The Coffee Room

[Victin]

What the- DEAD‽ *checks ammo* Drat! <to mallet> Genndice! Re-obtain Owl Launcher ammo from somewhere where baby owls are living. Also, reduce velocity by 37% *waits*

*living puppies activate their mini-parachutes and safely land close to Genndy, and Cuteness Field is set up*

ACTIVATE: CUTENESS FIELD ~ LEVEL ONE

*puppies drop mini-parachutes in the ground and start licking Genndy and his mallet, while some start chasing their own tails*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Nice try, Victin. However, I've got a Schnauzer at my house, and I've learned enough to treat dogs as humans. Owls are another matter altogether. *begins launching live baby owls, which begin to happily fly toward those in the Coffee Room*

[Victin]

:D Nice try, Victin. However, I've got a Schnauzer at my house, and I've learned enough to treat dogs as humans. Owls are another matter altogether. *begins launching live baby angels, which begin to happily fly toward those in the Coffee Room*

*living baby angels starts to fall over people in Coffee Room*

...Lucifer infestation? Really?

*demonic babies starts to attack everyone*

*[Victin] summons Giant Robot and Potato*

Let's do this!

*[Victin] starts a fallen angel baby slaughter*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Sorry, but the Hourai Elixir has become a part of my existence, and is therefore also unalterable.

Also, it seems I've started an arms race of sorts... Huh.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Sorry, but the Hourai Elixir has become a part of my existence, and is therefore also unalterable.

Also, it seems I've started an arms race of sorts... Huh.

I'll watch due to the fact I'm injured.

( Sits down with TF2 Shotgun for defense and just watches, drinking Fanta and eating his Popcorn.)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Sorry, but the Hourai Elixir has become a part of my existence, and is therefore also unalterable.

...he says, while being an INCREDIBLY ADORABLE PUPPY.

*glomps the mimsypuppy and begins speaking to it in babytalk*

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Sits down)

Oh, hello.

( Picks up adorable Collie puppy who looks suspiciously like Lassie and pets it.)

Good dog dog. Good dog.

[Endless Sea]

*unleashes raw, concentrated mindcrush on Qara*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*unleashes raw, concentrated mindcrush on Qara*

*neuralyzed mindcrush mid-path and replaces its memory with that of an adorable puppy*

*laughs as former mindcrush begins to frolic with the rest of the puppies*

*fires hallucination!lasers at Endless, making him hallucinate that EVERYONE IS A PUPPY*

Of course, it's not much of a hallucination at this point, since just about everyone IS a puppy...

[The Wild West Pyro]

*unleashes raw, concentrated mindcrush on Qara*

*neuralyzed mindcrush mid-path and replaces its memory with that of an adorable puppy*

*laughs as former mindcrush begins to frolic with the rest of the puppies*

*fires hallucination!lasers at Endless, making him hallucinate that EVERYONE IS A PUPPY*

Of course, it's not much of a hallucination at this point, since just about everyone IS a puppy...

( Pets collie puppy that looks suspiciously like Lassie)

Good doggy woggy..

[Guyshane]

*unleashes raw, concentrated mindcrush on Qara*

*neuralyzed mindcrush mid-path and replaces its memory with that of an adorable puppy*

*laughs as former mindcrush begins to frolic with the rest of the puppies*

*fires hallucination!lasers at Endless, making him hallucinate that EVERYONE IS A PUPPY*

Of course, it's not much of a hallucination at this point, since just about everyone IS a puppy...

I'm not I'm still a Nuclear Force Ghost x 2....You know what I need a new name for that. I'm a Nuclear Force Specter

[Endless Sea]

*unleashes raw, concentrated mindcrush on Qara*

*neuralyzed mindcrush mid-path and replaces its memory with that of an adorable puppy*

*laughs as former mindcrush begins to frolic with the rest of the puppies*

*fires hallucination!lasers at Endless, making him hallucinate that EVERYONE IS A PUPPY*

Of course, it's not much of a hallucination at this point, since just about everyone IS a puppy...

Mindcrushes are instantaneous, so you actually didn't neuralyze me- you just think you did. Soon enough, your mind will be incapable of even thinking that much.

*continues to mindcrush*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*unleashes raw, concentrated mindcrush on Qara*

*neuralyzed mindcrush mid-path and replaces its memory with that of an adorable puppy*

*laughs as former mindcrush begins to frolic with the rest of the puppies*

*fires hallucination!lasers at Endless, making him hallucinate that EVERYONE IS A PUPPY*

Of course, it's not much of a hallucination at this point, since just about everyone IS a puppy...

Mindcrushes are instantaneous, so you actually didn't neuralyze me- you just think you did. Soon enough, your mind will be incapable of even thinking that much.

*continues to mindcrush*

No, I didn't neuralyze YOU, I neuralyzed the mindcrush itself. It's adorable now.

WHOOO PUPPIES.

[Endless Sea]

No, I didn't neuralyze YOU, I neuralyzed the mindcrush itself. It's adorable now.

WHOOO PUPPIES.

You can't neuralyze a mindcrush. It's a telepathic attack.

*continues to mindcrush*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*unleashes raw, concentrated mindcrush on Qara*

*neuralyzed mindcrush mid-path and replaces its memory with that of an adorable puppy*

*laughs as former mindcrush begins to frolic with the rest of the puppies*

*fires hallucination!lasers at Endless, making him hallucinate that EVERYONE IS A PUPPY*

Of course, it's not much of a hallucination at this point, since just about everyone IS a puppy...

I am not a puppy.

[AMimsyBorogove]

No, I'm really not a puppy. You're just a lunatic.

Ehem. Allow me to make things clear.

RED TRUTH: A MIMSY BOROGOVE IS NOT, NEVER WAS, NOR EVER WILL BE A PUPPY OF ANY SORT. MOREOVER, IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO INTRODUCE THE CONCEPT OF "PUPPY" TO SAID BOROGOVE'S EXISTENCE DUE TO THE HOURAI ELIXIR, WHICH IS ALSO PART OF THE BOROGOVE'S EXISTENCE, AND THEREFORE ALSO CANNOT BE ALTERED. THEREFORE, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CAUSE A MIMSY BOROGOVE TO IN ANY WAY BECOME A PUPPY.

Understand?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

K. Got it. You're simply an Ordinary Meta-Mage.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*neuralyzes telepathy to make it do my bidding, and also be puppies*

*neuralyzes the red text:*

Ehem. Allow me to make things clear.

RED TRUTH: A MIMSY BOROGOVE IS, ALWAYS WAS, AND FOREVER WILL BE A PUPPY OF SOME SORT. MOREOVER, IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE THE CONCEPT OF "PUPPY" FROM SAID BOROGOVE'S EXISTENCE DUE TO THE HOURAI ELIXIR, WHICH IS ALSO PART OF THE BOROGOVE'S EXISTENCE, AND THEREFORE ALSO A PUPPY. THEREFORE, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CAUSE A MIMSY BOROGOVE TO IN ANY WAY CEASE BEING A PUPPY.

Understand?

*glomps Mimsypuppy*

[AMimsyBorogove]

See? Genndy gets it.

As for you..

GOLD TRUTH, ALSO KNOWN AS ABSOLUTE RULES WHICH, EVEN MORESO THAN THE HOURAI ELIXIR, CANNOT BE OVERWRITTEN OR ALTERED: THE RED TRUTH IS ALSO ALWAYS ABSOLUTE, AND CAN BE IN NO WAY ALTERED, WARPED, OR CHANGED TO REFLECT UNTRUE CONCLUSIONS, SUCH AS ME BEING A PUPPY.

[Endless Sea]

See? Genndy gets it.

As for you..

GOLD TRUTH, ALSO KNOWN AS ABSOLUTE RULES WHICH, EVEN MORESO THAN THE HOURAI ELIXIR, CANNOT BE OVERWRITTEN OR ALTERED: THE RED TRUTH IS ALSO ALWAYS ABSOLUTE, AND CAN BE IN NO WAY ALTERED, WARPED, OR CHANGED TO REFLECT UNTRUE CONCLUSIONS, SUCH AS ME BEING A PUPPY.

Dude, you're just begging for puppyfication at this point. Don't tempt her. The only way to win is not to play the game. Or end it before it begins.

BTW- telepathy cannot be neuralyzed. It is telepathy. There is nothing to neuralyze. *more mindcrushing*

[AMimsyBorogove]

But if I were to stop, I'd miss an opportunity to make moar references!

And That Would Be Terrible.

'Nuff said. Besides, it's already been established that all puppyfication beyond this point is just a delusion on her part, so I'm safe no matter what happens.

[Endless Sea]

But if I were to stop, I'd miss an opportunity to make moar references!

And That Would Be Terrible.

'Nuff said. Besides, it's already been established that all puppyfication beyond this point is just a delusion on her part, so I'm safe no matter what happens.

But she's so insufferable.

[AMimsyBorogove]

You're talking to someone who just smugly declared his own absolute victory and admitted to even fighting in the first place for teh lulz.

[Endless Sea]

You're talking to someone who just smugly declared his own absolute victory and admitted to even fighting in the first place for teh lulz.

Yeah, but fighting for teh lulz is something I can actually respect, since that's pretty much the only applicable reason for fighting in here besides revenge. Also, when something gets thrown your way that you don't like, you work with it and crush it on your own terms. Qara's just in denial. If she doesn't want to accept it, she acts like there's nothing she needs to accept in the first place. It's the same sort of reason why I go all "fuck this i'm out" whenever Guyshane goes ghostly.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Dude, it's already been established that my modified neuralyzer can neuralyze ANYTHING, including concepts such as telepathy. It can, and has, neuralyze CAUSALITY ITSELF.

...Of course, it's not my fault (yes it is) that there's still residual hallucinations floating around from the hallucination!lasers I keep shooting randomly into the air, so if someone wants to hallucinate that my weapons aren't working-- nothing I can do to stop you.

*snuggles Puppymimsy even more*

And Mimsy, you're TOTALLY a puppy now. (Yes, it's possible for you to hallucinate that you're not. Yes, it's also possible for me to hallucinate that you ARE. Nothing matters anymore, BECAUSE PUPPIES. Wait. Did I mean because hallucinations? *checks lasers* No, I'm sure it's puppies. It's always puppies.)