The Coffee Room

[Endless Sea]

Ooh, a fight! I want in! *shoots ice bolt at Blur*

[Blurred_9L]

Ooh, a fight! I want in! *shoots ice bolt at Blur*

*half of his head is frozen*

Hey! I need that eye >.<

*Shoots Endless with energy guns*

[Endless Sea]

Ooh, a fight! I want in! *shoots ice bolt at Blur*

*half of his head is frozen*

Hey! I need that eye >.<

*Shoots Endless with energy guns*

*dodges*

*more ice bolts*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*wanders around*
*twitching*

[Endless Sea]

*wanders around*
*twitching*

*telekinetically moves a beach chair (without ice mines, this time!) next to eli*

*keeps shooting at Blur*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*to Quixote* Magnificent, Sr. Quijano. Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enter the TWWF Minecraft server and chop down AMimsyBorogove's bejeweled tree... WITH THIS HADDOCK! *hands Quixote a haddock*

He's done it. However the haddock broke after the last blow.

Now it's just him, his lance, his wooden shield, his armour and Rocinante escaping the volcanoes exploding everywhere.

[Guyshane]

*nukes the volcanoes*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*nukes the volcanoes*

Thanks!

Hooray!

Quixote has arrived safely.

Rocinante has been transformed from a scrawny old nag to a- er.....

Anyone know how to handle an MLP Pegasus here?

[Endless Sea]

...I swear, Pyro, whenever you show up the coffee room takes a hard right into Big Lipped Alligator Moment territory.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Eh, the Jeweled Tree hasn't even been planted yet. Try again later. XD

Anyway, what did I miss?

[Endless Sea]

Eh, the Jeweled Tree hasn't even been planted yet. Try again later. XD

Anyway, what did I miss?

What was going on the last time you were here?

[AMimsyBorogove]

Who knows.

[Blurred_9L]

Well I'm in the middle of being attacked by Endless, so I guess that's that...

*looks for a big rock for cover*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Can I help?

[Endless Sea]

Sure, why not? *keeps firing*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Ok, then. *charges with mallet toward Endless*

[Endless Sea]

*shoots Genndy through the head* Wrong move, Oswald.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*shoots Genndy through the head* Wrong move, Oswald.

" Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!"

Endless: What-

BLAM.

BOOM. HEADSHOT.

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[Endless Sea]

*shoots Genndy through the head* Wrong move, Oswald.

" Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!"

Endless: What-

BLAM.

BOOM. HEADSHOT.

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Hey! Blur was my prey! *re-freezes Pyro, takes his weapons*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*shoots Genndy through the head* Wrong move, Oswald.

" Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!"

Endless: What-

BLAM.

BOOM. HEADSHOT.

Endless%20Sea.png

Hey! Blur was my prey! *re-freezes Pyro, takes his weapons*

You may have taken my 1911 and my Crowbar-

BUT MY SHOTGUN CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY ME! IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES, THEY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY KNOCKED OUT! THERE IS A 100% CHANCE IT WILL HAPPEN! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!!!

[Endless Sea]

Hey! Blur was my prey! *re-freezes Pyro, takes his weapons*

You may have taken my 1911 and my Crowbar-

BUT MY SHOTGUN CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY ME! IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES, THEY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY KNOCKED OUT! THERE IS A 100% CHANCE IT WILL HAPPEN! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!!!

Who said anything about wielding? I just telekinetically yanked it out of your arsenal and tossed it into the sun, along with all your other weapons.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Hey! Blur was my prey! *re-freezes Pyro, takes his weapons*

You may have taken my 1911 and my Crowbar-

BUT MY SHOTGUN CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY ME! IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES, THEY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY KNOCKED OUT! THERE IS A 100% CHANCE IT WILL HAPPEN! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!!!

Who said anything about wielding? I just telekinetically yanked it out of your arsenal and tossed it into the sun, along with all your other weapons.

Great.

NOW YOU CAUSED A SOLAR FLARE!

( Weapons coming down to Earth,white hot but not melting.)

[Endless Sea]

Who said anything about wielding? I just telekinetically yanked it out of your arsenal and tossed it into the sun, along with all your other weapons.

Great.

NOW YOU CAUSED A SOLAR FLARE!

( Weapons coming down to Earth,white hot but not melting.)

That's not how solar flares work. Also, we're not on Earth, we're in the coffee room.

*weapons, flare, and Earth poof out of existence*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Who said anything about wielding? I just telekinetically yanked it out of your arsenal and tossed it into the sun, along with all your other weapons.

Great.

NOW YOU CAUSED A SOLAR FLARE!

( Weapons coming down to Earth,white hot but not melting.)

That's not how solar flares work. Also, we're not on Earth, we're in the coffee room.

*weapons, flare, and Earth poof out of existence*

Oh yeah...

Our log cabin is now on the Milky Way.

Sitting comfortably on top of the centre.

And:

( Takes his Shotgun back.)

If you ask me how I got them back, I don't know how. They fell back into existence.

( Holsters his 1911, and straps Crowbar to belt.)

[Endless Sea]

Oh yeah...

Our log cabin is now on the Milky Way.

Sitting comfortably on top of the centre.

And:

( Takes his Shotgun back.)

If you ask me how I got them back, I don't know how. They fell back into existence.

( Holsters his 1911, and straps Crowbar to belt.)

That is not how space works. Also, there is no log cabin. And you're still frozen.

*Milky Way, log cabin, and weapons poof out of existence; Pyro re-freezes*