The Coffee Room

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:36 pm

AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh, clever. Except I've still consumed the Hourai Elixir, which has already prevented new concepts from being introduced to my existence, even including ones that work on the same principle. So basically, it doesn't matter what I do, I still won't get puppyfied. Still, you should be happy. Looks like everyone else in the area wasn't as lucky.

I'm fine. A rabbit, even a cartoon one, has enough inherent cuteness to evade puppification. Therefore, I am safe as long as I remain in my base form.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:41 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
AMimsyBorogove wrote:Ooh, clever. Except I've still consumed the Hourai Elixir, which has already prevented new concepts from being introduced to my existence, even including ones that work on the same principle. So basically, it doesn't matter what I do, I still won't get puppyfied. Still, you should be happy. Looks like everyone else in the area wasn't as lucky.

I'm fine. A rabbit, even a cartoon one, has enough inherent cuteness to evade puppification. Therefore, I am safe as long as I remain in my base form.

*pokes Genndy's eye with toes*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:46 pm

To be fair, Victin, if your original form is that of your original icon (which you still ought to change back to), you could have avoided all of this with ease. I simply assume that most people's icons are how they choose to represent themselves in this place, with the exception of those who use landscapes. I just infer based on treatment and actions for those folks.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:49 pm

Sicon112 wrote:It's a very good thing I wasn't here for that. Don't you remember?

Sicon112 wrote:
I think I'll just leave you to it....

Muhahahahaha


Haven't you caused enough chaos today? :lol:

Um... I mean... woof! *Licks Sicon's face*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:24 pm

qara, *explodes* *respawns* all *explodes* *respawns* this *explodes* *respawns* means *explodes* *respawns* is *explodes* *respawns*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:32 pm

*messes with the puppy elixir, looking up distractedly every few seconds as Eli explodes*

Ah...

*triumphantly holds up a syringe labelled HYPOALLERGENIC ESSENCE OF PUPPY*

Now hold still...

Fix'd.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:34 pm

But... but the kittens? The foxies? *KitFace*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Thu Dec 20, 2012 6:35 pm

She's gone insane, ma'am. There's no stopping her.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:54 pm

Scarab wrote:*Walks into the coffee room, immediately presses the reset button and watches a degree of normalcy reinstate itself in the room*

*Gazes around in confusion. Everything that has been created in the time the coffee room existed, every doom fortress, ever beast, ever crazy structure... all of it is gone. The coffee room is back to the way it looked at te beginning, however that was for each individual person. It's like it's gone back to the beginning, the way things were just three short monnths ago. On the wall, a caldner that looks suspiciously like Tara's is hanging. The 21st is circled.*


Wow...

Seems a lot longer, really...


*Sits down in a chair and grabs a coffee, enjoying the first peace the coffee room has experienced since the beginning*

:')


( Presses Reset Button too.)

Ahhh....just how I remember it. A large cosy log cabin, with the rifles on walls, calender, entertainment system, and comfy chairs. And the Coffee Machine and food.

( Pops down next to Scarab)

Hello.
FIRE!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:58 pm

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Walks into the coffee room, immediately presses the reset button and watches a degree of normalcy reinstate itself in the room*

*Gazes around in confusion. Everything that has been created in the time the coffee room existed, every doom fortress, ever beast, ever crazy structure... all of it is gone. The coffee room is back to the way it looked at te beginning, however that was for each individual person. It's like it's gone back to the beginning, the way things were just three short monnths ago. On the wall, a caldner that looks suspiciously like Tara's is hanging. The 21st is circled.*


Wow...

Seems a lot longer, really...


*Sits down in a chair and grabs a coffee, enjoying the first peace the coffee room has experienced since the beginning*

:')


( Presses Reset Button too.)

Ahhh....just how I remember it. A large cosy log cabin, with the rifles on walls, calender, entertainment system, and comfy chairs. And the Coffee Machine and food.

( Pops down next to Scarab)

Hello.

You are really late to the party, Pyro. Qara's gone insane and started turning people into puppies.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:04 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Scarab wrote:*Walks into the coffee room, immediately presses the reset button and watches a degree of normalcy reinstate itself in the room*

*Gazes around in confusion. Everything that has been created in the time the coffee room existed, every doom fortress, ever beast, ever crazy structure... all of it is gone. The coffee room is back to the way it looked at te beginning, however that was for each individual person. It's like it's gone back to the beginning, the way things were just three short monnths ago. On the wall, a caldner that looks suspiciously like Tara's is hanging. The 21st is circled.*


Wow...

Seems a lot longer, really...


*Sits down in a chair and grabs a coffee, enjoying the first peace the coffee room has experienced since the beginning*

:')


( Presses Reset Button too.)

Ahhh....just how I remember it. A large cosy log cabin, with the rifles on walls, calender, entertainment system, and comfy chairs. And the Coffee Machine and food.

( Pops down next to Scarab)

Hello.

You are really late to the party, Pyro. Qara's gone insane and started turning people into puppies.


SHIT.
FIRE!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:59 pm

*dozes off in a lawn chair, a half-empty cup of green stuff next to me*

*all is calm*
So, apparently I'm the sanest madman this side of the international date line. Seems legit.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:03 pm

ZZZZZZZZZ
FIRE!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby BlackWolfe on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:54 pm

Standing at about 6'3", weighing just over 200 lbs, BlackWolfe Coyoten is a tall, relatively skinny fellow. He also happens, in places such as these, to be an anthropomorphic wolf/coyote hybrid in jeans, a black turtleneck, and a trenchcoat. None of that is nearly as relevant, however, as his utter confusion at the state of what he had been assured was merely a room wherein he could obtain a caffeinated beverage. A coffee room, as it were.

"The... hell?"

This is even weirder than the break room at The Outpost, the voice in his head comments.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:01 pm

BlackWolfe wrote:Standing at about 6'3", weighing just over 200 lbs, BlackWolfe Coyoten is a tall, relatively skinny fellow. He also happens, in places such as these, to be an anthropomorphic wolf/coyote hybrid in jeans, a black turtleneck, and a trenchcoat. None of that is nearly as relevant, however, as his utter confusion at the state of what he had been assured was merely a room wherein he could obtain a caffeinated beverage. A coffee room, as it were.

"The... hell?"

This is even weirder than the break room at The Outpost, the voice in his head comments.

OOC: Bring on the insanity, y'all. I can take it.


OOC: Well, we aren't really shaking things up that much at the moment. I'd apologize if that was actually a bad thing, but, well, it's not. :P C'mon, pull up a chair! Grab some Green Stuff! (You might want to check the first few pages for what Green Stuff does, though- for humans, at least, it isn't exactly pleasant.)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:02 pm

BlackWolfe wrote:OOC: Bring on the insanity, y'all. I can take it.

Oh silly one... We'll have fun. :twisted:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby BlackWolfe on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:32 pm

Endless Sea wrote:OOC: Well, we aren't really shaking things up that much at the moment. I'd apologize if that was actually a bad thing, but, well, it's not. :P C'mon, pull up a chair! Grab some Green Stuff! (You might want to check the first few pages for what Green Stuff does, though- for humans, at least, it isn't exactly pleasant.)


OOC: Yeah, I kind of somehow overlooked the reset button being pressed. My bad y'all.

Browsing through the menu, BlackWolfe grins slightly. "Ooh, Irish Coffee, that'll be... wait. 'Green Stuff'?" He peers at the menu item.

Don't be an ass, his head-roommate insists. You know better to drink anything that's just called 'Stuff'.

"I'll have the Green Stuff," he says.

You are an idiot and if I could be anyone else's anima, I would.

Pixelmage wrote:
BlackWolfe wrote:OOC: Bring on the insanity, y'all. I can take it.

Oh silly one... We'll have fun. :twisted:


OOC: Such was my intent.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:35 pm

*Nukes Wolf* Welcome to the Coffee Room my friend
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby BlackWolfe on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:43 pm

Guyshane wrote:*Nukes Wolf* Welcome to the Coffee Room my friend


"Wait, wha--"
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Qara-Xuan Zenith on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:46 pm

oh god oh god the sky is puking rainbows.

On the bright side, I count, let's see.... four new puppies?
I'd say you shouldn't have drunk the Green Stuff, but to be honest, it wouldn't have mattered which drink you chose.
They're all puppies now.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Endless Sea on Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:47 pm

BlackWolfe wrote:
Guyshane wrote:*Nukes Wolf* Welcome to the Coffee Room my friend


"Wait, wha--"
Image


*wakes up* HUH WAIT WHAoh. Okay, then. *falls asleep again*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:25 am

*Looks around as the power begins to drain from the Coffee Room* crap. Looks like the wall is being fixed up now. Okay everyone sad to call it but looks like this might be the last round.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:37 am

Well hell if this is last call....Get me one of everything!
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:40 am

*tackle glomps xana*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:01 am

*looks at eli and then time reverses to a point before the glomp* no. Now then *pours a large glass of green stuff for everyone and hands them out* this is the last batch I will be able to make. Soon all pocket dimensions will collapse and before that happens we need to be vacated.
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