The Coffee Room

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*waits patiently and sips cocoa*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*waits patiently and sips cocoa*

FINALLY SOMEONE CAME IN!

We need to keep this place and Versailles alive.

AND YES! I HIT THE HORSE HEAD!

[The Wild West Pyro]

*waits patiently and sips cocoa*

FINALLY SOMEONE CAME IN!

We need to keep this place and Versailles alive.

AND YES! I HIT THE HORSE HEAD!

( Looks sadly outside at the slowly rusting Tram of Thought, in the form of an old green 1940s Double Decker Hong Kong Tram, and the abandoned Endless Tower of Boss Battles reaching into the sky.)

And the Endless Tower of Boss Battles looks exactly like The Lighthouse at Alexandria, but it's more abandoned looking and crumbling and TEN GOOGELPLEX TIMES taller and goes up into the sky. And the bosses have been there for BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF YEARS. Waiting to fight us.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Your inspirational prose inspires me, Pyro. I'll be right back. Also, why do you see the forums as a universe?

[The Wild West Pyro]

Your inspirational prose inspires me, Pyro. I'll be right back. Also, why do you see the forums as a universe?

It's like that. In my imagination, the Coffee Room, in the form of a massive multi floored log cabin, the Endless Tower of Boss Battles and The Tram of Thought are inside the White Void, between the World and the Wall.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Walks into the now mouldy, crumbling, rusting and maggot ridden Coffee Room.)

I'm back from Seoul. ( Says it sadly to imaginary audience, because the place is now a mess with cobwebs and rats, and no one comes here anymore. Versailles is closed and the glass is broken. )

( Sets down luggage, puts favourite books into backpack, straps flaming lasso onto belt, slings rifle across back, holds Colt Single Action Army Civilian revolver and leaves the old and messy Coffee Room.)

[JRPictures]

Dude we're all still here.

Just because we rarely posted here lately doesn't mean the Coffee Room is literally empty.

Stop making things over dramatic and some Blue Stuff (C)

[The Wild West Pyro]

Dude we're all still here.

Just because we rarely posted here lately doesn't mean the Coffee Room is literally empty.

Stop making things over dramatic and some Blue Stuff (C)

Er.....why do you like Blue Stuff so much?

[JRPictures]

Cause my favourite colour is blue duh.

Now sit down have a drink

[The Wild West Pyro]

Cause my favourite colour is blue duh.

Now sit down have a drink

( Drinks)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

*Sits down also, hot chocolate in hand.*

[Victin]

*takes the floor to the washing room, thus dooming Pyro and Genndy to fall into an endless nothing*

*washes the floor using chocolate syrup*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Really, Victin? Really? I just got back, and you literally yank the floor out from under my heels. Also, you forgot the fabric softener. *tosses Victin some marshmallow cream*

[Victin]

Really, Victin? Really? I just got back, and you literally yank the floor out from under my heels. Also, you forgot the fabric softener. *tosses Victin some marshmallow cream*

*tosses Victin some marshmallow cream*

*tosses Victin*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*is flying towards █████████ at 2████████████ kilometers per hour*

[AMimsyBorogove]

*Flash steps into his path and clotheslines him with the curving staff Laevateinn, baseball-bat style, and, surging my flames into the shape of a giant pair of wings and flapping once, sending him flying back into the coffee room at three times that speed, surrounded by a red glow of my flames.*

*Flash steps back into the coffee room in a flash of black flames, the burning phoenix wings disappearing as I adjust my fedora dramatically.*

Hi. Does anyone here happen to have some Green Stuff?

[Victin]

Wanna know what? Screw this.

ANTI! UNIT! GAE! BOLG!

*adds Gae Bolg concept to myself, and activate it in Anti-Unit mode (or something)*

*becomes a blur of red light that moves at impossible angles and stops alongside Mimsy, standing upside down*

I have to improve my movements. On the other hand thank you Mimsy for creating an invisible force plataform to work as a floor while the original floor is drying. Wait, did someone put the original floor to dry?

[Guyshane]

*Nukes the floor*
Its dry now, radioactive but dry

[AMimsyBorogove]

Guyshane, I'm pretty sure green stuff immunizes you to radiation, anyway.

As for the floor, who said I created any sort of platform? Everyone here can fly, even without wings. Or at least, I can. Touhou powers, or something.

[Victin]

Guyshane, I'm pretty sure green stuff immunizes you to radiation, anyway.

As for the floor, who said I created any sort of platform? Everyone here can fly, even without wings. Or at least, I can. Touhou powers, or something.

So I suppose someone else made the plataform. Or I forgot I could fly all this time. Either way, I'm okay with it.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Crawls out from the crater)

Agggggh.......I'm fine. Ow. RADIOACTIVITY HURTS!

( Grabs Lee Enfield and starts firing)

[Victin]

( Crawls out from the crater)

Agggggh.......I'm fine. Ow. RADIOACTIVITY HURTS!

( Grabs Lee Enfield and starts firing)

Uh... The floor wasn't in this room, it was in the washing room. Wait, nevermind, the washing room is in the end of the endless abyss under the main room. Also, I discovered that Adell is the god of fist fighting.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Impressive. So, if we are to worship our respective weapon-gods, I have Vita, apparently. Odd.

[Victin]

Actually, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is the god of... Well, better you see it.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I personally worship Pyro in the pantheon.

Anyway:

FIREBALLS, EXPLOSIONS AND FIRE GALORE!

( Does exactly that and flies back up from the washing room onto the battlefield)

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Actually, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is the god of... Well, better you see it.

Trope Pantheons have the strangest choices for deities.