The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

*wakes up* WHY DID I GET THROWN AT ENDLESS. VICTIN, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!

*ahem*

( Drags him away)

You OK, buddy?

[S_o_S]

I have the horrible feeling I've been violated.

This is EXACTLY like the Lichtenstein Incident.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I have the horrible feeling I've been violated.

This is EXACTLY like the Lichtenstein Incident.

Ouch.

( Takes him to the hospital.)

There, you can lie in the bed between Erik and Morgana and rest for a while. Or a week. Or a few days. Or a month. Or another century.

( Looks at the exhausted and extremely injured Cabal, then walks out.)

[S_o_S]

Yep. Exactly like Lichtenstein.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Yep. Exactly like Lichtenstein.

Relax. I've locked the doors.

Ignore the fact Erik is asleep with his sword under his pillow.

And, another rule that applies to all us males-

NO SNEAKING GLANCES AT MORGANA'S BOOBS, OK?

IF ANYONE DARES TO, THEY WILL BE ATTACKED BY ERIK OR DON JUAN. USUALLY ERIK.

Now, sleep.

Here's a teddy bear.

And ten four leaf clovers for good luck so you can have a nice rest.

( Walks out and goes on the escalator to the Coffee Room Library.)

[S_o_S]

It's like you were THERE in Lichtenstein, I swear.

[The Wild West Pyro]

It's like you were THERE in Lichtenstein, I swear.

I wasn't.

What EXACTLY happened anyway?

[S_o_S]

I'm obliged under contract to let it remain a Noodle Incident.

Totally not a ploy to get that added to my tropes section.

[Scarab]

...This might be an obvious statement to make at this point, guys, but you are all COMPLETELY nuts.

[Victin]

...This might be an obvious statement to make at this point, guys, but you are all COMPLETELY nuts.

Yes, yes we are.

*notices I'm standing on the ceiling*

What the fuck? Wait a minute... Was the Coffee Room upside-down in relation to the Real World THIS WHOLE TIME?

[Scarab]

...This might be an obvious statement to make at this point, guys, but you are all COMPLETELY nuts.

Yes, yes we are.
*notices I'm standing on the ceiling*
What the fuck? Wait a minute... Was the Coffee Room upside-down in relation to the Real World THIS WHOLE TIME?

Sure, upside down, back to front, inside out, operating contrary to the general laws of reality, fiction, and physics as we know it, all that jazz. What, don't tell me you've only just picked up on this fact? How long have you BEEN here?

Also be careful, the power is draining out of here really fast now, can't you see?, I think you're about to remember the ceiling you're standing on is... well ,the ceiling and fall.

[Victin]

...This might be an obvious statement to make at this point, guys, but you are all COMPLETELY nuts.

Yes, yes we are.
*notices I'm standing on the ceiling*
What the fuck? Wait a minute... Was the Coffee Room upside-down in relation to the Real World THIS WHOLE TIME?

Sure, upside down, back to front, inside out, operating contrary to the general laws of reality, fiction, and physics as we know it, all that jazz. What, don't tell me you've only just picked up on this fact? How long have you BEEN here?

Also be careful, the power is draining out of here really fast now, can't you see?, I think you're about to remember the ceiling you're standing on is... well ,the ceiling and fall.

*everything and everyone falls up*

How could I fall down if the upside was the downside? You're silly Scarab, silly, silly, silly Scarab.

[Pixelmage]

Well, guess time is starting to flow here again... Get ready for the lock down guys... I don't know how much longer the Timehax will hold.

[Guyshane]

If you think that's bad just wait until the radioactive fallout starts working like it should again

[Sicon112]

*with a creak of old hinges, the back door opens and Sicon walks out scribbling something in a notebook. Behind him is the old back storage room that hasn't existed since the first of the Coffee Room when he warps the space inside into another dimension for his Doom fortress*

.....multiply velocity and.... done. Good. Well.... *looks around* if you guys are all about done, I'll head out. See you later, on whatever new room we set up on the new forum...

*Walks out door, which closes behind him*

The End...?

*evil grin*

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[H22]

Well, Sicon could have the last one, but it's a shame to waste it

*rubs head*
Now, that was one HECK of a hug. (and thanks for the perfect timing, Sicon. If you'd been a moment later with sending me back, I would probably have been devoured by that sweetie)

Now, to see which one of us is lasers...

*laserspams H (just to use up the immunity Bonsus gave him*

*flexes fingers*

Well, it LOOKS like I'm still me. Course, that's what it would look like even if I were lasers...

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 BRACKET OMITTED. COMMAND INVALID. SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM AUTHORISED. USER: QARA-XUAN ZENITH SMOULDERNG HEAP ON FLOOR.

*Weaponspams whole Room*
*Drinks some Green Stuff*
*Retreats to huge library out back*

Farewell, all. Nice knowing you.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Well, I can't use my sword anymore.

*sets Master Sword down in pillow fortress of doom*

I.... I think I need to leave now.

[Victin]

*picks up some fish*

I will give the fish to someone who accepts to make the reference I have in mind. Other than that, call me Death because I'll turn off the lights in the end of the universe, 'cuz I'll be the last one to go out.

[Victin]

...Holy CRAP! GENNDY'S AVATAR IS AWESOME!

(OoO)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*returns on mallet-jetpack* Wait, this place is still here? Fascinating. I guess I'll stay until it fades. Anyone want a drink?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*snatches keys from Xana on his way out*

*pulls "CLOSED" sign off the door, scribbles quickly on the back of it*

*runs inside, relabels a power switch, then flips it back out*

*runs back out, nailing up a new sign that says "PUPPY ROOM: OPEN FOR BUSINESS"*

NOT GOING ANYWHERE, guys.

[Lordxana0]

*for a second the entire room and everyone in it seems to fade from existence before snapping back* Okay guys we are really running low on time now, every still here say your goodbyes and get out. I will be the last to leave, this place contains too much energy to be left standing where it is right now. Once everyone is gone I will level this place to the ground. Hurry okay, if stay here then I have no idea what will happen.

[Victin]

*eats fish*

*starts to push everyone out*

I'll be the last one. Please leave before me, I beg that for you.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

I'm off again. It was fun while it lasted. *converts mallet into projector screen, then jumps in, followed by the mallet folding into nothingness*

[Lordxana0]

*eats fish*

*starts to push everyone out*

I'll be the last one. Please leave before me, I beg that for you.

You can be the last customer, but I have to be the last one to leave.