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Re: The Coffee Room
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:47 pmby Endless Sea
Ooh, a fight! I want in! *shoots ice bolt at Blur*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:02 pmby Blurred_9L
Endless Sea wrote:Ooh, a fight! I want in! *shoots ice bolt at Blur*
*half of his head is frozen*
Hey! I need that eye >.<
*Shoots Endless with energy guns*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:35 pmby Endless Sea
Blurred_9L wrote:Endless Sea wrote:Ooh, a fight! I want in! *shoots ice bolt at Blur*
*half of his head is frozen*
Hey! I need that eye >.<
*Shoots Endless with energy guns*
*dodges*
*more ice bolts*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:38 pmby eli_gone_crazy
*wanders around*
*twitching*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:57 pmby Endless Sea
eli_gone_crazy wrote:*wanders around*
*twitching*
*telekinetically moves a beach chair (without ice mines, this time!) next to eli*
*keeps shooting at Blur*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:56 amby The Wild West Pyro
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*to Quixote* Magnificent, Sr. Quijano. Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enter the TWWF Minecraft server and chop down AMimsyBorogove's bejeweled tree... WITH THIS HADDOCK! *hands Quixote a haddock*
He's done it. However the haddock broke after the last blow.
Now it's just him, his lance, his wooden shield, his armour and Rocinante escaping the volcanoes exploding everywhere.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:59 amby Guyshane
*nukes the volcanoes*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:38 amby The Wild West Pyro
Guyshane wrote:*nukes the volcanoes*
Thanks!
Hooray!
Quixote has arrived safely.
Rocinante has been transformed from a scrawny old nag to a- er.....
Anyone know how to handle an MLP Pegasus here?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:08 pmby Endless Sea
...I swear, Pyro, whenever you show up the coffee room takes a hard right into Big Lipped Alligator Moment territory.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:24 pmby AMimsyBorogove
Eh, the Jeweled Tree hasn't even been planted yet. Try again later. XD
Anyway, what did I miss?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:46 pmby Endless Sea
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Eh, the Jeweled Tree hasn't even been planted yet. Try again later. XD
Anyway, what did I miss?
What was going on the last time you were here?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:52 pmby AMimsyBorogove
Who knows.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:20 pmby Blurred_9L
Well I'm in the middle of being attacked by Endless, so I guess that's that...
*looks for a big rock for cover*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:03 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Can I help?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:29 pmby Endless Sea
Sure, why not? *keeps firing*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:34 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Ok, then. *charges with mallet toward Endless*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:14 pmby Endless Sea
*shoots Genndy through the head* Wrong move, Oswald.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:53 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:*shoots Genndy through the head* Wrong move, Oswald.
" Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!"
Endless: What-
BLAM.
BOOM. HEADSHOT.
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Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:55 pmby Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Endless Sea wrote:*shoots Genndy through the head* Wrong move, Oswald.
" Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!"
Endless: What-
BLAM.
BOOM. HEADSHOT.
Endless%20Sea.png
Hey! Blur was
my prey! *re-freezes Pyro, takes his weapons*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:08 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:Endless Sea wrote:*shoots Genndy through the head* Wrong move, Oswald.
" Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!"
Endless: What-
BLAM.
BOOM. HEADSHOT.
Endless%20Sea.png
Hey! Blur was
my prey! *re-freezes Pyro, takes his weapons*
You may have taken my 1911 and my Crowbar-
BUT MY SHOTGUN CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY ME! IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES, THEY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY KNOCKED OUT! THERE IS A 100% CHANCE IT WILL HAPPEN! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!!!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:18 pmby Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Endless Sea wrote:
Hey! Blur was my prey! *re-freezes Pyro, takes his weapons*
You may have taken my 1911 and my Crowbar-
BUT MY SHOTGUN CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY ME! IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES, THEY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY KNOCKED OUT! THERE IS A 100% CHANCE IT WILL HAPPEN! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!!!
Who said anything about wielding? I just telekinetically yanked it out of your arsenal and tossed it into the sun, along with all your other weapons.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:43 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:Endless Sea wrote:
Hey! Blur was my prey! *re-freezes Pyro, takes his weapons*
You may have taken my 1911 and my Crowbar-
BUT MY SHOTGUN CAN ONLY BE WIELDED BY ME! IF ANYONE ELSE TRIES, THEY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY KNOCKED OUT! THERE IS A 100% CHANCE IT WILL HAPPEN! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!!!!!!
Who said anything about wielding? I just telekinetically yanked it out of your arsenal and tossed it into the sun, along with all your other weapons.
Great.
NOW YOU CAUSED A SOLAR FLARE!
( Weapons coming down to Earth,white hot but not melting.)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:52 pmby Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:Endless Sea wrote:
Who said anything about wielding? I just telekinetically yanked it out of your arsenal and tossed it into the sun, along with all your other weapons.
Great.
NOW YOU CAUSED A SOLAR FLARE!
( Weapons coming down to Earth,white hot but not melting.)
That's not how solar flares work. Also, we're not on Earth, we're in the coffee room.
*weapons, flare, and Earth poof out of existence*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:55 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Endless Sea wrote:The Wild West Pyro wrote:Endless Sea wrote:
Who said anything about wielding? I just telekinetically yanked it out of your arsenal and tossed it into the sun, along with all your other weapons.
Great.
NOW YOU CAUSED A SOLAR FLARE!
( Weapons coming down to Earth,white hot but not melting.)
That's not how solar flares work. Also, we're not on Earth, we're in the coffee room.
*weapons, flare, and Earth poof out of existence*
Oh yeah...
Our log cabin is now on the Milky Way.
Sitting comfortably on top of the centre.
And:
( Takes his Shotgun back.)
If you ask me how I got them back, I don't know how. They fell back into existence.
( Holsters his 1911, and straps Crowbar to belt.)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:00 pmby Endless Sea
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Oh yeah...
Our log cabin is now on the Milky Way.
Sitting comfortably on top of the centre.
And:
( Takes his Shotgun back.)
If you ask me how I got them back, I don't know how. They fell back into existence.
( Holsters his 1911, and straps Crowbar to belt.)
That is not how space works. Also, there is no log cabin. And you're still frozen.
*Milky Way, log cabin, and weapons poof out of existence; Pyro re-freezes*