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*nukes Mimsy to make him more powerful*

First post on the 200th page we are awesome people

Guyshane wrote:*nukes Mimsy to make him more powerful*

:gurt: :gurt: :gurt: First post on the 200th page we are awesome people :gurt: :gurt: :gurt:

*headshots Guyshane while he celebrates topping the new page*

*dodges glomp from Qara while simultaneously continuing das epicstruggle.*

Huh? A nuclear wa-

PERFECT.

*using Endless' puppy and Guyshane distraction to break his focus, I blast his attacks away for a moment, then swiftly consume the nuke in phoenix flames, resulting in a gigantic phoenix-shaped explosion that rears up into the air... from which I emerge with corporeal black wings, a glowing red eye in my chest, and a gigantic arm cannon.*

BEAMSTRUGGLE TIME, ENDLESS! *focuses the power of both swords into the arm cannon, as well as the gigantic phoenix-nuclear fusion-sun aura, directly into the arm cannon, and fires it at the oncoming dragon storm, forcing Endless' overbalanced power into a single corridor directly on that point of collision while simultaneously channeling all of his own power into that point as well. This creates an absolute beamstruggle of heat vs. chill, the results of which are a thermonuclear apocalypse behind Endless and a new ice age behind me.

The puppies, protected by their cuteness, are miraculously unharmed.*

*resulting explosion due to death nukes the entire dimension except for the puppies*

*Glomps Mimsy*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*Glomps Mimsy*

*pushes Eli away and glomps Mimsy instead*

NO. YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM. MY ADORABLE PUPPY!MIMSY. MINE.

*continues firing hallucination!lasers at self*

I CAN SEE NOTHING BUT PUPPIES.

Mimsy's still the cutest puppy, though.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:*dodges glomp from Qara while simultaneously continuing das epicstruggle.*

Huh? A nuclear wa-

PERFECT.

*using Endless' puppy and Guyshane distraction to break his focus, I blast his attacks away for a moment, then swiftly consume the nuke in phoenix flames, resulting in a gigantic phoenix-shaped explosion that rears up into the air... from which I emerge with corporeal black wings, a glowing red eye in my chest, and a gigantic arm cannon.*

BEAMSTRUGGLE TIME, ENDLESS! *focuses the power of both swords into the arm cannon, as well as the gigantic phoenix-nuclear fusion-sun aura, directly into the arm cannon, and fires it at the oncoming dragon storm, forcing Endless' overbalanced power into a single corridor directly on that point of collision while simultaneously channeling all of his own power into that point as well. This creates an absolute beamstruggle of heat vs. chill, the results of which are a thermonuclear apocalypse behind Endless and a new ice age behind me.

The puppies, protected by their cuteness, are miraculously unharmed.*

...Actually, my powers aren't quite that strong. D:

*is hit by blast*

*transforms into plasma mode*

Now they are. *absorbs nuclear blast, launches ridiculously immense wave of telekinetic energy at Mimsy*

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE KEEP HUGGING ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO BE EPIC?! I'M CURRENTLY THE CENTER OF A MINIATURE SUN, PEOPLE! HOW ARE YOU EVEN MANAGING TO REACH ME, LET ALONE GLOMP ME?!

...

Okay, hell with it. I'm just going to ignore the maniacs currently dangling one from each of my wings, and RETURN FIRE FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT!

*flares power again, expanding his armcannon to full size and charging up even more power, matching the power of Endless' mind with the raw power of Phoenix flames.*

*comes back in a form more powerful than you can even imagine* Why do you people continue to think its a good idea to kill me? Are you all just stupid?

Huh? We're not stupid, Guyshane. We're just very, very violent.

AMimsyBorogove wrote:WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE KEEP HUGGING ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO BE EPIC?! I'M CURRENTLY THE CENTER OF A MINIATURE SUN, PEOPLE! HOW ARE YOU EVEN MANAGING TO REACH ME, LET ALONE GLOMP ME?!

Why? Because you are SUCH A CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE PUPPY!

*wants the cute puppy to cuddle*

*chases the cute puppy*

...You know I'm hallucinating, right? But you could at least play along? WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE A PUPPY FOR ME SOMETIMES? :'(

AMimsyBorogove wrote:WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE KEEP HUGGING ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO BE EPIC?! I'M CURRENTLY THE CENTER OF A MINIATURE SUN, PEOPLE! HOW ARE YOU EVEN MANAGING TO REACH ME, LET ALONE GLOMP ME?!

...

Okay, hell with it. I'm just going to ignore the maniacs currently dangling one from each of my wings, and RETURN FIRE FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT!

*flares power again, expanding his armcannon to full size and charging up even more power, matching the power of Endless' mind with the raw power of Phoenix flames.*

Hmm. Guess I made an error in judgement. Let's fix that.

*gets out of the way of Mimsy's attack while ceasing telekinetic attack; telekinetically grabs Mimsy and begins to apply pressure, hard*

Yes, it would, because I cannot alter my existence to include the concept of "is a puppy!" In any case, could you give vent to your puppy halucinations at a time when I'm NOT trying to be epic?

*strains under the massive pressure, but then simply smirks, surrounding self with a miniature sun, the gravity of which matches the pressure of Endless' attack.*

I... THINK... NOT! *turns arm cannon and fires off another storm of attacks.*

*hallucinates that Mimsy is the MOST EPIC-EST ADORABLE PUPPY EVAH*

*makes puppy eyes face at Puppy!Mimsy, even though that makes no sense* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase?

*tries to cuddle the puppy*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Yes, it would, because I cannot alter my existence to include the concept of "is a puppy!" In any case, could you give vent to your puppy halucinations at a time when I'm NOT trying to be epic?

*strains under the massive pressure, but then simply smirks, surrounding self with a miniature sun, the gravity of which matches the pressure of Endless' attack.*

I... THINK... NOT! *turns arm cannon and fires off another storm of attacks.*

Well, that's a bit of- wait, hold on-

*raises hand, summoning an uber ice wall to block Mimsy's attacks; continues to try and crush Mimsy into pulp*

Right. A bit of a lapse in logic, there, isn't it? A sun's gravity exerts pull towards its center, and you're in the center of your mini-sun. If said mini-sun's gravitational pull equals the force my telekinesis is exerting, then you should be feeling twice the pressure you were before right now. Whoops.

Ah, yes, but actually, I AM the sun. Therefore, if my gravitational pull equals your own force, I won't be affected.

Or something. It's Gensokyo logic. Try not to think too hard about it. Still, it's not like turning myself into a Sun was the end. Just the means,

*causes the sun to go supernova, releasing a massive wave of pressure and power that momentarily drives back Endless' attack, also overwhelming the ice defenses and destroying them, even while scattering harmlessly around Endless' person. At the same time, launches self from amidst the inferno creating a giant energy blade at the end of the arm cannon and slashing at Endless.*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ah, yes, but actually, I AM the sun. Therefore, if my gravitational pull equals your own force, I won't be affected.

Or something. It's Gensokyo logic. Try not to think too hard about it. Still, it's not like turning myself into a Sun was the end. Just the means,

*causes the sun to go supernova, releasing a massive wave of pressure and power that momentarily drives back Endless' attack, also overwhelming the ice defenses and destroying them, even while scattering harmlessly around Endless' person. At the same time, launches self from amidst the inferno creating a giant energy blade at the end of the arm cannon and slashing at Endless.*

*punches energy blade in the face*

Hah, you fool! Right into my trap! Did you really think you could punch and ENERGY BLADE in the face?

...

WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS ONE HAS TWO MORE FACES THAT YOU MISSED, ALLOWING IT TO BYPASS YOUR COUNTERATTACK! NOW TASTE MY FIERY WRATH!

*detonates blade directly on top of Endless, shooting backward and charging up for a follow up attack.*

PETA FLARE!

*releases a gigantic storm of falling suns on Endless.*

AMimsyBorogove wrote:PETA FLARE!

AMimsyBorogove wrote:PET

...You said 'Pet'! That means you're willing to be my pet adorable-epic-puppy, right? RIGHT?!

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Hah, you fool! Right into my trap! Did you really think you could punch and ENERGY BLADE in the face?

...

WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS ONE HAS TWO MORE FACES THAT YOU MISSED, ALLOWING IT TO BYPASS YOUR COUNTERATTACK! NOW TASTE MY FIERY WRATH!

*detonates blade directly on top of Endless, shooting backward and charging up for a follow up attack.*

PETA FLARE!

*releases a gigantic storm of falling suns on Endless.*

*absorbs suns*

Seriously, man, I could do this all day.

*Dodges Ice and Pulls out RPG and fires it at endless*

I AM ANGRY

I CANT JOIN THE FIGHT BECAUSE I'M STUCK IN THIS STUPID F*****G ICE BLOCK.

Inukai44 wrote:*Dodges Ice and Pulls out RPG and fires it at endless*

Hm? Ah, yes, the ice dragons. Almost forgot about those. Funny, in plasma form I'm adept enough to control my attacks without even being fully aware of them. Hold on a second-

*eats RPG rocket, sustaining no damage*

*turns ice dragons into plasma-breathing ice dragons filled with more plasma*

Enjoy.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:I AM ANGRY

I CANT JOIN THE FIGHT BECAUSE I'M STUCK IN THIS STUPID F*****G ICE BLOCK.

I think the pyrotechnics already melted your ice prison a loooooong time ago.

*creates another ice-plasma dragon to attack Pyro*

Go ahead, knock yourself out.

Endless Sea wrote:

Inukai44 wrote:*Dodges Ice and Pulls out RPG and fires it at endless*

Hm? Ah, yes, the ice dragons. Almost forgot about those. Funny, in plasma form I'm adept enough to control my attacks without even being fully aware of them. Hold on a second-

*eats RPG rocket, sustaining no damage*

*turns ice dragons into plasma-breathing ice dragons filled with more plasma*

Enjoy.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:I AM ANGRY

I CANT JOIN THE FIGHT BECAUSE I'M STUCK IN THIS STUPID F*****G ICE BLOCK.

I think the pyrotechnics already melted your ice prison a loooooong time ago.

*creates another ice-plasma dragon to attack Pyro*

Go ahead, knock yourself out.

YAAAAAAAAAARGH

( TF2 Shotgun attack)

( Also, 200 pages WOOHOO!)

Endless Sea wrote:

Inukai44 wrote:*Dodges Ice and Pulls out RPG and fires it at endless*

Hm? Ah, yes, the ice dragons. Almost forgot about those. Funny, in plasma form I'm adept enough to control my attacks without even being fully aware of them. Hold on a second-

*eats RPG rocket, sustaining no damage*

*turns ice dragons into plasma-breathing ice dragons filled with more plasma*

Enjoy.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:I AM ANGRY

I CANT JOIN THE FIGHT BECAUSE I'M STUCK IN THIS STUPID F*****G ICE BLOCK.

I think the pyrotechnics already melted your ice prison a loooooong time ago.

*creates another ice-plasma dragon to attack Pyro*

Go ahead, knock yourself out.

Excuse me good sir I need a bit of plasma so I can build a portal to get the puppies out of here and into somewhere safe