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Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:41 pmby Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Wow. Look how far we've come. Things are making sense here relatively. <sniff> I'm so proud!
*insanely loud explosion sound hoars throught the universe, and suddenly everything turns upside-down*
*gets inside the castle's main hall*
Sorry, I made a miscalculation. Please carry on.
*goes back to secret experiment room*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:58 pmby Endless Sea
*falls upwards into pocket universe; wakes up*
whawhahuhohgodVICTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
*bloop*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:34 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I jinxed it, didn't I?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:47 pmby Pixelmage
You didn't, what happened as merely a plot to make you think that you were making progress.
Default coffee room behavior has already resumed.
P.S.: The floor beneath you is crumbling as you read this, you should move. But don't go toward the red sign saying "EXIT", Sicon set it up some time ago.
[Sicon is sick, someone has to man the utterly broken gambiter munchkin position.]
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:49 pmby Endless Sea
Pixelmage wrote:You didn't, what happened as merely a plot to make you think that you were making progress.
Default coffee room behavior has already resumed.
P.S.: The floor beneath you is crumbling as you read this, you should move. But don't go toward the red sign saying "EXIT", Sicon set it up some time ago.
[Sicon is sick, someone has to man the utterly broken gambiter munchkin position.] :twisted:
*tries to say something along the lines of "YOU SON OF A BITCH", but cannot, as the pocket universe does not operate on the same plane of reality as the coffee room*
*...wait, how did I hear you, then?*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:50 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
*fires grappling hook from mallet and swings into Versailles* Thanks for the advice, Pixelmage.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:57 pmby Victin
Endless Sea wrote:Pixelmage wrote:You didn't, what happened as merely a plot to make you think that you were making progress.
Default coffee room behavior has already resumed.
P.S.: The floor beneath you is crumbling as you read this, you should move. But don't go toward the red sign saying "EXIT", Sicon set it up some time ago.
[Sicon is sick, someone has to man the utterly broken gambiter munchkin position.]
*tries to say something along the lines of "YOU SON OF A BITCH", but cannot, as the pocket universe does not operate on the same plane of reality as the coffee room*
*...wait, how did I hear you, then?*
*puts hand in pocket*
*finds an universe inside it*
*takes note of another experiment going wrong*
*notices every pocket, hole or whatever in my clothes is a portal to another universe, althought all take you to the same universe*
*takes more notes*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:13 pmby Qara-Xuan Zenith
Munchkins? WELL I AM NOW A GILLIKIN.
*paints everyone and everything in the Coffee Room purple with permalasers*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:15 pmby Victin
Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Munchkins? WELL I AM NOW A GILLIKIN.
*paints everyone and everything in the Coffee Room purple with permalasers*
*clothes absorb the permalasers*
Whoa... I thank past Me for wearing a robe, coat, lab suit and swimming equipment.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 5:16 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
And... what exactly are permalasers?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:36 pmby The Wild West Pyro
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:And... what exactly are permalasers?
Something to do with hair.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:54 amby AMimsyBorogove
In relation to the last page: The existence of the Hourai Elixir has become my own existence, even retroactively. Puppy-ness cannot be introduced to it. Therefore, I also cannot be puppy-fied, even by that circuitous method.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:09 amby Endless Sea
AMimsyBorogove wrote:In relation to the last page: The existence of the Hourai Elixir has become my own existence, even retroactively. Puppy-ness cannot be introduced to it. Therefore, I also cannot be puppy-fied, even by that circuitous method.
(You seem to think she's going to give up. You are so very, very wrong.)
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:57 amby The Wild West Pyro
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
( The whole room explodes. TWWP flies into the room with TF2 Shotgun in his hands.)
( He tries to speak through a mouthful of blood)
God...it's terrifying out there.
One million war dragons outside, on the rampage!!!
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:14 amby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
<sigh> *summons mallet* Let's do this. COFFEE ROOM COMBO BLAST! *mallet converts into a Gatling gun and begins firing knives, ice, nuclear ninja stars, and small Victins at the war dragons*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:51 amby The Wild West Pyro
( Coughs up blood.)
You do not want to see my wound guys. Rip open my Nomex suit to see.
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:19 pmby Victin
AMimsyBorogove wrote:In relation to the last page: The existence of the Hourai Elixir has become my own existence, even retroactively. Puppy-ness cannot be introduced to it. Therefore, I also cannot be puppy-fied, even by that circuitous method.
But can't she use the puppy!lazer
on the Elixir itself?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:05 pmby Scarab
*Walks into the coffee room, immediately presses the reset button and watches a degree of normalcy reinstate itself in the room*
*Gazes around in confusion. Everything that has been created in the time the coffee room existed, every doom fortress, ever beast, ever crazy structure... all of it is gone. The coffee room is back to the way it looked at te beginning, however that was for each individual person. It's like it's gone back to the beginning, the way things were just three short monnths ago. On the wall, a caldner that looks suspiciously like Tara's is hanging. The 21st is circled.*
Wow...
Seems a lot longer, really...
*Sits down in a chair and grabs a coffee, enjoying the first peace the coffee room has experienced since the beginning*
:')
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:13 pmby Victin
Scarab wrote:*Walks into the coffee room, immediately presses the reset button and watches a degree of normalcy reinstate itself in the room*
*Gazes around in confusion. Everything that has been created in the time the coffee room existed, every doom fortress, ever beast, ever crazy structure... all of it is gone. The coffee room is back to the way it looked at te beginning, however that was for each individual person. It's like it's gone back to the beginning, the way things were just three short monnths ago. On the wall, a caldner that looks suspiciously like Tara's is hanging. The 21st is circled.*
Wow...
Seems a lot longer, really...
*Sits down in a chair and grabs a coffee, enjoying the first peace the coffee room has experienced since the beginning*
:')
*walks out of secret basement*
What happened? I heard dragons and-Wait a minute? Where is Scarab? And the castle?
*picks up my reality warping PDA*
Oh my God... Scarab ascended to a higher plan of existence!
WE'LL MISS YOU SCARAB! ;(
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:43 pmby Scarab
Victin wrote:*walks out of secret basement*
What happened? I heard dragons and-Wait a minute? Where is Scarab? And the castle?
*picks up my reality warping PDA*
Oh my God... Scarab ascended to a higher plan of existence!
WE'LL MISS YOU SCARAB! ;(
...Victin? Just... just sit down and have a coffee with me today, okay?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:50 pmby Victin
Scarab wrote:Victin wrote:*walks out of secret basement*
What happened? I heard dragons and-Wait a minute? Where is Scarab? And the castle?
*picks up my reality warping PDA*
Oh my God... Scarab ascended to a higher plan of existence!
WE'LL MISS YOU SCARAB! ;(
...Victin? Just... just sit down and have a coffee with me today, okay?
... *sight* Fine.
*ascends to a higher plane of existence*
Hey Scarab, how are you?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:51 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
I hope you don't mid if I join this somber moment as well. *sits down, cocoa in hand*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:53 pmby Victin
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I hope you don't mid if I join this somber moment as well. *sits down, cocoa in hand*
Oh, hello Genndy, I didn't see you getting here. Could you spare me some cocoa?
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:57 pmby Genndy Oda C.O.G.
Sure. *passes Victin a cup of cocoa*
Re: The Coffee Room
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Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:59 pmby Scarab
Victin wrote:... *sight* Fine.
*ascends to a higher plane of existence*
Hey Scarab, how are you?
Nice ascent
*Hands you cocoa* And better, now, thanks
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:I hope you don't mid if I join this somber moment as well. *sits down, cocoa in hand*
We have marshmallows over there.
Nearly over, I guess. See, this is what the coffee room looked like at the start, back when Xana first created it.