The Coffee Room

[S_o_S]

*is passed out*

*cannot flee*

[Victin]

*is passed out*

*cannot flee*

*picks SoS up*

*takes him away*

[Scarab]

Wait wait there's one more thing I need to do guys, just one, before I lose this again!

One last snowstorm... better make it a good one.

*Summons ice typhoon, watching it tear through everything, a skin of ice coating the entire room, coelescing into the shape of Cthulhu and the metaguards, as close to the image she drew in the character thread as is possible*.

Aaaaand ally-oop! 最強だし!

*Scarab smirks, casually flicks her hand, and watches the entire statue explode, leaving only the metaguards standing. Watches as it all begins to slowly melt as the coffee room starts sinking in on itself. The ice blue slides out of her veins, her eyes shift back to normal, the wings shatter and break. No more Cirno, just Scarab*

Sigh. Well. It was really fun while it lasted, Xana... Thanks

[Endless Sea]

Wait wait there's one more thing I need to do guys, just one, before I lose this again!

One last snowstorm... better make it a good one.

*Summons ice typhoon, watching it tear through everything, a skin of ice coating the entire room, coelescing into the shape of Cthulhu and the metaguards, as close to the image she drew in the character thread as is possible*.

Aaaaand ally-oop! 最強だし!

*Scarab smirks, casually flicks her hand, and watches the entire statue explode, leaving only the metaguards standing. Watches as it all begins to slowly melt as the coffee room starts sinking in on itself. The ice blue slides out of her veins, her eyes shift back to normal, the wings shatter and break. No more Cirno, just Scarab*

Sigh. Well. It was really fun while it lasted, Xana... Thanks :D

*gathers some remaining snow into a snowball* SNOWBALL FIGHT *toss*

[Victin]

Wait wait there's one more thing I need to do guys, just one, before I lose this again!

One last snowstorm... better make it a good one.

*Summons ice typhoon, watching it tear through everything, a skin of ice coating the entire room, coelescing into the shape of Cthulhu and the metaguards, as close to the image she drew in the character thread as is possible*.

Aaaaand ally-oop! 最強だし!

*Scarab smirks, casually flicks her hand, and watches the entire statue explode, leaving only the metaguards standing. Watches as it all begins to slowly melt as the coffee room starts sinking in on itself. The ice blue slides out of her veins, her eyes shift back to normal, the wings shatter and break. No more Cirno, just Scarab*

Sigh. Well. It was really fun while it lasted, Xana... Thanks

*gathers some remaining snow into a snowball* SNOWBALL FIGHT *toss*

*catches snowball in mid-air*

*throws it back at Eecee with SoS*

Oops... I should have let him go. My bad.

[Endless Sea]

*gathers some remaining snow into a snowball* SNOWBALL FIGHT *toss*

*catches snowball in mid-air*

*throws it back at Eecee with SoS*

Oops... I should have let him go. My bad.

*dodges, starts hurling snowballs at everyone in sight*

[Victin]

*gathers some remaining snow into a snowball* SNOWBALL FIGHT *toss*

*catches snowball in mid-air*

*throws it back at Eecee with SoS*

Oops... I should have let him go. My bad.

*dodges, starts hurling snowballs at everyone in sight*

*throws back a fire-imbued snowball*

[Endless Sea]

*dodges, starts hurling snowballs at everyone in sight*

*throws back a fire-imbued snowball*

*snowball melts before getting anywhere near its target*

*Victin gets hit in the face with a snowball*

[Victin]

*dodges, starts hurling snowballs at everyone in sight*

*throws back a fire-imbued snowball*

*snowball melts before getting anywhere near its target*

*Victin gets hit in the face with a snowball*

*ignores*

*throws melting-proof fire and knife-imbued snowballs at Eecee*

[Endless Sea]

*snowball melts before getting anywhere near its target*

*Victin gets hit in the face with a snowball*

*ignores*

*throws melting-proof fire and knife-imbued snowballs at Eecee*

How the hell does that even work? Also, who's Eecee?

*moar snowballs*

[Lordxana0]

*looks around and sighs as the lights begin to flicker on and off and the snow begins to slowly fade away* Well, it has been great, so many memories, so many things to see and do. *pulls the keyring out and turns the open sign to closed* Collapse is coming pretty soon guys. I don't know how much fictional energy is left here but when it runs out there is no way to replace it, I am going to lock up pretty soon, so make sure to have as much fun as you can.

[Pixelmage]

*Timestop*


There, my last contribution here. I'll hold time stopped until the end comes. That way, the energy will not dissipate and you can be as mad as you wish.
A word of warning though, once time starts flowing again, it will be time to leave for good. So... Enjoy.

[Endless Sea]

...

*evil grin*

AUTHOR POWERS, ACTIVATE.

[BlackWolfe]

BlackWolfe frowns. Something is different. First, there's the voice in his head. It's faded a bit, but it's still there. Then there's the whole human body thing. He distinctly remembers his human analogue being taller... more postpubescent.

"So," the 6-year-old boy in far-too-large clothing says, "in case anybody's wondering, this is apparently what happens when you try to puppify an anthropomorphic canine."

[The Wild West Pyro]

One more thing....

I HAVE TO STOP THIS MADNESS NOW.

( Straps TF2 Shotgun on back, puts Half Life Crowbar in sheath, tucks his copy of Usborne Classics Retold: Don Quixote in his jacket, holds his silenced 1911 A1 in his left hand and runs.)

( Ignoring the battle and chaos going on, he runs to the elevator.)

( He reaches the top floor, and goes towards the huge Coffee Machine, the huge steam punk mechanical device that powers the Coffee Room. He rushes to the centre and shoots the Reset Button.)

( The Coffee Room is sent flying to another dimension, another universe.)

[Guyshane]

Time for part one of the finale *nukes Eli*

[Endless Sea]

*Guyshane's nuke turns into a snowball, which zings around and hits him in the face*

*Pyro and Wolfe are buried under avalanches of snowballs*

[Guyshane]

Damn you Endless now I have to start the finale all over again. Its not like the nukes actually hurt anyone anymore

[eli_gone_crazy]

WOO! I am not nuked!

*goes to say goodbye to bob*

[Endless Sea]

Hm. I do believe that everything's settled down. Pity.

...There's a door over there. Since when did the coffee room have a door?

*opens it a crack, peers outside*

Well, that's the outside world. Looks like the magic's gone away. So, um, bye, I guess. Got e-mails and stories and homework to write, y'know.

*waves goodbye and walks out, heads for home*

...It's so lonely out here...

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Guyshane's nuke turns into a snowball, which zings around and hits him in the face*

*Pyro and Wolfe are buried under avalanches of snowballs*

Hey! The snow has Wifi! HOORAY!

( Commences gaming on MacBook Pro.)

[Lordxana0]

*slowly goes around and locks the room where I used to make special deals and goes into my ingredient room only to find any fictional ingredient has turned to dust* for the best I suppose *reaches behind them and pulls out a recipe book bound in human skin* Well its been real *sets it on fire with a match and drops it in the trashcan as it screams* Well then *walks into the main room after locking the door* we have another day or two at best. After that it won't be safe to stay in here, nothing outside of this space can be effected by anything within, so lets enjoy it until then with the unlimited power Pixel has given us *summons a chair and sits down with a small egg timer next to me*

[Scarab]

*slowly goes around and locks the room where I used to make special deals and goes into my ingredient room only to find any fictional ingredient has turned to dust* for the best I suppose *reaches behind them and pulls out a recipe book bound in human skin* Well its been real *sets it on fire with a match and drops it in the trashcan as it screams* Well then *walks into the main room after locking the door* we have another day or two at best. After that it won't be safe to stay in here, nothing outside of this space can be effected by anything within, so lets enjoy it until then with the unlimited power Pixel has given us *summons a chair and sits down with a small egg timer next to me*

*Looks up from building a snowman. Most of the snowmen she already buit have melted - even their hats and scarves.*

...Wow, way to make us all feel as if we're living under the constant shadow of the end, Xan...

*Throws a snowball at him. Realises she has cold fingers forthe first time in forever.*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*slowly goes around and locks the room where I used to make special deals and goes into my ingredient room only to find any fictional ingredient has turned to dust* for the best I suppose *reaches behind them and pulls out a recipe book bound in human skin* Well its been real *sets it on fire with a match and drops it in the trashcan as it screams* Well then *walks into the main room after locking the door* we have another day or two at best. After that it won't be safe to stay in here, nothing outside of this space can be effected by anything within, so lets enjoy it until then with the unlimited power Pixel has given us *summons a chair and sits down with a small egg timer next to me*

*Looks up from building a snowman. Most of the snowmen she already buit have melted - even their hats and scarves.*

...Wow, way to make us all feel as if we're living under the constant shadow of the end, Xan...

*Throws a snowball at him. Realises she has cold fingers forthe first time in forever.*

Cold fingers eh?

No problem. As a Pyro, I can make fire, attack with fire and control fire.

( Flicks his hand, setting on fire, and proceeds to thaw her fingers.)

The fire will not hurt you. It just feels warm. See? No burns or anything.

[S_o_S]

*wakes up* WHY DID I GET THROWN AT ENDLESS. VICTIN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!

*ahem*