The Coffee Room

[Flitterbie]

What, you don't want to see what a pocket dimension looks like from the inside when it's collapsing?

[Endless Sea]

*looks at eli and then time reverses to a point before the glomp* no. Now then *pours a large glass of green stuff for everyone and hands them out* this is the last batch I will be able to make. Soon all pocket dimensions will collapse and before that happens we need to be vacated.

*actual me appears; Alaki wakes up, shrugs, and poofs out*

Alright, let's see if this works. *sips*

...oh god

[BlackWolfe]

The smoke clears from the unanticipated explosion -- Really, BlackWolfe's other self thinks at him, You should have seen that coming. He blinks, dusts himself off. His familiar lupine form is gone now, replaced by a normal human one. "Shit," he mutters. "I was sure this place was close enough to the Wall to keep going for a while, at least."

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

replaced by a normal human one.

...Yeah, that won't last long.
You're puppyfying as we speak. For one thing, you drank some of the Green Stuff that had been infused with ESSENCE OF PUPPY. For another, it's in the AIR here.

[Endless Sea]

replaced by a normal human one.

...Yeah, that won't last long.
You're puppyfying as we speak. For one thing, you drank some of the Green Stuff that had been infused with ESSENCE OF PUPPY. For another, it's in the AIR here.

Somehow I doubt the essence of puppy works on anthropomorphic canines. Also, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYY CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP this stuff is STROOOOOOOOOONG

[Lordxana0]

*looks around* This place was kept in power by the fact I could stay in contact with the real world and the fictional world at the same time. Without that balance the Coffee Room would either become full fiction or full reality.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Bye guys, going to the hospital on the 4th floor of the Coffee Room to see how the three members of the Cabal are doing. Hopefully they're not puppies.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*looks around* This place was kept in power by the fact I could stay in contact with the real world and the fictional world at the same time. Without that balance the Coffee Room would either become full fiction or full reality.

Wait a minute! If we are still going to have various adventures later on, due to the metafictional nature of some characters (such as Ambush Bug and Rorsarch of the Watchmen cartoon), then the Coffee Room can still exist on the same principle! As long as the fourth wall can still be broken, we can have the Coffee Room!

[eli_gone_crazy]

*looks around* This place was kept in power by the fact I could stay in contact with the real world and the fictional world at the same time. Without that balance the Coffee Room would either become full fiction or full reality.

Well, either way, the puppy wont last.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Bye guys, going to the hospital on the 4th floor of the Coffee Room to see how the three members of the Cabal are doing. Hopefully they're not puppies.

They're OK.

[Serefin]

Did I miss the celebrations again?!

[eli_gone_crazy]

Did I miss the celebrations again?!

the coffee room is dying.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Or is it? I gave a theory above that may allow this place to carry on.

[Victin]

*takes a sip*

Or is it? I gave a theory above that may allow this place to carry on.

So spit it out man.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Here it is again, then.

*looks around* This place was kept in power by the fact I could stay in contact with the real world and the fictional world at the same time. Without that balance the Coffee Room would either become full fiction or full reality.

Wait a minute! If we are still going to have various adventures later on, due to the metafictional nature of some characters (such as Ambush Bug and Rorsarch of the Watchmen cartoon), then the Coffee Room can still exist on the same principle! As long as the fourth wall can be broken, we can have the Coffee Room!

[Lordxana0]

Sadly the amount of power that it takes to run this place needs a direct flow into the fictional world. I tried to harness the power of deadpool and his ilk but sadly they aren't strong enough to feed this place the fiction it needs.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Drat. Well then, I guess this is the end, beautiful friends. After eleven weeks of glory, The Coffee Room is coming to a close. I'm almost hoping for another world-ending crisis, as those seem to build better worldwide relations. In any case, speech hard. *converts mallet into jetpack, and flies off*

[Endless Sea]

Drat. Well then, I guess this is the end, beautiful friends. After eleven weeks of glory, The Coffee Room is coming to a close. I'm almost hoping for another world-ending crisis, as those seem to build better worldwide relations. In any case, speech hard. *converts mallet into jetpack, and flies off* :gurt:

*cools down* ...oh god that stuff was strong um what. Oh. Was that a Toonami reference?

...eh, whatevs. Now, what to do, what to do... Gonna save detonating Sicon's pocket 'verse for later... OOH I KNOW

*grabs some coffee, sips, spits it out*

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh that was disgusting

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

ON the bright side, I have discovered an alternate power source: PUPPIES.

...Basically, it has the side effect that everything is puppies. But that's okay. BECAUSE PUPPIES.

[Endless Sea]

ON the bright side, I have discovered an alternate power source: PUPPIES.

...Basically, it has the side effect that everything is puppies. But that's okay. BECAUSE PUPPIES.

Why would you use puppies as a power source? That's cruel.

[S_o_S]

Can I have some greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen before it shuts down?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

It doesn't... harm them or anything. It's not like we're Powered By A Forsaken Puppy.
But it seems to generate power just having puppies frolicking in here all the time. With the minor side effect that it also tends to turn other people and things into puppies, in order to engender a positive feedback loop of puppies and puppy power.

[Endless Sea]

Can I have some greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen before it shuts down?

*slides over a mug* Knock yourself out. Literally.

[S_o_S]

Can I have some greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen before it shuts down?

*slides over a mug* Knock yourself out. Literally.

Hurrah! *drinks*

*passes out*

*drops his spear causing it to slide all the way across the room and cut someone's foot off*

[Endless Sea]

Can I have some greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen before it shuts down?

*slides over a mug* Knock yourself out. Literally.

Hurrah! *drinks*

*passes out*

*drops his spear causing it to slide all the way across the room and cut someone's foot off*

Hm? Oh, did you cut a puppy paw off? I don't think Qara's gonna like that.

*beat*

RUN RUN FOR YOUR PATHETIC LIFE

(Trust me, the green stuff's gonna help with that. A lot.)