The Coffee Room

[The Finch]

*Drinks*

*Falls to the floor, starts convulsing rapidly. Steam is coming from ears and foam from the mouth*

*Suddenly sits bolt upright*

OH GOD THE HORROR THE ABSOLUTE HORROR

*Crawls into the corner and curls into a fetal position mumbling to himself and crying softly*

I TOLD YOU BRO, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MAGICAL DRINK

[Victin]

*Drinks*

*Falls to the floor, starts convulsing rapidly. Steam is coming from ears and foam from the mouth*

*Suddenly sits bolt upright*

OH GOD THE HORROR THE ABSOLUTE HORROR

*Crawls into the corner and curls into a fetal position mumbling to himself and crying softly*

I TOLD YOU BRO, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MAGICAL DRINK

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[NeverSlender]

*Drinks*

*Falls to the floor, starts convulsing rapidly. Steam is coming from ears and foam from the mouth*

*Suddenly sits bolt upright*

OH GOD THE HORROR THE ABSOLUTE HORROR

*Crawls into the corner and curls into a fetal position mumbling to himself and crying softly*

I TOLD YOU BRO, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MAGICAL DRINK

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

WHOAREYOUPEOPLEANDWHATDOYOUWANTTODOTOMEWITHYOURTENTACLES

[The Finch]

Well, somepony should've made sure that this wouldn't of happened...

(Looks at Lordxana)

[Scarab]

You are trying to drink a Green colored drink that could magically cause memory revival while a Wicked Witch is out and a Wall is falling. You have no idea what is in said concoction, as it can be anything from Green Tea to Monster Blood. You have no idea what could happen to you if you consume said concoction, as the human body has different reactions to substances that are put in it. You also do not know if said concoction has been altered with ingredients like poison or disease. The substance can also be at the wrong temperature, causing sickness to whatever part it connects with.

Are you sure that you wish to continue with this choice?

Hey I'm one of her CONSIDERED APPLICANTS and I've already drank the stuff, it's too late to back down now, more please. *Holds out cup*

Well, somepony should've made sure that this wouldn't of happened...

*TACKLEGLOMPS YOU TO THE FLOOR*

[NeverSlender]

You are trying to drink a Green colored drink that could magically cause memory revival while a Wicked Witch is out and a Wall is falling. You have no idea what is in said concoction, as it can be anything from Green Tea to Monster Blood. You have no idea what could happen to you if you consume said concoction, as the human body has different reactions to substances that are put in it. You also do not know if said concoction has been altered with ingredients like poison or disease. The substance can also be at the wrong temperature, causing sickness to whatever part it connects with.

Are you sure that you wish to continue with this choice?

Hey I'm one of her CONSIDERED APPLICANTS and I've already drank the stuff, it's too late to back down now, more please. *Holds out cup*

Well, somepony should've made sure that this wouldn't of happened...

*TACKLEGLOMPS YOU TO THE FLOOR*

GIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTITH......

[The Finch]

You are trying to drink a Green colored drink that could magically cause memory revival while a Wicked Witch is out and a Wall is falling. You have no idea what is in said concoction, as it can be anything from Green Tea to Monster Blood. You have no idea what could happen to you if you consume said concoction, as the human body has different reactions to substances that are put in it. You also do not know if said concoction has been altered with ingredients like poison or disease. The substance can also be at the wrong temperature, causing sickness to whatever part it connects with.

Are you sure that you wish to continue with this choice?

Hey I'm one of her CONSIDERED APPLICANTS and I've already drank the stuff, it's too late to back down now, more please. *Holds out cup*

Well, somepony should've made sure that this wouldn't of happened...

*TACKLEGLOMPS YOU TO THE FLOOR*

OH GOD GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!

AND WHEN DID A COFFEE HOUSE GET SO VIOLENT?

[Scarab]

OH GOD GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF

I'M A SHE DARN IT! Appreciate the LOVE! XD

GIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTITH......

HELL. YES.

If I'm selected I am completely sending her some of this Shiz! (That was a pun!)

[NeverSlender]

You are trying to drink a Green colored drink that could magically cause memory revival while a Wicked Witch is out and a Wall is falling. You have no idea what is in said concoction, as it can be anything from Green Tea to Monster Blood. You have no idea what could happen to you if you consume said concoction, as the human body has different reactions to substances that are put in it. You also do not know if said concoction has been altered with ingredients like poison or disease. The substance can also be at the wrong temperature, causing sickness to whatever part it connects with.

Are you sure that you wish to continue with this choice?

Hey I'm one of her CONSIDERED APPLICANTS and I've already drank the stuff, it's too late to back down now, more please. *Holds out cup*

Well, somepony should've made sure that this wouldn't of happened...

*TACKLEGLOMPS YOU TO THE FLOOR*

OH GOD GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF!

AND WHEN DID A COFFEE HOUSE GET SO VIOLENT?

*Throws them off, stands in between, arms aloft*

YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!! SHALLLLL NOOOOT!!!! PAAAAAASSS!!!!!

[The Finch]

OH GOD GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF

I'M A SHE DARN IT! Appreciate the LOVE! XD

GIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTOTHEWITCHGIVEITTITH......

HELL. YES.

If I'm selected I am completely sending her some of this Shiz! (That was a pun!)

DARN. I can never get those genders right!

That would be a great idea to send to the Witch!

[Lordxana0]

*places out five cups of green* I call it the universe suckerpunch. By the way the less strong stuff is out *places a few cups of black coffee next to creamers that are listed from A to an alien language that drives people mad after looking at it* Orders up come and grab some of the good stuff.

[The Finch]

*places out five cups of green* I call it the universe suckerpunch. By the way the less strong stuff is out *places a few cups of black coffee next to creamers that are listed from A to an alien language that drives people mad after looking at it* Orders up come and grab some of the good stuff.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE WITH THAT?

[Lordxana0]

*places out five cups of green* I call it the universe suckerpunch. By the way the less strong stuff is out *places a few cups of black coffee next to creamers that are listed from A to an alien language that drives people mad after looking at it* Orders up come and grab some of the good stuff.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE WITH THAT?

I don't make people drink it, I just serve the coffee.

[NeverSlender]

*places out five cups of green* I call it the universe suckerpunch. By the way the less strong stuff is out *places a few cups of black coffee next to creamers that are listed from A to an alien language that drives people mad after looking at it* Orders up come and grab some of the good stuff.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE WITH THAT?

GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEICECREAMGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMENANDOSGIMME

[The Finch]

*places out five cups of green* I call it the universe suckerpunch. By the way the less strong stuff is out *places a few cups of black coffee next to creamers that are listed from A to an alien language that drives people mad after looking at it* Orders up come and grab some of the good stuff.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE WITH THAT?

I don't make people drink it, I just serve the coffee.

Where'd ya get it from, then?

[Scarab]

YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!! SHALLLLL NOOOOT!!!! PAAAAAASSS!!!!!

You would deny my affection towards my fellow guards of the Wall when I'm hyped up on the green stuff that I am totally and absolutely giving to every fictional character I should have the fortune to encounter in the flesh? D8

Can I at least wave at them and tell them how awesome they are?!

That would be a great idea to send to the Witch!

it is the BEST idea in the history of forever.

In fact, sod the witch - this is going to Don!

[NeverSlender]

YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!! SHALLLLL NOOOOT!!!! PAAAAAASSS!!!!!

You would deny my affection towards my fellow guards of the Wall when I'm hyped up on the green stuff that I am totally and absolutely giving to every fictional character I should have the fortune to encounter in the flesh? D8

Can I at least wave at them and tell them how awesome they are?!

That would be a great idea to send to the Witch!

it is the BEST idea in the history of forever.

In fact, sod the witch - this is going to Don!

You may wave, but not pass. And I think the Don's already had some, would explain a few things.

[Lordxana0]

[/quote]WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE WITH THAT?[/quote]

I don't make people drink it, I just serve the coffee.[/quote]

Where'd ya get it from, then?[/quote]

Well you see it is one part Cthulhu slime, one part pure awesome extracted from a hair of Chuck Norris back in the early days, and one part monster energy drink. Also I think there might be coffee in there somewhere.

[The Finch]

Figures. With an ingredient list like that, anyone can go mad...

[Scarab]

You may wave, but not pass. And I think the Don's already had some, would explain a few things.

...You know, it does! That would completely explain everything I mEan I never bought the iDea that his brain just shrivelled up from too much reading ihow can your rbain dry up from lack of sleep and too much reading? I read all the time and there's nothing wrong with me.

FINCH!! YOU! YOU. ARE. AWESOME! *WAVES*

[IslaKariese]

So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

[Lordxana0]

So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

*Walks over and puts it down in front of you* enjoy, if you need anything else just call out.

[NeverSlender]

So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

*Walks over and puts it down in front of you* enjoy, if you need anything else just call out.

Like an oxygen mask and a stretcher.

[The Finch]

So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

*Walks over and puts it down in front of you* enjoy, if you need anything else just call out.

>Inb4 Discord

[IslaKariese]

So... when will I get a mug of this stuff, huh?

*Walks over and puts it down in front of you* enjoy, if you need anything else just call out.

Great, thanks! *takes a sip. Her skin turns green and a thick fog of smoke pours from her ears* Yessssssssssssss...