The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh yeah...

Our log cabin is now on the Milky Way.

Sitting comfortably on top of the centre.

And:

( Takes his Shotgun back.)

If you ask me how I got them back, I don't know how. They fell back into existence.

( Holsters his 1911, and straps Crowbar to belt.)

That is not how space works. Also, there is no log cabin. And you're still frozen.

*Milky Way, log cabin, and weapons poof out of existence; Pyro re-freezes*

( Thaws)

AAAAAAAAAARGH

TROLLS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET.

WHICH MEANS-

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YOU DIE AGAIN.

( Burns him first, then attacks him with TF2 Shotgun)

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YOU. ARE. DEAD.

[Endless Sea]

Oh yeah...

Our log cabin is now on the Milky Way.

Sitting comfortably on top of the centre.

And:

( Takes his Shotgun back.)

If you ask me how I got them back, I don't know how. They fell back into existence.

( Holsters his 1911, and straps Crowbar to belt.)

That is not how space works. Also, there is no log cabin. And you're still frozen.

*Milky Way, log cabin, and weapons poof out of existence; Pyro re-freezes*

( Thaws)

AAAAAAAAAARGH

TROLLS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET.

WHICH MEANS-

Flamethrower Power.png

YOU DIE AGAIN.

( Burns him first, then attacks him with TF2 Shotgun)

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YOU. ARE. DEAD.

Um, you weren't able to thaw last time(s), you can't thaw now.

*Pyro re-freezes*

Also, I wasn't trolling. I was simply picking apart your logic. If you want, I can shift into troll!mode, but that doesn't exactly sound like something you'd go with.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Um, you weren't able to thaw last time(s), you can't thaw now.

*Pyro re-freezes*

Also, I wasn't trolling. I was simply picking apart your logic. If you want, I can shift into troll!mode, but that doesn't exactly sound like something you'd go with.

You want to know how I thawed? I'm a Pyro. I can control fire. Which means I could burn myself out.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Um, you weren't able to thaw last time(s), you can't thaw now.

*Pyro re-freezes*

Also, I wasn't trolling. I was simply picking apart your logic. If you want, I can shift into troll!mode, but that doesn't exactly sound like something you'd go with.

You want to know how I thawed? I'm a Pyro. I can control fire. Which means I could burn myself out.

you can control fire. not make fire.
there is a difference.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Indeed. Should I get him out?

[eli_gone_crazy]

Indeed. Should I get him out?

nah.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Ok, then. G'Night.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Ok, then. G'Night.

Sleep tight

[eli_gone_crazy]

Ok, then. G'Night.

Sleep tight

How are you.....uhm..... speaking?
*wanders off*

[Endless Sea]

Ok, then. G'Night.

Sleep tight

How are you.....uhm..... speaking?
*wanders off*

He rejects our reality and substitutes his own.

I take it Blur's zapping from earlier wore off?

[Blurred_9L]

Yeah, it's not permanent... if it was it wouldn't be fun at all

Also, how many times have I died? I kind of got lost in the space-solar flare thing.

*Shoots Endless with energy*

[eli_gone_crazy]

He rejects our reality and substitutes his own.

I take it Blur's zapping from earlier wore off?

Who are you?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wait, what?

[Endless Sea]

Yeah, it's not permanent... if it was it wouldn't be fun at all :P

Also, how many times have I died? I kind of got lost in the space-solar flare thing.

*Shoots Endless with energy*

oh god mah armors

*staggers a bit, then returns fire*

He rejects our reality and substitutes his own.

I take it Blur's zapping from earlier wore off?

Who are you?

OH NOES

BLUR GAVE ELI AMNESIA

DAMN YOU BLURRRRRRRRRRR

*moar ice spikes*

[Blurred_9L]

Yes, damn me! Mwahahahahahahha... *cough cough*

Looks like my evil laughter needs some practice. But I'll do that later.

*Dodges some ice spikes, one strikes him in his hand*

Oh noes... My hand! I needed that too >.<

*Tries to zap Endless*

[AMimsyBorogove]

...

So, we have Ice and Lightning, right? What was the other third of that trope again...?

Oh. Right.

FIRE. >=D

*blows a hole in reality and emerges from the inter-dimensional fortress with an overly-long name, wreathed in phoenix flames and dual wielding curved blades a-la Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse, proceeding to intercept both Endless' remaining ice spikes and Blur's lightning, each with an oversized, burning wing, deflecting both attacks.*

GENTLEMEN.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

GENTLEMEN.

I. AM. A. LADY.

Also, yeah, I've been gone a while. It took me some time to find what I was looking for, but now I'm ready...

*fires neuralyzer Sicon gave her at CAUSALITY ITSELF, giving it the memory of Qara getting hallucination!lasers, thereby actually GETTING hallucination!lasers*

*straightens up*

Ahhh, that's better.

*begins experimenting with the new lasers*

[Sicon112]

GENTLEMEN.

I. AM. A. LADY.

Also, yeah, I've been gone a while. It took me some time to find what I was looking for, but now I'm ready...

*fires neuralyzer Sicon gave her at CAUSALITY ITSELF, giving it the memory of Qara getting hallucination!lasers, thereby actually GETTING hallucination!lasers*

*straightens up*

Ahhh, that's better.

*begins experimenting with the new lasers*

That... does not follow Qara. I'm sorry, but you really cannot do that. The neuralyzer jumbles human brainwaves. It doesn't do anything to concepts.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

The neuralyzer jumbles human brainwaves. It doesn't do anything to concepts.

Yeah, I added a few modifications over the past few days. You think it took me that long just to find Causality? Yeah, mine now works on EVERYTHING. It's awesome.

*fires neuralyzer at the Coffee Room, making it believe the Green Stuff has always been red and the Red Stuff has always been green*

Man, this is fun.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*walks up to Qara*

*starts to try to speak to the neuralizer*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*trigger finger fires, erasing Eli's memory*

*decides to make a virtue of necessity, and experiments by replacing Eli's memory with laser-induced hallucinations*

WHAT DO YOU SEE, ELI?

[eli_gone_crazy]

*trigger finger fires, erasing Eli's memory*

*decides to make a virtue of necessity, and experiments by replacing Eli's memory with laser-induced hallucinations*

WHAT DO YOU SEE, ELI?

I see you trying to mess with my mind... and you can't do that.
my mind was already erased for one thing, due to Blur. and for another, I am a technopath, courtesy of Sicon.
Your tech won't work on me.

[Endless Sea]

...well then

*lowers temperature around Mimsy to as close to zero Kelvins as possible, extinguishing fire*

*ICE DRAGON*

*blasts huge freaking torrents of ice at Blur, Mimsy, Qara*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

my mind was already erased for one thing, due to Blur. and for another, I am a technopath, courtesy of Sicon.
Your tech won't work on me.

Ah, but my tech was ALSO courtesy of Sicon. Besides, it's not just the tech anymore; it's also the lasers. SUCCESS! I have successfully managed to make you hallucinate that you are sane!

*neuralyzes the ice torrents to make them forget about attacking, and makes them think that they are hippos wallowing in a mudpond*

*spews hallucinations at everyone in range*

Now you're all at a circus.

[eli_gone_crazy]

my mind was already erased for one thing, due to Blur. and for another, I am a technopath, courtesy of Sicon.
Your tech won't work on me.

Ah, but my tech was ALSO courtesy of Sicon. Besides, it's not just the tech anymore; it's also the lasers. SUCCESS! I have successfully managed to make you hallucinate that you are sane!

*neuralyzes the ice torrents to make them forget about attacking, and makes them think that they are hippos wallowing in a mudpond*

*spews hallucinations at everyone in range*

Now you're all at a circus.

since when did I become susceptible to lasers?? 30% OF MY MIND is lasers.