The Coffee Room

[Victin]

*eats fish*

*starts to push everyone out*

I'll be the last one. Please leave before me, I beg that for you.

You can be the last customer, but I have to be the last one to leave.

As long as I can turn off the lights... Could you give me fish, please?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

You can be the last customer, but I have to be the last one to leave.

Dude. I have ALREADY STOLEN YOUR STORE.

Noooooooooobody's leaving this place.

^_^

[Guyshane]

I will be back for the sequel or whenever the coffee room resumes operation until then...*nukes the coffee room and leaves*

[Lordxana0]

*looks at my watch as the coffee room begins to grow smaller and smaller* I will try to explain this the best I can, the space we are in right now was built between three different planes. Reality, Fiction, and Nothingness. Reality on one side, Fiction on the other, and Nothingness above, behind, and left and right. The combination of fiction and reality kept the place in balance and created a shield that kept the uncountable weight of nothingness from destroying this place, I kept it running using what fiction that was left to keep nothingness away, but it is used up, now everyone needs to vacate or you are going to be trapped in a reality of nothingness. And Vic as much as I know you want to turn off the lights this is my place, and it is my job to finish it up. Now I would suggest vacating asap.

[Pixelmage]

*turns off timehax*

Well... No more power. The stopwatch has stopped working guys... So... I'm off. Time is flowing again, so be aware that you should leave soon.

I'm leaving. The knives I lent you guys will despawn once you're outside as well, so... Goodbye. See you on the non mad real world.

[Scarab]

*with a creak of old hinges, the back door opens and Sicon walks out scribbling something in a notebook. Behind him is the old back storage room that hasn't existed since the first of the Coffee Room when he warps the space inside into another dimension for his Doom fortress*

.....multiply velocity and.... done. Good. Well.... *looks around* if you guys are all about done, I'll head out. See you later, on whatever new room we set up on the new forum...

*Walks out door, which closes behind him*

The End...?

*evil grin*

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*Stares at you supiciously.* ...Hmmm. He's up to something. Wait what am I saying? He's Sicon, of course he's up to something, he always is.

You can be the last customer, but I have to be the last one to leave.

Dude. I have ALREADY STOLEN YOUR STORE.
Nooooooooobody's leaving this place.
^_^

...*Carefully takes Qara's arm, and firmly prises whatever she is holding out of her hand.*
*Puts down the ice wand in the middle of the room, and lets it go*
*Takes Qara's hand and leads her out*

C'mon puppy girl. It's time to go. New beginnings.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*takes one last look at the coffee room*
*glomps xana*

well, it's been fun.

*drops sonic screwdrivers*

*walks out the door*

[The Wild West Pyro]

I'll stay to the end.

If you guys want to know why I'm always on, I NEVER LOGOUT.

[Pixelmage]

I know I already left... But I'll stick my head in again to tell everyone still sticking to it.

This is the end. Stop clinging to it guys, say your farewells. It's time for us to move on, it's only a matter of time before this place is really closed down for real, you don't want to be last seen as someone clinging to what's already past.

We'll find something else in time. But this Coffee Room is over. It's no longer time for forced memes and insanity, let us just leave in peace, one last sane moment in memory of how this place began.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Aww. So this place is finally shutting down then? Fine. Guess I'll seal these away. *Seals phoenix wings in the form of a flickering black mantle.* Well, I've got an eternity to wait, so who knows? Maybe a new coffee room will show up some time.

It's been fun, guys. So long, and thanks for all the Green Stuff.

*Slowly begins flickering like a dying fire, until at last, naught is left but a single black spark that, at last... is snuffed out.*

[Scarab]

Aww. So this place is finally shutting down then? Fine. Guess I'll seal these away. *Seals phoenix wings in the form of a flickering black mantle.* Well, I've got an eternity to wait, so who knows? Maybe a new coffee room will show up some time.

It's been fun, guys. So long, and thanks for all the Green Stuff.

*Slowly begins flickering like a dying fire, until at last, naught is left but a single black spark that, at last... is snuffed out.*

*Watches him go from the doorway she just pushed Q towards... waves a tiny wave*

'Til next time, Mimsy.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Aww. So this place is finally shutting down then? Fine. Guess I'll seal these away. *Seals phoenix wings in the form of a flickering black mantle.* Well, I've got an eternity to wait, so who knows? Maybe a new coffee room will show up some time.

It's been fun, guys. So long, and thanks for all the Green Stuff.

*Slowly begins flickering like a dying fire, until at last, naught is left but a single black spark that, at last... is snuffed out.*

*Watches him go from the doorway she just pushed Q towards... waves a tiny wave*

'Til next time, Mimsy.

Adiaŭ, miaj amikoj. Tamen, Ĉeĥov de Gun eble ankoraŭ venos en ludo. Nur atendu ĝis Pixelmage la forumo estas malferma, kaj mia rezervo plano estos malkaŝita.

[Lordxana0]

*pulls out a remote and pressed a button that teleports everyone left in outside* Well I guess that is it then *walks around and brushes some of the ash off of a table and looks around* Lots of good memories you made for them didn't you? *the tables and chairs disappear* You did you job well, of course I would expect nothing less, you were created by my imagination weren't you? *more of the room fades away leaving only the walls, floor, and ceiling* Well this is goodbye then, or maybe just a until next time. I am not quite sure really *I turn and walk out the door and the door disappears depositing me in front of the crowd gathered outside* it is done *I run my sleeve across my eyes and smile to the crowd* to the next adventure then? *I smile and walk into the crowd* The room severed its purpose. It allowed people to make friends and have fun, and now it is time for it to rest, to the next part eh? *pulls out a mug with a tiny drop of liquid at the bottom* and when we get there who knows what we will find *the drop shines green for a moment and then disappears* Well then, lets go... Friends.

Adell: *Walks in dropping all the furniture that Xana had attempted to teleport away. spills green stuff all over the floor, then pulls out rare china that he proceeds to smash for no reason.* Honestly, I TOLD Xana he would want to reopen this thing, and not to bother with the silly nostalgic finish to this thread. And HERE WE ARE, big shocker . *Pulls out key to unlock the thread, and proceeds to do so*
There, I've reopened the portal to this terrifying place, have fun. We're never closing this again. *disappears*

[Lordxana0]

Sometimes I really don't understand why I come walking around here anymore *I walk to the spot where everyone had exited the Coffee Room to see that it was still an empty lot* Without the right energy *sighs* oh well *I turn around only for a loud crack to ring out over the sky, and when I turn a building is there with the sign "Coffee Room" above it* No freaking way! *I run in and feel the rush of power that was in the room* Yes! *raises hand and gathers energy* Second verse same as the first find them and draw them back, I don't know where the energy came from and I don't really care, the Coffee Room is back baby!

[Pixelmage]

*presses stopwatch button*

*time stops*

Oh.... Hell yeah. It works again.

[Endless Sea]

...that was a mistake.

*stays the hell away this time*

[Lordxana0]

Welcome sir, glad to have you back *pulls out a cup of green steaming liquid* on the house *tosses it to Pixel*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*walks in*
oh hey, look. new toys

*picks up a notebook and pen*

[Lordxana0]

*walks in*
oh hey, look. new toys

*picks up a notebook and pen*

Ready to rejoin the madness? *slides you over a cup of the Green Stuff* Power yourself back up

[RationalThought]

A man walks in, independent of time. He is clad in a Victorian-era suit, with a top hat and a cane. Under his arm is a bag.

He sits down, and checks his pocketwatch. He opens his bag, and begins reading romantic manga.

[Pixelmage]

Welcome sir, glad to have you back *pulls out a cup of green steaming liquid* on the house *tosses it to Pixel*

*drinks*

*no effect* *yet*

Well, time to recharge and stretch the muscles. *summons 20 knives*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*walks in*
oh hey, look. new toys

*picks up a notebook and pen*

Ready to rejoin the madness? *slides you over a cup of the Green Stuff* Power yourself back up

*drinks*

Oh hey...this is new.

*eyes turn purple*
woah. O.o

[Guyshane]

I would like to christen the reopening with a nuke *nukes the coffee room*
Its good to be back

[Lordxana0]

I would like to christen the reopening with a nuke *nukes the coffee room*
Its good to be back

Welcome back, your nukes aren't back to full strength, this should help through *slides you the green stuff as everything reforms*

[JRPictures]

*puts on Ahnuld voice*

ITS BACK, I can't believe it. Welcome back, it's loom Toonami all over again and just as awesome.

Well now let's have some fun.

*drinks some Blue Stuff (C) and pulls out his lawgiver.*

Let's partay!