for the course. You could always walk away and go do your own thing. Trying to torch the coffee room isn't the proper reaction, especially since it ruins the experience for the lot of us instead of just me.

Then again, I guess shaking things up a little could certainly liven up the coffee room experience...

Endless Sea wrote:
...Aren't you taking this a little too seriously? Yeah, I'm a bit of a troll. This is the coffee room, it's par for the course. You could always walk away and go do your own thing. Trying to torch the coffee room isn't the proper reaction, especially since it ruins the experience for the lot of us instead of just me.

Then again, I guess shaking things up a little could certainly liven up the coffee room experience...

WHAT!?

I HAVE A HUGE BERSERK BUTTON FOR PEOPLE WHO TROLL ME!

ALL THE MORE REASON FOR YOU TO DIE!

( Burns him with Flamethrower and attacks him with TF2 Shotgun.)



YOU. ARE. DEAD.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Endless Sea wrote:
...Aren't you taking this a little too seriously? Yeah, I'm a bit of a troll. This is the coffee room, it's par for the course. You could always walk away and go do your own thing. Trying to torch the coffee room isn't the proper reaction, especially since it ruins the experience for the lot of us instead of just me.

Then again, I guess shaking things up a little could certainly liven up the coffee room experience...

WHAT!?

I HAVE A HUGE BERSERK BUTTON FOR PEOPLE WHO TROLL ME!

ALL THE MORE REASON FOR YOU TO DIE!

( Burns him with Flamethrower and attacks him with TF2 Shotgun.)

Pyro, chill
*locks flamethrower and shotgun*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Pyro, chill
*locks flamethrower and shotgun*

( Flamethrower is locked. But knocks out Eli, takes Shotgun back, and attacks everyone in a very murderous rampage.)