The Coffee Room

[Scarab]

*retrieves ice wand from the wreckage and pointedly does NOT use it before returning it to hammer space* That is staying with me, thank you very much.

[Endless Sea]

*is unharmed, as Pyro is currently a multitude of stray atoms on the wind*

No, you're tied to the chimney, you couldn't have blown us up.

That happened before being tied to the chimney. Your argument is invalid.

[Victin]

*is unharmed, as Pyro is currently a multitude of stray atoms on the wind*

No, you're tied to the chimney, you couldn't have blown us up.

That happened before being tied to the chimney. Your argument is invalid.

That happened at the same time, your argument is invalid.

[AMimsyBorogove]

OBJECTION! All of you have failed to make the proper Phoenix Wright references in your argument! Therefore, ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID!

[Endless Sea]

That happened before being tied to the chimney. Your argument is invalid.

That happened at the same time, your argument is invalid.

If that was true, you still would've been blown up, and I would've plasma'd/telekinesis'd/frozen my way out without a second thought. QED.

...did I use QED right?

[AMimsyBorogove]

You're missing a "Ripples of 495 Years" there, actually.

[Victin]

That happened before being tied to the chimney. Your argument is invalid.

That happened at the same time, your argument is invalid.

If that was true, you still would've been blown up, and I would've plasma'd/telekinesis'd/frozen my way out without a second thought. QED.

...did I use QED right?

Pyro is too insane to be affected by that. He has a Lee enfield, a flaming lasso and...

[AMimsyBorogove]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure the only person you can use logic against here is Rational Thought. Because, well...

[Victin]

Because he likes yuri?

[The Wild West Pyro]

OBJECTION! All of you have failed to make the proper Phoenix Wright references in your argument! Therefore, ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID!

WELL, THIS MEANS WE'RE ALL FUCKED.

[Endless Sea]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure the only person you can use logic against here is Rational Thought. Because, well...

...I'll inform him of that.

[jacktheriffer]

*Looks around, shrugs, dons hipster glasses, and goes and sits in a corner, sipping his Green StuffTM 'ironically'*

[AMimsyBorogove]

JACK. The word "Ironically" is too mainstream. You should enjoy it JOCOSELY instead.

[JackAlsworth]

*appears in a puff of green smoke*

YOU SUMMONED ME?

Oh, oh, wait... you were talking to the riffer, weren't you?

*disappears in much the same manner as arrival, albeit slightly sulkier*

[Sicon112]

*retrieves ice wand from the wreckage and pointedly does NOT use it before returning it to hammer space* That is staying with me, thank you very much.

I would just like to once again point out the tiny set of six ice wings growing out of your back. They were pretty small, but they are still getting bigger...

Of course, no one around here listens to me. You COULD just look in a mirror and see them, but I doubt you will.

*sigh*

On your own head be it...

*appears in a puff of green smoke*

YOU SUMMONED ME?

Oh, oh, wait... you were talking to the riffer, weren't you?

*disappears in much the same manner as arrival, albeit slightly sulkier*

*Jack suddenly finds himself falling into a pit of poisoned spikes*

Whoops! I think I trapped the dimensional wall... Sorry about that mate!

[The Wild West Pyro]

*appears in a puff of green smoke*

YOU SUMMONED ME?

Oh, oh, wait... you were talking to the riffer, weren't you?

*disappears in much the same manner as arrival, albeit slightly sulkier*

( Sits in a quiet corner near the counter where Xana is serving, reading)

Busy.

[Endless Sea]

...Jeez, Sicon. That makes how many times so far Mod-Alsworth's died in this forum so far?

[JackAlsworth]

...Jeez, Sicon. That makes how many times so far Mod-Alsworth's died in this forum so far?

No, no, just "falling", not poisoned yet.

*is floating just above the spikes*

Although honestly, I feel safer in this pit than anywhere else in this... fine establishment. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a way to break Sicon's lock.

[The Wild West Pyro]

...Jeez, Sicon. That makes how many times so far Mod-Alsworth's died in this forum so far?

No, no, just "falling", not poisoned yet.

*is floating just above the spikes*

Although honestly, I feel safer in this pit than anywhere else in this... fine establishment. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a way to break Sicon's lock.

( Wrecks him out of pit)

RUN!

[JackAlsworth]

*continues floating*

Um, I don't think you understand my reasoning. This pit is the frying pan, the rest of this... fine establishment is the fire.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*continues floating*

Um, I don't think you understand my reasoning. This pit is the frying pan, the rest of this... fine establishment is the fire.

Oh.

( Bursts into flames and transports him back to the Coffee Room)

And the flames don't harm me.

[Endless Sea]

...Pyro, I don't think you quite grasp what the mod is saying.

*rewrites time so Pyro's last post is null and void*

[The Wild West Pyro]

...Pyro, I don't think you quite grasp what the mod is saying.

*rewrites time so Pyro's last post is null and void*

Oh.

I'll just be sitting in the Coffee Room, reading Usborne Classics Retold: Don Quixote and drinking a nice cool glass of chilled Fanta.

[Guyshane]

Hey Sicon heres a nuke have fun *give nuke to Sicon* because lulz

[jacktheriffer]

....Now I remember why I don't come in here. *Finishes Green StuffTM and then walks out the door*