The Coffee Room

[Lordxana0]

Short stabbing weapon

[The Wild West Pyro]

Short stabbing weapon

Oh.

Anyway-

Let's just sit here and relax AND IGNORE THE MASSIVE DRAGON FROM THE UNDERWORLD OUTSIDE.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*Enters the Coffee Room, stunned* The most amazing things happen whilst some are in the land of dreams. *pulls out mallet* It's good to be back.

[Victin]

*enters the Coffee Room*

Wait, you revived this place?

*facepalm*

Sight... Well, I can say it was expected. I knew Xana, Sicon and one of the mods were going to bring this back.

*starts drinking Green Stuff (TM)*

Wait, I should get a mug.

*gets a mug and uses it to drink Green Stuff (TM)*

So... How is it going Genndy?

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Not bad. I intend to aid others somehow later today, and I'm going to reopen Versailles after that.

[Victin]

I see. Good luck. Do you still have any chocolate?

[The Wild West Pyro]

I see. Good luck. Do you still have any chocolate?

( Cleaning Lee Enfield)

Here, Victin, have some. I saved a Thermos flask from Genndy's stock. And a box, if you wanted the solid form.

[Endless Sea]

*remains outside the Coffee Room, for I cannot be confined by any means, be they mortal or supernatural*

*still capable of teleporting planet-buster explosives inside, though; enjoy your apocalyptic deaths!*

[Scarab]

...I get the feeling I'm missing something important here.

[Victin]

...I get the feeling I'm missing something important here.

Oh, I know what it is Scarab.

*jumps over the balcony and opens the fridge*

Yup. We are out of ice. Who could get us some ice? Who? Who? Who?

[Scarab]

...I get the feeling I'm missing something important here.

Oh, I know what it is Scarab.

*jumps over the balcony and opens the fridge*

Yup. We are out of ice. Who could get us some ice? Who? Who? Who?

...No. No I am NOT doing it. I spent several months trying to balance the fact that things were automatically cold whenever Itouched them and freezing huge patches of air whenever I sneezed, I am NOT going nineball again. No way. Absolutely not.

[Sicon112]

...No. No I am NOT doing it. I spent several months trying to balance the fact that things were automatically cold whenever Itouched them and freezing huge patches of air whenever I sneezed, I am NOT going nineball again. No way. Absolutely not.

Well... that appears to be a moot point, because there are six ice wings growing out of your back right now.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*A puppy runs by, Scarab's Ice Wand in its mouth, trailing a stream of crystallized snowflakes*

[Scarab]

*A puppy runs by, Scarab's Ice Wand in its mouth, trailing a stream of crystallized snowflakes*

...

Oh holy CRAP GET BACK HERE WITH THAT! *Gives chase*

[Victin]

*puppy starts to become an ice wolf cub*

Oh hey buddy, you are back!

Long time no see. Here, fetch!

*throws the inactive ice castle to him*

[AMimsyBorogove]

Zap. Zap. Zap.

*Jet black lightning suddenly flashes in thin air for a moment, followed by a cracking like breaking glass as reality is wrenched apart, and a needle-like cross at the very tip of something, followed by the heart-shaped head of a crooked, two-ended black staff pierces through into the coffee room. A storm of burning black feathers spirals outward around the gap, the lightning building up to a fever pitch before abruptly collapsing in upon itself. The gap is instantly crushed down to a single point.

...

Then it violently explodes outward, a massive storm of black flames bursting in all directions before forming into an upward pillar that slowly coalesces into the shape of a phoenix. As the fires clear at last, they reveal the last gleamings of purple and black lightning flickering around a small wooden talisman, vanishing into the ying-yang emblem at the very center of this magic reactor as the attack completes itself. The one holding this item is also revealed, standing enshrouded in an All-Concealing Mantle of pure black flames, clashing with the white hair trailing out from under the brim of my inexplicably-not-on-fire black fedora. Lowering the staff, Laevateinn, and my Mini-Hakkero, I smirk as my phoenix aura and wings fade into my cloak, my eyes flashing scarlet for a moment as I step from amidst the flames and smoke.*

/Popomode

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*clears throat* Ladies and Gentlemen! Lovecraftian Horrors and Pyro! The Shop Within A Shop, Versailles, is now REOPENED! *cuts ribbon in front of a door that may not have been there earlier*

[eli_gone_crazy]

Oh look, a door that may not have been there before.

*nudges Qara* wanna go inside?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

It's dangerous to go alone!

*transforms into a puppy and jumps into Eli's arms*

TAKE THIS!

[Victin]

If I beg pardon, can I pet the puppies? Please?

[eli_gone_crazy]

It's dangerous to go alone!

*transforms into a puppy and jumps into Eli's arms*

TAKE THIS!

*gingerly pets puppy!qara*

*nothing happens*

uh.... ..... Yay! no more puppy!allergies!!!!

[The Wild West Pyro]

*remains outside the Coffee Room, for I cannot be confined by any means, be they mortal or supernatural*

*still capable of teleporting planet-buster explosives inside, though; enjoy your apocalyptic deaths!*

NOPE.

( Ties him up with Cowboy Lasso and ties him to the chimney.)

[Endless Sea]

*remains outside the Coffee Room, for I cannot be confined by any means, be they mortal or supernatural*

*still capable of teleporting planet-buster explosives inside, though; enjoy your apocalyptic deaths!*

NOPE.

( Ties him up with Cowboy Lasso and ties him to the chimney.)

*is unharmed, as Pyro is currently a multitude of stray atoms on the wind*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*remains outside the Coffee Room, for I cannot be confined by any means, be they mortal or supernatural*

*still capable of teleporting planet-buster explosives inside, though; enjoy your apocalyptic deaths!*

NOPE.

( Ties him up with Cowboy Lasso and ties him to the chimney.)

*is unharmed, as Pyro is currently a multitude of stray atoms on the wind*

( Goes back into The Coffee Room and turns into physical form.)

I'll just be sitting gaming here, thank you.

[Victin]

*remains outside the Coffee Room, for I cannot be confined by any means, be they mortal or supernatural*

*still capable of teleporting planet-buster explosives inside, though; enjoy your apocalyptic deaths!*

NOPE.

( Ties him up with Cowboy Lasso and ties him to the chimney.)

*is unharmed, as Pyro is currently a multitude of stray atoms on the wind*

No, you're tied to the chimney, you couldn't have blown us up.