The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

Pyro, chill
*locks flamethrower and shotgun*

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( Flamethrower is locked. But knocks out Eli, takes Shotgun back, and attacks everyone in a very murderous rampage.)

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*wakes up*
*kills Pyro*

*starts wandering around, looking for missing sonic screwdriver piece*
Here, boy! here boy! where'd you go?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Pyro, chill
*locks flamethrower and shotgun*

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( Flamethrower is locked. But knocks out Eli, takes Shotgun back, and attacks everyone in a very murderous rampage.)

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*wakes up*
*kills Pyro*

*starts wandering around, looking for missing sonic screwdriver piece*
Here, boy! here boy! where'd you go?

( Respawns and kills eli with TF2 Shotgun)

I've killed everyone except.....

( GETS LANCED BY DON QUIXOTE.)

Quixote: Fire Mage, your Reign of Terror is OVER!

( Looks around at the burned out remains of the Coffee Room.)

Quixote: I must find the giant who did this.

( He rides into the sunset.)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*rematerializes before everyone's eyes*

Hey, great news, everybody! My experiment with hallucination!lasers was a success, and everything from the past three or four pages never really happened-- it was just a hallucination that happened while I was working out the details of my new powers.

Or, my experiment failed, and I'VE been hallucinating all this. But either way, same result, so *shrug*

[eli_gone_crazy]

( Respawns and kills eli with TF2 Shotgun)

I've killed everyone except.....

( GETS LANCED BY DON QUIXOTE.)

Quixote: Fire Mage, your Reign of Terror is OVER!

( Looks around at the burned out remains of the Coffee Room.)

Quixote: I must find the giant who did this.

( He rides into the sunset.)

Pyro... you can't have shot me with the shotgun... I locked the shotgun.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Respawns and kills eli with TF2 Shotgun)

I've killed everyone except.....

( GETS LANCED BY DON QUIXOTE.)

Quixote: Fire Mage, your Reign of Terror is OVER!

( Looks around at the burned out remains of the Coffee Room.)

Quixote: I must find the giant who did this.

( He rides into the sunset.)

Pyro... you can't have shot me with the shotgun... I locked the shotgun.

I KNOCKED YOU OUT BEFORE YOU COULD LOCK IT.

[eli_gone_crazy]

( Respawns and kills eli with TF2 Shotgun)

I've killed everyone except.....

( GETS LANCED BY DON QUIXOTE.)

Quixote: Fire Mage, your Reign of Terror is OVER!

( Looks around at the burned out remains of the Coffee Room.)

Quixote: I must find the giant who did this.

( He rides into the sunset.)

Pyro... you can't have shot me with the shotgun... I locked the shotgun.

I KNOCKED YOU OUT BEFORE YOU COULD LOCK IT.

Pyro, chill
*locks flamethrower and shotgun*

this happened a while ago.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Well:

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IT'S A KNOCKOUT.

[Endless Sea]

*rematerializes before everyone's eyes*

Hey, great news, everybody! My experiment with hallucination!lasers was a success, and everything from the past three or four pages never really happened-- it was just a hallucination that happened while I was working out the details of my new powers.

Or, my experiment failed, and I'VE been hallucinating all this. But either way, same result, so *shrug*

But it still happened in our minds, so we'll continue to act as if those actions were real. (Or, we all read your mind and decided to take your hallucinations as fact.)

Well:

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IT'S A KNOCKOUT.

Dude. Not cool. Here, I'll fix that for ya.

*freezes Pyro in place non-lethally; telekinetically steals all of his weapons*

There we go. Also, that ice is uber-strong; you can't break out of it on your own. You're pretty much stuck there until someone else comes and thaws you out.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*rematerializes before everyone's eyes*

Hey, great news, everybody! My experiment with hallucination!lasers was a success, and everything from the past three or four pages never really happened-- it was just a hallucination that happened while I was working out the details of my new powers.

Or, my experiment failed, and I'VE been hallucinating all this. But either way, same result, so *shrug*

But it still happened in our minds, so we'll continue to act as if those actions were real. (Or, we all read your mind and decided to take your hallucinations as fact.)

Well:

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IT'S A KNOCKOUT.

Dude. Not cool. Here, I'll fix that for ya.

*freezes Pyro in place non-lethally; telekinetically steals all of his weapons*

There we go. Also, that ice is uber-strong; you can't break out of it on your own. You're pretty much stuck there until someone else comes and thaws you out.

( The actual RED Pyro from TF2 comes in.)

( He gets out his signature weapon, his ( now Strange Botkiller) Flamethrower and burns the ice. One hour later the ice thaws.)

( I fall out with my Shotgun. Then crawl to my room.)

[Endless Sea]

*rematerializes before everyone's eyes*

Hey, great news, everybody! My experiment with hallucination!lasers was a success, and everything from the past three or four pages never really happened-- it was just a hallucination that happened while I was working out the details of my new powers.

Or, my experiment failed, and I'VE been hallucinating all this. But either way, same result, so *shrug*

But it still happened in our minds, so we'll continue to act as if those actions were real. (Or, we all read your mind and decided to take your hallucinations as fact.)

Well:

Custom Kill Icon 3.png

IT'S A KNOCKOUT.

Dude. Not cool. Here, I'll fix that for ya.

*freezes Pyro in place non-lethally; telekinetically steals all of his weapons*

There we go. Also, that ice is uber-strong; you can't break out of it on your own. You're pretty much stuck there until someone else comes and thaws you out.

( The actual RED Pyro from TF2 comes in.)

( He gets out his signature weapon, his ( now Strange Botkiller) Flamethrower and burns the ice. One hour later the ice thaws.)

( I fall out with my Shotgun. Then crawl to my room.)

*walks out of hiding space in Pyro's room and re-freezes Pyro with the same kind of ice as before, taking away his weaps again, then headshots the RED Pyro to death*

Yeah, might've been better to ask for help that wouldn't take an hour to actually do something.

[JRPictures]

There is one person you haven't destroyed Pyro.

*JR pulls out Lawgiver and reloads it with a bullet containing all the aspects of all Lawgiver rounds and shoots it at Pyro obliterating him*

SHAZAM I WIN!!!

[The Wild West Pyro]

There is one person you haven't destroyed Pyro.

*JR pulls out Lawgiver and reloads it with a bullet containing all the aspects of all Lawgiver rounds and shoots it at Pyro obliterating him*

SHAZAM I WIN!!!

(Quixote comes back)

No. I am sorry, member of the Holy Brotherhood, but I, Don Quixote, Knight of the Long Face, killed him first.

( He shows JR his lance. Pyro's orange blood is on there.)

[Endless Sea]

There is one person you haven't destroyed Pyro.

*JR pulls out Lawgiver and reloads it with a bullet containing all the aspects of all Lawgiver rounds and shoots it at Pyro obliterating him*

SHAZAM I WIN!!!

(Quixote comes back)

No. I am sorry, member of the Holy Brotherhood, but I, Don Quixote, Knight of the Long Face, killed him first.

( He shows JR his lance. Pyro's orange blood is on there.)

...lolwut

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*to Quixote* Magnificent, Sr. Quijano. Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enter the TWWF Minecraft server and chop down AMimsyBorogove's bejeweled tree... WITH THIS HADDOCK! *hands Quixote a haddock*

[Scarab]

*to Quixote* Magnificent, Sr. Quijano. Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enter the TWWF Minecraft server and chop down AMimsyBorogove's bejeweled tree... WITH THIS HADDOCK! *hands Quixote a haddock*

Mimsy has a bewjewelled tree? Cool. Can I freeze it? Ice makes everything cooler and not just in the literal sense.

[Victin]

Wait a minute... Sicon, I found someone who may be able to beat your blackhole that interacts with Reality.

*summons René Magritte*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*to Quixote* Magnificent, Sr. Quijano. Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enter the TWWF Minecraft server and chop down AMimsyBorogove's bejeweled tree... WITH THIS HADDOCK! *hands Quixote a haddock*

Mimsy has a bewjewelled tree? Cool. Can I freeze it? Ice makes everything cooler and not just in the literal sense.

I believe he does, at least. It should be on a flying mountain, supposedly.

[Sicon112]

So, first of all, I have an admission to make. I've been screwing around with the physics of my Doom Fortress dimension. Again. This time, I was using data I collected during the instances when Qara turned something into lazers. So, a couple days back I successfully reality warped an EM spectum muter into the fabric of this dimension that essentially counteracts her ability. After that, I just created a trap in one of the hallways here that seemed like it just knocked her into the Coffee Room proper, but waht she didn't know is I installed a needle that injected her with some new chemicals I have been working on that are supposed to alter memories.

Just as planned, the moment she exited my dimension, the injected chemicals became lazers, and made her believe she had seen my creature and had hallucination powers. Really she wasn't even close, and she wouldn't have gotten hallucination powers even if she HAD turned it into lazers. It would have been something completely different. However, that was all for this one true purpose:

I HAVE INVENTED NEURALYZERS!



See, it wasn't so hard to create a mind altering chemical that altered memories, but I had to find some way to get it into the for of an EM wave/particle to have a truly useful device. Qara's ability was PERFECT for that. For your assistance in the advancement of science, Qara, you get one free neuralyzer. Use it wisely. Or don't. More chaos just means more fun for me.

[Scarab]

See, it wasn't so hard to create a mind altering chemical that altered memories, but I had to find some way to get it into the for of an EM wave/particle to have a truly useful device. Qara's ability was PERFECT for that. For your assistance in the advancement of science, Qara, you get one free neuralyzer. Use it wisely. Or don't. More chaos just means more fun for me.

...I'm glad your experiments met with success. Just be careful what you go around mindwhiping, okay? Wouldn;t be any good if I forgot how to use the cie wand... or you know, how to hold up the sun.

...I still don't get how I do both those things, I mean, how are they even RELATED?

[Endless Sea]

So, first of all, I have an admission to make. I've been screwing around with the physics of my Doom Fortress dimension. Again. This time, I was using data I collected during the instances when Qara turned something into lazers. So, a couple days back I successfully reality warped an EM spectum muter into the fabric of this dimension that essentially counteracts her ability. After that, I just created a trap in one of the hallways here that seemed like it just knocked her into the Coffee Room proper, but waht she didn't know is I installed a needle that injected her with some new chemicals I have been working on that are supposed to alter memories.

Just as planned, the moment she exited my dimension, the injected chemicals became lazers, and made her believe she had seen my creature and had hallucination powers. Really she wasn't even close, and she wouldn't have gotten hallucination powers even if she HAD turned it into lazers. It would have been something completely different. However, that was all for this one true purpose:

I HAVE INVENTED NEURALYZERS!



See, it wasn't so hard to create a mind altering chemical that altered memories, but I had to find some way to get it into the for of an EM wave/particle to have a truly useful device. Qara's ability was PERFECT for that. For your assistance in the advancement of science, Qara, you get one free neuralyzer. Use it wisely. Or don't. More chaos just means more fun for me. ;)

Ooh, I have some of those! Well, actually, Toga does, and my friends back at the base and stuff do, and I don't think I have any right now, but still!

[Guyshane]

Help me I can't get into the chat

[eli_gone_crazy]

Help me I can't get into the chat

heh, me either. XD

*tries to sonic laptop*

[Endless Sea]

Help me I can't get into the chat

heh, me either. XD

*tries to sonic laptop*

Yeah, I'm hearing something along those lines in the chat meself. :( Sorry, guys.

[Blurred_9L]

*zaps Eli*

Well, now I can zap you... becuase this is the Coffee Room, the only room that has forgetten it's original purpose... or something like that.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*zaps Eli*

Well, now I can zap you... becuase this is the Coffee Room, the only room that has forgetten it's original purpose... or something like that.

*is zapped*
*starts spazzing*