The Coffee Room

[Victin]

Very well then. I'll simply mimic it.

Much better. BTW, what happened to the fallen angels you threw at us?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I meant to throw owls. I wasn't thinking. I'm pretty sure they flew back to wherever they came from.

[Sicon112]

Qara, you really need to give up. Hourai Elixir is unbeatable in this case.

*is tempted to puppyfy Sicon*

*will probably not like the results*

*shoots self with hallucination!lasers to HALLUCINATE that Sicon is a puppy*

*attempts to cuddle Siconpuppy*

Well, I'm not there so you are cuddling thin air. And as you may or may not remember, that thing won't work on me as long as I'm over here in my doom fortress dimension. I'm just sitting here watching all of you hallucinate.

[Victin]

Qara, you really need to give up. Hourai Elixir is unbeatable in this case.

*is tempted to puppyfy Sicon*

*will probably not like the results*

*shoots self with hallucination!lasers to HALLUCINATE that Sicon is a puppy*

*attempts to cuddle Siconpuppy*

Well, I'm not there so you are cuddling thin air. And as you may or may not remember, that thing won't work on me as long as I'm over here in my doom fortress dimension. I'm just sitting here watching all of you hallucinate.

Sicon is watching us.

*waves*

Hi Sicon. What's up? How's family going? Well, I hope.

[Endless Sea]

Qara, you really need to give up. Hourai Elixir is unbeatable in this case.

*is tempted to puppyfy Sicon*

*will probably not like the results*

*shoots self with hallucination!lasers to HALLUCINATE that Sicon is a puppy*

*attempts to cuddle Siconpuppy*

Well, I'm not there so you are cuddling thin air. And as you may or may not remember, that thing won't work on me as long as I'm over here in my doom fortress dimension. I'm just sitting here watching all of you hallucinate.

Oh hey Sicon. You wanna join the team with our exploration of Scarab's castle-based miniverse? I hear my author's gonna write us up a few world cocoons.

[Sicon112]

Oh hey Sicon. You wanna join the team with our exploration of Scarab's castle-based miniverse? I hear my author's gonna write us up a few world cocoons.

With elephants. Sounds fun. If I'm around at the time I might drop by.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( KABOOM)

( Runs out)

Sorry guys, have to fight this...giant Chimaera. If you want to help me, feel free to come out.

Now..

( grabs TF2 Shotgun and runs out yelling.)

[Victin]

( KABOOM)

( Runs out)

Sorry guys, have to fight this...giant Chimaera. If you want to help me, feel free to come out.

Now..

( grabs TF2 Shotgun and runs out yelling.)

*waves at Giant Chimaera*

Hi!

*Giant Chimaera growls at me*

... *picks up Ahab's Crosshairs and shoots Chimaera, injuting its left front leg*

Now, I need a better position *runs to Scarab's castle*

Nice place, Milady of Ice

[Endless Sea]

( KABOOM)

( Runs out)

Sorry guys, have to fight this...giant Chimaera. If you want to help me, feel free to come out.

Now..

( grabs TF2 Shotgun and runs out yelling.)

Out? Out where?

...Eh, screw it.

*chimera dies of a bad case of SHOT THROUGH THE HEART*

[Scarab]

Now, I need a better position *runs to Scarab's castle*

Nice place, Milady of Ice

Why thank you, if it's projectile weapons you're looking for, I have a great many of them upstairs, just make a left at the suspended universe podium and...

Why are there chimeras in the coffee room?

Was that a stupid question. Yeah it probably was *goes to prepare the trebuchet.*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*nukes Qara*

*As the nukes approach Qara's field of strange laser-ness, they transform into radioactive!lasers totally under her control*

*shoots self with more hallucination!lasers*

Ooh, look, radioactive puppies!

*cuddles radioactive puppies*

[Endless Sea]

Now, I need a better position *runs to Scarab's castle*

Nice place, Milady of Ice

Why thank you, if it's projectile weapons you're looking for, I have a great many of them upstairs, just make a left at the suspended universe podium and...

Why are there chimeras in the coffee room?

Was that a stupid question. Yeah it probably was *goes to prepare the trebuchet.*

...so we're gonna be trebuchet-ing chimera corpses? EXCELLENT

[Inukai44]

I'm up for some chimera killing

[Sicon112]

Hello everyone, I'm running a survey.... FOR SCIENCE! How many Cuils is the Coffee Room? Answer honestly. Exaggeration shall be severely punished.

[Blurred_9L]

I'm pretty sure we're around 5...

*Goes back to Qara's hallucinations world thingie*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Probably 3 or 4. After 5, it all starts to make sense, and I'm pretty sure the Coffee Room doesn't make that much sense.

*neuralyzes the Cuil video into being a Cuil PUPPY*

*glomps puppy*

...That's better.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh. That was unexpected.

The Chimaera bought it's entire family of 100000000000.

Scarab, milady, you may want to light the flaming arrows.

[Inukai44]

Hold On *go's into another room and brings out an anti tank rifle* I'm ready

[Endless Sea]

Hello everyone, I'm running a survey.... FOR SCIENCE! How many Cuils is the Coffee Room? Answer honestly. Exaggeration shall be severely punished.

One. Maybe. Maybe just a point-five.

[Sicon112]

It started as a zero, but by page two it became at least a two, and then rose to a three. I think the highpoint was a three point five or so when Mimsy first showed up. Since then it has lowered back down nearer to one as everyone got used to things in here.

[Endless Sea]

It started as a zero, but by page two it became at least a two, and then rose to a three. I think the highpoint was a three point five or so when Mimsy first showed up. Since then it has lowered back down nearer to one as everyone got used to things in here.

Makes sense, I guess.

[Scarab]

It started as a zero, but by page two it became at least a two, and then rose to a three. I think the highpoint was a three point five or so when Mimsy first showed up. Since then it has lowered back down nearer to one as everyone got used to things in here.

I dunno about the Coffee room (yeah I too think that's only about a three or so, most of what happens makes at least SOME degree of sense). But 5 Cuils appears to be the level at which pretty much all my dreams take place...

[Victin]

*nukes Qara*

*As the nukes approach Qara's field of strange laser-ness, they transform into radioactive!lasers totally under her control*

*shoots self with more hallucination!lasers*

Ooh, look, radioactive puppies!

*cuddles radioactive puppies*

Uh... You mean, the real ones or the fake ones?

Hello everyone, I'm running a survey.... FOR SCIENCE! How many Cuils is the Coffee Room? Answer honestly. Exaggeration shall be severely punished.

At least 6, I believe... Umh... I... Don't... Understand...

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I believe that the Coffee Room is approximately 1.69 Cuils away from reality. However, it fluctuates based on who exists in it at the moment. Also, would anyone care for a hamburger?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Also, would anyone care for a hamburger?

*shoots Genndy*

*rubs hands together*

There's that taken care of.

*sneaks over to hamburgers*

HEY LOOK EVERYONE LASER!HAMBUGER-PUPPIES!
...dammit.