The Coffee Room

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Well, the Green Stuff isn't turning to lasers in my cup this time.
Just puppies.

So... many... puppies...

[Guyshane]

Good...
*chugs The Green Stuff(TM)*

[Lordxana0]

Well, the Green Stuff isn't turning to lasers in my cup this time.
Just puppies.

So... many... puppies...

Enjoy them *slides you a cup of puppy cutness flavored Green Stuff*

[RationalThought]

"I do not understand. Why am I the only one who uses narrative structure?" the tall man asked. "And why a nuke?"

[Lordxana0]

"I do not understand. Why am I the only one who uses narrative structure?" the tall man asked. "And why a nuke?"

Because only madness exists here *smiles and slides you a cup of what can only be described s Green Coffee* take a drink and join the full power of the madness that exists between fiction and reality.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*Stray radioactive puppies devour Rash*

Oh, look! It looks like my laserpowers were incorporated into the puppies! SO ADORABLE.

[RationalThought]

"Your puppies are irrelevant." The well-dressed man pressed a button on his cane, turning it into a sword. "Though lasers are quite nice." The sword transforms into a laser sword, and then the man slices up the puppies.

[Sicon112]

With an immense explosion, the door to the back storage room slams open spewing blue fire. An impossibly strong aura fills the room, giving the air an almost physical weight.

"Ahahahahahaha! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

A hole in space time tears open across the ceiling, revealing a vista of neverending fortifications and towers.

"KEIKAKU" The flames explode outward, revealing Sicon standing in their midst, grinning psychopathically. "DOORI!"

"EXPERIMENT COMPLETE! THE COFFEE ROOM HAS BEEN RESURRECTED! What, you didn't think I'd just LEAVE it here, did you? I have valuable SCIENCE to complete! You can thank me for overlaying the coffee room onto a lower layer before I left, creating an accessible imprint just waiting for reactivation. It took a while to get the power sorted out, since some of the FORMER inhabitants of this zone didn't appreciate my annexation, but now it's back.

WELCOME TO THE COFFEE ROOM 2.0, PAWNS!"

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

"Your puppies are irrelevant." The well-dressed man pressed a button on his cane, turning it into a sword. "Though lasers are quite nice." The sword transforms into a laser sword, and then the man slices up the puppies.

Your argument is invalid. All the lasers are belong to me.

I am in your swords, turning your lasers into puppies.

[RationalThought]

"Ah, another aware of proper written structure." The well-dressed man extended his hand. "Rational Thought. Nice to meet you. Though it seems my namesake is mostly absent in this place." He frowned at the puppy-man. "That...made...well, whatever. Now I have an attack dog. That my cane can make more of. Thanks!"

[Guyshane]

With an immense explosion, the door to the back storage room slams open spewing blue fire. An impossibly strong aura fills the room, giving the air an almost physical weight.

"Ahahahahahaha! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

A hole in space time tears open across the ceiling, revealing a vista of neverending fortifications and towers.

"KEIKAKU" The flames explode outward, revealing Sicon standing in their midst, grinning psychopathically. "DOORI!"

"EXPERIMENT COMPLETE! THE COFFEE ROOM HAS BEEN RESURRECTED! What, you didn't think I'd just LEAVE it here, did you? I have valuable SCIENCE to complete! You can thank me for overlaying the coffee room onto a lower layer before I left, creating an accessible imprint just waiting for reactivation. It took a while to get the power sorted out, since some of the FORMER inhabitants of this zone didn't appreciate my annexation, but now it's back.

WELCOME TO THE COFFEE ROOM 2.0, PAWNS!"

Nice to have you back, you get around to renovating the doom fortress yet?

[Lordxana0]

With an immense explosion, the door to the back storage room slams open spewing blue fire. An impossibly strong aura fills the room, giving the air an almost physical weight.

"Ahahahahahaha! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

A hole in space time tears open across the ceiling, revealing a vista of neverending fortifications and towers.

"KEIKAKU" The flames explode outward, revealing Sicon standing in their midst, grinning psychopathically. "DOORI!"

"EXPERIMENT COMPLETE! THE COFFEE ROOM HAS BEEN RESURRECTED! What, you didn't think I'd just LEAVE it here, did you? I have valuable SCIENCE to complete! You can thank me for overlaying the coffee room onto a lower layer before I left, creating an accessible imprint just waiting for reactivation. It took a while to get the power sorted out, since some of the FORMER inhabitants of this zone didn't appreciate my annexation, but now it's back.

WELCOME TO THE COFFEE ROOM 2.0, PAWNS!"

Sicon you forget your rank *slides you the Green Stuff* Now enjoy the Green Stuff and lets have a blast!

[Sicon112]

Just in case anyone DOESN'T believe that this was all a setup, I present exhibit A:

*with a creak of old hinges, the back door opens and Sicon walks out scribbling something in a notebook. Behind him is the old back storage room that hasn't existed since the first of the Coffee Room when he warps the space inside into another dimension for his Doom fortress*

.....multiply velocity and.... done. Good. Well.... *looks around* if you guys are all about done, I'll head out. See you later, on whatever new room we set up on the new forum...

*Walks out door, which closes behind him*

The End...?

*evil grin*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

With an immense explosion, the door to the back storage room slams open spewing blue fire. An impossibly strong aura fills the room, giving the air an almost physical weight.

"Ahahahahahaha! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

A hole in space time tears open across the ceiling, revealing a vista of neverending fortifications and towers.

"KEIKAKU" The flames explode outward, revealing Sicon standing in their midst, grinning psychopathically. "DOORI!"

The fabulousness is causing my puppies to explode into showers of smaller, rainbow-coloured puppies.

WHAT HATH YOU WROUGHT?

[Sicon112]

Sicon you forget your rank *slides you the Green Stuff* Now enjoy the Green Stuff and lets have a blast!

Hey, I got you your bloody shop back. I get to be a megalomaniac about it. Perfectly fair deal.

[Guyshane]

Just in case anyone DOESN'T believe that this was all a setup, I present exhibit A:

*with a creak of old hinges, the back door opens and Sicon walks out scribbling something in a notebook. Behind him is the old back storage room that hasn't existed since the first of the Coffee Room when he warps the space inside into another dimension for his Doom fortress*

.....multiply velocity and.... done. Good. Well.... *looks around* if you guys are all about done, I'll head out. See you later, on whatever new room we set up on the new forum...

*Walks out door, which closes behind him*

The End...?

*evil grin*

MWUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes,yes were all very impressed now calm down

[eli_gone_crazy]

With an immense explosion, the door to the back storage room slams open spewing blue fire. An impossibly strong aura fills the room, giving the air an almost physical weight.

"Ahahahahahaha! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

A hole in space time tears open across the ceiling, revealing a vista of neverending fortifications and towers.

"KEIKAKU" The flames explode outward, revealing Sicon standing in their midst, grinning psychopathically. "DOORI!"

"EXPERIMENT COMPLETE! THE COFFEE ROOM HAS BEEN RESURRECTED! What, you didn't think I'd just LEAVE it here, did you? I have valuable SCIENCE to complete! You can thank me for overlaying the coffee room onto a lower layer before I left, creating an accessible imprint just waiting for reactivation. It took a while to get the power sorted out, since some of the FORMER inhabitants of this zone didn't appreciate my annexation, but now it's back.

WELCOME TO THE COFFEE ROOM 2.0, PAWNS!"

*begins doodling in notepad*

mmm, yes.. quite.
Pawns we are, pawns we stay, hm?

[RationalThought]

Rational Thought sits back down, and has a drink of wine.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Bursts in with extremely fiery explosion)

I'M BACK WITH MY NEW WEAPONS, FUCK YEAH!

[Lordxana0]

( Bursts in with extremely fiery explosion)

I'M BACK WITH MY NEW WEAPONS, FUCK YEAH!

*tosses you a cup of green stuff* Enjoy and burn my friend

[Endless Sea]

Oh, hey, Pyro's back.

*shanks Pyro, leaves*

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Bursts in with extremely fiery explosion)

I'M BACK WITH MY NEW WEAPONS, FUCK YEAH!

*tosses you a cup of green stuff* Enjoy and burn my friend

Thank you. ( Sips)

[Lordxana0]

*uses the Coffee Room's power to drag Endless back in* No one attacks and leaves, if you make an attack against someone they get to do the same.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*uses the Coffee Room's power to drag Endless back in* No one attacks and leaves, if you make an attack against someone they get to do the same.

And, Xana, what's a shank?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

A shank bone. I believe it's an animal's leg. Or maybe just for sheep. Kind of bone, anyway.