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Great news! I've invented an hallucination-proof helmet and it doubles as neuralizer proof!

(OOC: No, you can't say that it's just me hallucinating or that I'm wrong because that's not how it works. You keep telling me that I can't do something because that's not how it works, but you can't tell me everything you do angainst me works )

It grants at least 85% protection angainst hallucinations and 100% protection angainst neuralizers!

*puts on a tinfoil hat and sunglasses*

See it? See it?

I've been studying Qara's hallucinations powers for a long time, and I finally came with something that can stops her. I might have hacked reality to improve it by 6,383% *looks to the sides*

Victin wrote:Great news! I've invented an hallucination-proof helmet and it doubles as neuralizer proof!

(OOC: No, you can't say that it's just me hallucinating or that I'm wrong because that's not how it works. You keep telling me that I can't do something because that's not how it works, but you can't tell me everything you do angainst me works )

It grants at least 85% protection angainst hallucinations and 100% protection angainst neuralizers!

*puts on a tinfoil hat and sunglasses*

See it? See it?

I've been studying Qara's hallucinations powers for a long time, and I finally came with something that can stops her. I might have hacked reality to improve it by 6,383% *looks to the sides*

Only in a hallucination could he claim to have been studying "for a long time" a power which I literally only got within the past hour.

And it wouldn't be so obvious that you're hallucinating if this announcement hadn't come RIGHT AFTER I spewed hallucinations at everyone in range, dear. Or if you hadn't claimed to do something which is functionally impossible, based on your description.

But look! It's a nice hallucination! While you're enjoying it, you should check out the high-wire act!

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Victin wrote:Great news! I've invented an hallucination-proof helmet and it doubles as neuralizer proof!

(OOC: No, you can't say that it's just me hallucinating or that I'm wrong because that's not how it works. You keep telling me that I can't do something because that's not how it works, but you can't tell me everything you do angainst me works )

It grants at least 85% protection angainst hallucinations and 100% protection angainst neuralizers!

*puts on a tinfoil hat and sunglasses*

See it? See it?

I've been studying Qara's hallucinations powers for a long time, and I finally came with something that can stops her. I might have hacked reality to improve it by 6,383% *looks to the sides*

Only in a hallucination could he claim to have been studying "for a long time" a power which I literally only got within the past hour.

And it wouldn't be so obvious that you're hallucinating if this announcement hadn't come RIGHT AFTER I spewed hallucinations at everyone in range, dear. Or if you hadn't claimed to do something which is functionally impossible, based on your description.

But look! It's a nice hallucination! While you're enjoying it, you should check out the high-wire act!

(OOC: This is what I'm talking about. Why do your powers always worK? On me, mainly?)

I am a scientist since a long time. And a few days can be a long time, mainly if pulled straight. And I saw the MIB movie a loooong time ago, so that counts as a time for my research. Asides from all that, I wasn't even CLOSE to you when you gave hallucinations to everybody. I just came out of nowhere.

Victin wrote:I am a scientist since a long time. And a few days can be a long time, mainly if pulled straight. And I saw the MIB movie a loooong time ago, so that counts as a time for my research. Asides from all that, I wasn't even CLOSE to you when you gave hallucinations to everybody. I just came out of nowhere.

Okay. First of all, you can't be OOC if your character is YOU. THEN WHO ARE YOU?

Second of all, while I dispute that a few days can be a long time, that's irrelevant; I had these powers since LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO. That's only a long time if you are a MAYFLY (which you are not, but I'm thinking of letting you hallucinate that you are).

The MIB movie is irrelevant here, since a) the neuralyzer was MADE by Sicon, not pulled out of the movie, and therefore doesn't work the same way; b) I MODIFIED Sicon's design, so even if he DID just pull it straight from the movie, it's no longer the same article; and c) the neuralyzer is not the source of my hallucination powers. Those come from my strange laserness that happened as soon as I first entered the coffee room; I just used the neuralyzer to convince causality to GIVE me the new hallucination lasers. Half an hour ago.

The lasers were still firing as you came in to make your post.

(As to why my powers seem to always work-- they don't. But they have to be deflected with LOGIC, not with "well it didn't work on me because I don't want it to, and I'm going to misread what you said to find myself an out." I know at least Eli and Sicon have thwarted me, or at least forced me to modify my plans, due to irrefutable force of logic.)

*neuralyzes a nearby pebble, making it think it's an elephant*

Man, that's NEVER gonna get old!

This is moving too fast... >.<

Even so... gentlemen! I propose a truce so that we can overthrow Qara's reign of... forgetfullness?

So... what do you say?

Blurred_9L wrote:Even so... gentlemen! I propose a truce so that we can overthrow Qara's reign of... forgetfullness?

I AM A-- oh, too soon.

*neuralyzes Blur, making him forget his proposal to overthrow Qara*

*gives Blur laser!hallucinations of ADORABLE CUTE PUPPIES*

What? He's HAPPY now!

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

Victin wrote:I am a scientist since a long time. And a few days can be a long time, mainly if pulled straight. And I saw the MIB movie a loooong time ago, so that counts as a time for my research. Asides from all that, I wasn't even CLOSE to you when you gave hallucinations to everybody. I just came out of nowhere.

Okay. First of all, you can't be OOC if your character is YOU. THEN WHO ARE YOU?

Second of all, while I dispute that a few days can be a long time, that's irrelevant; I had these powers since LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO. That's only a long time if you are a MAYFLY (which you are not, but I'm thinking of letting you hallucinate that you are).

The MIB movie is irrelevant here, since a) the neuralyzer was MADE by Sicon, not pulled out of the movie, and therefore doesn't work the same way; b) I MODIFIED Sicon's design, so even if he DID just pull it straight from the movie, it's no longer the same article; and c) the neuralyzer is not the source of my hallucination powers. Those come from my strange laserness that happened as soon as I first entered the coffee room; I just used the neuralyzer to convince causality to GIVE me the new hallucination lasers. Half an hour ago.

The lasers were still firing as you came in to make your post.

(As to why my powers seem to always work-- they don't. But they have to be deflected with LOGIC, not with "well it didn't work on me because I don't want it to, and I'm going to misread what you said to find myself an out." I know at least Eli and Sicon have thwarted me, or at least forced me to modify my plans, due to irrefutable force of logic.)

*neuralyzes a nearby pebble, making it think it's an elephant*

Man, that's NEVER gonna get old!

A) Have you ever heard about "hyperboles"?

B)He used a pic from the movie, so I assumed it was exactly the same damn thing.

C)I never said the lasers stopped being fired. I said the hallucination isn't wortking on me. They still burn my skin, though.

Oh god, puppies everywhere!

*throws himself on the floor and starts to roll around*

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:

eli_gone_crazy wrote:my mind was already erased for one thing, due to Blur. and for another, I am a technopath, courtesy of Sicon.
Your tech won't work on me.

Ah, but my tech was ALSO courtesy of Sicon. Besides, it's not just the tech anymore; it's also the lasers. SUCCESS! I have successfully managed to make you hallucinate that you are sane!

*neuralyzes the ice torrents to make them forget about attacking, and makes them think that they are hippos wallowing in a mudpond*

*spews hallucinations at everyone in range*

Now you're all at a circus.

*ice torrents are unaffected, due to being inanimate blasts of elemental ice*

*Qara is frozen solid before being able to continue with her plan*

*is freed from hallucinating*

*pops out of existence and starts into working with halluciantion and dream-proof stuff*

Throws a nuke at Eli *doesnt explode* everything is going according to plan

*Watches the crazy fight*

Ooh, targets! *shoots ice storms at Guyshane and Inukai

Guyshane wrote:Throws a nuke at Eli *doesnt explode* everything is going according to plan

*Catches nuke*

what?....

eli_gone_crazy wrote:

Guyshane wrote:Throws a nuke at Eli *doesnt explode* everything is going according to plan

*Catches nuke*

what?....

*telekinetically yanks nuke and tosses it into a random portal in space and time*

*continues shooting ice*

Hah! You think you can extinguish phoenix flames with mere temperature? These wings of mine aren't just for show! *phoenix flames begin to perpetually regenerate and burn despite the physical impossibility of this, due to the fact that they're... you know... PHOENIX FLAMES, which restart themselves the moment they flicker out, and I quickly begin using my own form of superheating to push back the wave of frigidity.*

Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse: Focus.

*Concentrates a full barrage of danmaku and knives into the dual-wielded falchion/dao mashups I now have, then proceeds to slash apart the incoming dragon attack with a gigantic storm of infernal flames and laser bullets.*

Oh, and incidentally, it looks like your neuralyzer, as it is now, doesn't work on me. Ironically enough, since you've rigged it up to modify/induce concepts, it can't interfere with my existence due to the effects of the Hourai Elixir maintaining my existence as it was when I first drank it. No new concepts can be added or removed to/from my being, including your hallucinations.

But, on the other hand, PUPPIES! *produces a basket of real puppies and releases them for teh lulz*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:But, on the other hand, PUPPIES! *produces a basket of real puppies and releases them for teh lulz*

*grabs a handful of puppies and neuralyzes them to love me forever and ever and ever*

PUPPIES

Qara, they're PUPPIES. You don't need mind control to make them love you. All you have to do is love them and pet them and squeeze them and care for them and call them George.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Hah! You think you can extinguish phoenix flames with mere temperature? These wings of mine aren't just for show! *phoenix flames begin to perpetually regenerate and burn despite the physical impossibility of this, due to the fact that they're... you know... PHOENIX FLAMES, which restart themselves the moment they flicker out, and I quickly begin using my own form of superheating to push back the wave of frigidity.*

Tsuki no Iwakasa's Curse: Focus.

*Concentrates a full barrage of danmaku and knives into the dual-wielded falchion/dao mashups I now have, then proceeds to slash apart the incoming dragon attack with a gigantic storm of infernal flames and laser bullets.*

Oh, and incidentally, it looks like your neuralyzer, as it is now, doesn't work on me. Ironically enough, since you've rigged it up to modify/induce concepts, it can't interfere with my existence due to the effects of the Hourai Elixir maintaining my existence as it was when I first drank it. No new concepts can be added or removed to/from my being, including your hallucinations.

But, on the other hand, PUPPIES! *produces a basket of real puppies and releases them for teh lulz*

Ah, but this isn't normal cold I'm using. This is elemental cold, guaranteed to put out any fire, phoenix or otherwise.

Also, since I'm controlling the dragon and its attack, which are both made out of elemental ice, it still hit you. It can do that.

*takes one of the puppies and turns it into PUPPYLASERS!*

*uses PUPPYLASERS! to turn Mimsy into a Phoenix!puppy*

OH MY GOODNESS HE IS SOOOOOO ADORABLE

*abandons previously obtained puppies to try to cuddle adorable puppy!Mimsy*

(See, that's why I needed to NEURALYSE them into loving me!)

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Qara, they're PUPPIES. You don't need mind control to make them love you. All you have to do is love them and pet them and squeeze them and care for them and call them George.

....

*Starts petting puppy* I'm going to need a name this one

That's interesting. See, my Phoenix Flames can't be put out permanently by anything, yet your cold can also put them out... You can't permanently end the concept of my existence, and it will continue to regenerate no matter what you do, yet, your power also will continue to exert its force upon me, even if neither side can ultimately affect the other. It's a situation of unstoppable force meets immovable object.

*proceeds to power-struggle, matching Endless' power but, due to the nature of the battle, neither side can overcome the other.*

Even more interesting are these ice dragons of yours. They still continue to reach me even as I destroy them, huh?

*continues batting them away, continuing the struggle on a physical level as well as a spiritual one*

On another note, I'm afraid I can't become a puppy. That would change the concept of my existence, which is, sadly, impossible. Sorry to disappoint you, Qara. =/

OH GOD PUPPIES

GET THEM AWAY

( :P )

AMimsyBorogove wrote:On another note, I'm afraid I can't become a puppy. That would change the concept of my existence, which is, sadly, impossible. Sorry to disappoint you, Qara. =/

AMimsyBorogove wrote:I'm afraid I can't become a puppy.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:can't become a puppy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


*shoots hallucination!lasers at self with the hallucination that Mimsy is still a puppy*

*continues to try to cuddle puppy!Mimsy*