The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Training collie puppy to retrieve objects thrown down well.)

She's amazing! She even managed to retrieve the fire truck I dumped down there!

[Scarab]

( Training collie puppy to retrieve objects thrown down well.)

She's amazing! She even managed to retrieve the fire truck I dumped down there!

*gazes at the Collie puppy*

*Carefully places ice puppy down on the floor.*

Frostbite... FETCH.

*Dog vanishes into the untold wilds of the coffee room, comes back a few minutes later with a rope in her mouth. The rope is attached to what appears to be a nuclear assault bunker, dragged along the grond to this location* Gooood Frostbite! Who's a good doggie?

*Smirks at Pyro* Can your collie do THAT?

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Training collie puppy to retrieve objects thrown down well.)

She's amazing! She even managed to retrieve the fire truck I dumped down there!

*gazes at the Collie puppy*

*Carefully places ice puppy down on the floor.*

Frostbite... FETCH.

*Dog vanishes into the untold wilds of the coffee room, comes back a few minutes later with a rope in her mouth. The rope is attached to what appears to be a nuclear assault bunker, dragged along the grond to this location* Gooood Frostbite! Who's a good doggie?

*Smirks at Pyro* Can your collie do THAT?

Hang On...

( Holds Command Module model out to Lassie. Places rope in her mouth.)

Lassie... FETCH!!!

( She comes back with an entire galaxy, happily wagging her tail.)

Goooooood Lassie! YOU ARE THE BEST DOG EVER!

* Smirks at Scarab*

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[Scarab]

Hang On...
( Holds Command Module model out to Lassie. Places rope in her mouth.)
Lassie... FETCH!!!
( She comes back with an entire galaxy, happily wagging her tail.)
Goooooood Lassie! YOU ARE THE BEST DOG EVER!
* Smirks at Scarab*

*Scowls enviously at Pyro.* It's okay, Frostbite *I* still think you're the best ice puppy in the worl--

*Frostbite runs away*

...?

*Frostbite returns with something small, and spits it out into Scarab's hand*

I don't think this is a universe, Frostb... oh. Wait. Riiight, it's water activated. *Defrosts ice crystals onto the small orb. Watches it explode into a castle, like fifty feet high, all around them, with a universe located at the top, or something, and... she doens't even want to think about what's in that basement*

Duuude. Nice. GOOD PUPPY!

[eli_gone_crazy]

oh hai scarab.
what's up?

[Scarab]

oh hai scarab.
what's up?

*Looks around... looks up*

Eli what are you doing sitting on top of my brand new shiny unvierse castle? Come down before you hurt yourself!

[eli_gone_crazy]

oh hai scarab.
what's up?

*Looks around... looks up*

Eli what are you doing sitting on top of my brand new shiny unvierse castle? Come down before you hurt yourself!

I WAS conversing with this lovely piece of shiny stuff.

*jumps down*

killjoy.

[Scarab]

I WAS conversing with this lovely piece of shiny stuff.
*jumps down*
killjoy.

You'll thank me later. *Picks up Frostbite* Look, he found it for me! Isn't he a good ice doggy? I swear I can HEAR this plaece tlaking in my head. Do you ehar this place talking in your head? There is INTERESTING STUFF going on in the basements, I'm sure of it. Let's explore!

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Can I come?

[AMimsyBorogove]

It's also already been established that the Hourai Elixir makes me immune to concept introductions. Your concept-neuralyzer works by introducing concepts to things. Therefore, it cannot work on me. ^^ Also, I've had the Elixir since, like... page 30. You only just got your neuralyzer. My powers have precedent, yours do not. Therefore, my absolution level is higher than yours. Therefore, I win.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Your concept-neuralyzer works by introducing concepts to things.

No, it works by CHANGING existing concepts.

Also, I've had the Elixir since, like... page 30. You only just got your neuralyzer. My powers have precedent, yours do not.[/quote[
HOWEVER, I used my neuralyzer on CAUSALITY ITSELF to retcon its existence, and its existence in my possession, to have always been thus; therefore, my powers take precedence.

Therefore, I am a puppy.

*cuddles Mimsypuppy*

[Scarab]

Can I come?

Sure, just make sure you've got diamond gear, this place has been miencraft themed lately...

[AMimsyBorogove]

You still can't alter the concepts of my existence, Qara. That's how the Hourai Elixir works. My argument still stands.

Oh, and did I mention the Elixir works retroactively as well as proactively? In effect, I have ALWAYS been under the effects of the Hourai Elixir now that I have consumed it, even before I began to exist. Therefore, my powers still have precedence as well.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Can I come?

Sure, just make sure you've got diamond gear, this place has been minecraft themed lately...

I don't have diamond, but I've got the next best thing. Sorry in advance. *mallet vanishes, being replaced by a suit of Powered Armor*

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Cabal Mode initiated. Let's do this.

[Victin]

Can I come?

Sure, just make sure you've got diamond gear, this place has been minecraft themed lately...

I don't have diamond, but I've got the next best thing. Sorry in advance. *mallet vanishes, being replaced by a suit of Powered Armor*

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Cabal Mode initiated. Let's do this.

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/ban.user=[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

USER GENNDY ODA C.O.G. HAS BEEN BANNED DUE TO HAVE ACTIVATED CABAL MODE

HAVE A NICE DAY :D :D :D

[Sicon112]

Qara, you really need to give up. Hourai Elixir is unbeatable in this case.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

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/ban.user=[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

USER GENNDY ODA C.O.G. HAS BEEN BANNED DUE TO HAVING ACTIVATED CABAL MODE

HAVE A NICE DAY :D :D :D

*armor faceplate furls* You do realize it just means I don't have my mallet, right?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Qara, you really need to give up. Hourai Elixir is unbeatable in this case.

*is tempted to puppyfy Sicon*

*will probably not like the results*

*shoots self with hallucination!lasers to HALLUCINATE that Sicon is a puppy*

*attempts to cuddle Siconpuppy*

[Guyshane]

*nukes Qara*

[Victin]

*nukes Qara*

Shane, wanna a radioactive puppy?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

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Fine. Tech Mode initiated. Still waiting for subterranean exploration.

[Victin]

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Fine. Tech Mode initiated. Still waiting for subterranean exploration.

I'm the hacker here, Genndy.

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/pardon.user=[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]
/banish.ability=[Cabal Mode]

YOUR CODES HAVE BEEN SUCESSFULLY RAN
STOP DOING THAT, YOUR HACKER
>:(    >:(    >:(

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

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Thanks, Victin. And to be fair, I'm simply trying to find a machine-esque text style while I'm in this armor. This was the closest thing I could get. If you've got a better suggestion, let me know.

[Victin]

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Thanks, Victin. And to be fair, I'm simply trying to find a machine-esque text style while I'm in this armor. This was the closest thing I could get. If you've got a better suggestion, let me know.

Don't use code. It is restricted to 'coding' in the Coffee Room. I'm too lazy and distracted to use a better wording.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Very well then. I'll simply mimic it.