The Coffee Room

[Victin]

Also, would anyone care for a hamburger?

*shoots Genndy*

*rubs hands together*

There's that taken care of.

*sneaks over to hamburgers*

HEY LOOK EVERYONE LASER!HAMBUGER-PUPPIES!
...dammit.

YOU EAT DOGS? YOU'RE A MONSTER!

[Endless Sea]

...I wanna burger...

[The Wild West Pyro]

...I wanna burger...

Edam Cheese in mine, please.

[Endless Sea]

*snore* *snore*

(is currently sleeping on top of Scarab's castle's tallest tower, right beneath the mini-verse)

[Scarab]

*snore* *snore*

(is currently sleeping on top of Scarab's castle's tallest tower, right beneath the mini-verse)

*Is charging up the ice wand on the ground floor... is SURE she can hear snoring coming from somewhere. Follows path to the top of the tower. Finds Endless*

My tower is not a bed.

*Gives him blanket anyway. Tiptoes away*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*snore* *snore*

(is currently sleeping on top of Scarab's castle's tallest tower, right beneath the mini-verse)

*Is charging up the ice wand on the ground floor... is SURE she can hear snoring coming from somewhere. Follows path to the top of the tower. Finds Endless*

My tower is not a bed.

*Gives him blanket anyway. Tiptoes away*

( Taps her on the shoulder. She spins around and points her fully charged wand at him.)

WHOA WHOA WHOA, Milady.

Anyway, Quixote has returned. And he's locked out Mr. A, who's screaming and banging on the toilet door for Quixote to go back to La Mancha behind the wall.

He seems to be admiring you. He seems to be...serenading you?

[Scarab]

( Taps her on the shoulder. She spins around and points her fully charged wand at him.)

WHOA WHOA WHOA, Milady.

Anyway, Quixote has returned. And he's locked out Mr. A, who's screaming and banging on the toilet door for Quixote to go back to La Mancha behind the wall.

He seems to be admiring you. He seems to be...serenading you?

...Pyro, sweetie, you really have to stop drinking the green stuff. It's doing very strange things to your head.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Taps her on the shoulder. She spins around and points her fully charged wand at him.)

WHOA WHOA WHOA, Milady.

Anyway, Quixote has returned. And he's locked out Mr. A, who's screaming and banging on the toilet door for Quixote to go back to La Mancha behind the wall.

He seems to be admiring you. He seems to be...serenading you?

...Pyro, sweetie, you really have to stop drinking the green stuff. It's doing very strange things to oyur head.

WHY AM I HALLUCINATING?

( Dumps out the drink.)

OK, WHO PUT LSD, MARIJUANA AND COCAINE IN MY DRINK?

[Scarab]

WHY AM I HALLUCINATING?

( Dumps out the drink.)

OK, WHO PUT LSD, MARIJUANA AND COCAINE IN MY DRINK?

Yeeeah if, somebody put all THAT in your drink at the same time, Pyro, you wouldn't be hallucinating, you'd be unconscious on the floor and probably going into a drug related coma from which you might never awaken. or maybe suffering a heart attack.

*Takes his arm* Come on now, let's go get some hot chocolate into you, or something. I promise I cleared out the silverfish.

[JRPictures]

Well I'm just drinking Blue Stuff (C) and Green Stuff (TM) in one drink so eh...?

[The Wild West Pyro]

WHY AM I HALLUCINATING?

( Dumps out the drink.)

OK, WHO PUT LSD, MARIJUANA AND COCAINE IN MY DRINK?

Yeeeah if, somebody put all THAT in your drink at the same time, Pyro, you wouldn't be hallucinating, you'd be unconscious on the floor and probably going into a drug related coma from which you might never awaken. or maybe suffering a heart attack.

*Takes his arm* Come on now, let's go get some hot chocolate into you, or something. I promise I cleared out the silverfish.

( Slams to the floor. Heart stops.)

[Scarab]

( Slams to the floor. Heart stops.)

...*Sigh*

Well, now you've done it. You'll have to wait there until Xana resets reality again to come back to life, and I'M going to drink all the hot chocolate.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Slams to the floor. Heart stops.)

...*Sigh*

Well, now you've done it. You'll have to wait there until Xana resets reality again to come back to life, and I'M going to drink all the hot chocolate.

( They put his body outside, and bury him with his copy of Usborne Classics Retold: Don Quixote, and his TF2 Shotgun, silenced 1911 A1 and Half Life Crowbar. Then lightning strikes him.)

( Yawns)

I think I got revived.

[Scarab]

( Yawns)

I think I got revived.

...You sure ? I wouldn't want to interrupt a lovely bit of pathos

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Yawns)

I think I got revived.

...You sure ? I wouldn't want to interrupt a lovely bit of pathos

( Spits a small bit of soil out, then nods.)

Have the Hot Chocolate if you want....

( Pours himself a cup of cold chocolate Ovaltine)

...I'll drink this.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Are you sure? Versailles' Ultimate Hot Chocolate© is available with added dark chocolate for a limited time!

[The Wild West Pyro]

Are you sure? Versailles' Ultimate Hot Chocolate© is available with added dark chocolate for a limited time!

( Heats up his chocolate Ovaltine a bit.)

I like chocolate flavoured Ovaltine, but-

( DUMPS IN VERSAILLES MARSHMALLOWS)

It's not going to go down without those!

[eli_gone_crazy]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm lost

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Too many hallucination!lasers, everyone? I'll turn them off for a bit.
After all, who needs hallucinations when I can just shoot radioactive!puppylasers at everyone?

[Victin]

I had this idea some time ago. I don't know if it would work, but, to hell with it.

Qara, if you get time!lazers, you can time-travel to the moment Mimsy is drinking th Hourai Elixir and PERMANENTLY turn him into a puppy. Anyways, back to my work, training with my puppies and kittens, making machines, powering up my powers...

*goes back to secret training room I built under Scarab's castle*

[Pixelmage]

*yawn*
*look around*
"It's been so long since I did anything in here... Meh, not enough motivation."
*disappear*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Qara, if you get time!lazers, you can time-travel to the moment Mimsy is drinking th Hourai Elixir and PERMANENTLY turn him into a puppy.

No, because the Hourai Elixir extends backwards in time, meaning that by the time he drinks it, it is already as if he had. Fortunately, it is now puppies.

[Victin]

Qara, if you get time!lazers, you can time-travel to the moment Mimsy is drinking th Hourai Elixir and PERMANENTLY turn him into a puppy.

No, because the Hourai Elixir extends backwards in time, meaning that by the time he drinks it, it is already as if he had. Fortunately, it is now puppies.

What about puppy-ying the Elixir itself?

[Endless Sea]

*snore* *snore*

(is currently sleeping on top of Scarab's castle's tallest tower, right beneath the mini-verse)

*Is charging up the ice wand on the ground floor... is SURE she can hear snoring coming from somewhere. Follows path to the top of the tower. Finds Endless*

:| My tower is not a bed.

*Gives him blanket anyway. Tiptoes away*

:D *snoring quiets down*

Thankee, Scarab.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Wow. Look how far we've come. Things are making sense here relatively. <sniff> I'm so proud!