The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Crawls out from the crater)

Agggggh.......I'm fine. Ow. RADIOACTIVITY HURTS!

( Grabs Lee Enfield and starts firing)

Uh... The floor wasn't in this room, it was in the washing room. Wait, nevermind, the washing room is in the end of the endless abyss under the main room. Also, I discovered that Adell is the god of fist fighting.

Adell is now officially a Badass.

[JRPictures]

Hi guys I got my giant mech here to wreck some damage

I called it The Mexa 1 *Shows off giant skyscraper sized mech painted in Australian flag colours*

It has some great weapons like the rocket punch, laser beams, missiles, blades, BFS, BFG, deflector shields and so forth.

And only I can pilot it.

*Blows up Coffee Room with missiles as it magically or scientifically fixes itself up*

This place is a weird mix of meta, magic, sci-fi, schizo tech and what mind screwy white void craziness that exists.

Yeah I'll never understand this place.....

[The Wild West Pyro]

Hi guys I got my giant mech here to wreck some damage

I called it The Mexa 1 *Shows off giant skyscraper sized mech painted in Australian flag colours*

It has some great weapons like the rocket punch, laser beams, missiles, blades, BFS, BFG, deflector shields and so forth.

And only I can pilot it.

*Blows up Coffee Room with missiles as it magically or scientifically fixes itself up*

This place is a weird mix of meta, magic, sci-fi, schizo tech and what mind screwy white void craziness that exists.

Yeah I'll never understand this place.....

HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME!

Oh, and JR, do you know that in the TF2 world, in 1968 ( the time the game was set in) and in the 1850s, Australia was the most technologically advanced and powerful country in the entire world. In the 1850s they'd invented airships and skyscrapers. By 1968, they invented the respawn system and teleporters.

[Victin]

Bowser is one of the best and most powerful villains. I think he might be my favorite.

[JRPictures]

No I didn't know that Pyro I don't even play TF2.

Moving on now, chicks dig robots so let's see if I can get any

[Sicon112]

No I didn't know that Pyro I don't even play TF2.

Moving on now, chicks dig robots so let's see if I can get any

But you just said you HAD a robot!

[The Wild West Pyro]

No I didn't know that Pyro I don't even play TF2.

Moving on now, chicks dig robots so let's see if I can get any

( Hot chicks run in.)

( And some of the hottest female movie characters ever)

ENJOY, JR.

[JRPictures]

Huh thanks Pyro but I don't want your help and Sicon...... Keep up the laughs.

*I run off in the endless Coffee Shop in the Mexa 1 out to pick up hot chicks or nerdy ones*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Huh thanks Pyro but I don't want your help and Sicon...... Keep up the laughs.

*I run off in the endless Coffee Shop in the Mexa 1 out to pick up hot chicks or nerdy ones*

Hmmmmm....OK.

Sicon, be careful.

AND GOOD LUCK JR. WATCH OUT FOR THE SLUTS.

( Starts gaming on Macbook)

[JRPictures]

Dude don't use the word sluts. That's mean and offensive (but seriously man don't use that word how old are you?)

This is some good Blue Stuff (C) in my Mexa 1.

[Scarab]

Huh thanks Pyro but I don't want your help and Sicon...... Keep up the laughs.
*I run off in the endless Coffee Shop in the Mexa 1 out to pick up hot chicks or nerdy ones*

Hmmmmm....OK.
Sicon, be careful.
AND GOOD LUCK JR. WATCH OUT FOR THE SLUTS.
( Starts gaming on Macbook)

Pyro you are LONG PAST being old enough to know that choice of word is unacceptable. >:(

[The Wild West Pyro]

Huh thanks Pyro but I don't want your help and Sicon...... Keep up the laughs.
*I run off in the endless Coffee Shop in the Mexa 1 out to pick up hot chicks or nerdy ones*

Hmmmmm....OK.
Sicon, be careful.
AND GOOD LUCK JR. WATCH OUT FOR THE SLUTS.
( Starts gaming on Macbook)

Pyro you are LONG PAST being old enough to know that choice of word is unacceptable. >:(

WELL, SORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

As a punishment, you may attack me with your ice wand while I sit here reading Signet Classic's The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Feel free to tell me when I can thaw out.

[JRPictures]

Pyro I don't think you're taking this seriously enough.

Anyways.......

Who wants to ride my Mecha and no not you Pyro

[The Wild West Pyro]

Pyro I don't think you're taking this seriously enough.

Anyways.......

Who wants to ride my Mecha and no not you Pyro

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!

( PROCEEDS TO BURN DOWN THE WHOLE PLACE, BURN EVERYONE, BURN EVERYONE AGAIN AND STOMPS OUT FURIOUSLY.)

I HATE BEING A FIRETRUCKING BUTT MONKEY!

( BURNS EVERYONE AGAIN, BURNS THE STUPID MECHA, RIPS OUT THE WIRES AND CHIPS AND METAL AND ALL THE OTHER CRAP AND SHOOTS EVERYONE IN HEAD WITH LEE ENFIELD TO MAKE SURE.)

I! HATE! YOU! ALL!

( THEN MAKES FIREBALLS, METEORS, TORPEDOES, FIERY BOMBS, AND 1 GOOGELPLEX NUKES FALL ON THE RUINS AND EVERYONE ELSE, GETS FIRE DRAGONS, PYROS, FIRE MONSTERS, PHOENIXES, FIREBIRDS, AND HUGE MATCHES, LIGHTERS AND BLOWTORCHES TO BURN THE RUINS AND DEAD AS WELL.)

THE ENTIRE WORLD HATES ME!

( AND FINALLY, MAKES ALL THE FIRE FROM THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND THAT AND OTHER UNIVERSES BURN THE RUINS AND EVERYONE ELSE TO COMPLETELY ANNIHILATE THEM.)

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING NASTY! AND THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU WERE MEAN TO ME!

( 500 HUNDERED THOUSAND MILLION BILLION TRILLION SQUILLION GOOGELPLEX APOCALYPTIC FIERY EXPLOSIONS!)

( Walks into the sunset with Colt SAA Civilian in right hand, Usborne Classic Retold: Don Quixote in left hand, books and Macbook in backpack, flaming lasso on belt, and Lee Enfield on his back.)

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[agoraoptera]

Pyro,

First of all, when you read this, know that we are not against you as you perceive it. I want you to calm down, to take some time and chill off. Be still. Breathe. Drink some water. Exhale.

Okay. As I see it, JR was simply offended by your word choice of 'slut'. We are an online community and so it is inevitable that we have wildly different viewpoints. All the more so then that we take each other's sensitivities into account.

I know you feel as though everyone's against you. I want to reassure you that that is most expressly not true. What IS happening, is that at times you behave in certain ways that upset many/most of our sensibilities. Even- more so- in real-life society, there are sets of etiquette and decorum that each of us follow. When we break these rules- say, be vulgar and offensive to other people as a vague example- we tend to face societal displeasure and/or distaste. That's why we have apologies. Humans apologise every day. There wouldn't be a need for apologies if everything was acceptable.

Are you feeling alright? People may dislike people, people may like people, for whatever reasons. This does NOT, however, translate to hate and general displeasure as you seem to believe. I may dislike a friend because he said something I did not like, but that does not mean I hate him. He is still my friend. I let it slide. Life goes on.

You are most emphatically NOT a butt monkey, as I understand it. I know not what caused that statement, and for that ignorance, I apologise.

Now, feeling calmer? Another thing. Your... expressive post will, while alerting us to your deep displeasure, also create a negative impression. One of the said societal taboos- if I may use such a strong word- is to throw tantrums. It is not that we don't empathise. It's that in the process of doing so, you offend the people who seek to help you. Condemning everyone to fiery death, whether in reality or not, is, well, not pleasant. For everyone. Claiming to annihilate us won't make us more sympathetic to you. I might even say that it might turn some against you.

However! I appeal to all who may feel offended by Pyro's tirade and humbly beg that you forgive him. Trust us, Pyro. Flipping out, then leaving, is not a strong way of building relationships. And to you, Pyro, I ask simply that you return and see that we are not being intentionally antagonistic towards you. Alert us if it seems that way, by all means, do. But do not throw a tantrum and lose your temper when for a moment people do not behave as you wish them to.

Trust me. Let us all behave civilly here. People may behave in opposition to each other, but we learn, we patch up our differences and go together. We are a tram.

Bear in mind, Pyro, that this being a forum has its own set of rules and regulations. Remember Rule 3.

"3. Don’t be dicks to each other or to me."

Remember that, Pyro. Do not become defensive when people have a differing opinion. Do not slam anyone who disagrees with you. Whenever you post, just try to think if what you have said is potentially offensive. If it is, try to rephrase it in another way that would be more agreeable.

That is all. Go nicely. Keep your cool, Pyro. Words spoken in anger never come to any good.

-agoraoptera

[Sicon112]

I'm perfectly willing to forgive him. Besides, I get passive aggressive when I get pissed off, and that's made things unpleasant for people before too.

And anyway, I condemn everyone in here to a firey death pretty regularly, and his wave of flames didn't bother my experiments in my doom fortress. It started coming towards my dimensional wall, but I managed to divert it into a neighboring universe by shifting my dimensional location slightly to the left. ...I may have accidentally fused Pyro's flames with the avians in said universe.

I think I may have accidentally just created Birdemic. Whoops. My bad guys.

[Guyshane]

I think I may have accidentally just created Birdemic. Whoops. My bad guys.

I may have accidentally just created Birdemic

just created Birdemic

No Sicon what have you done?!? the horribleness of the movie is the greatest threat to the Coffee Room ever known! It will surely destroy all dimensions if it is not stopped!!!

[Scarab]

I'm perfectly willing to forgive him. Besides, I get passive aggressive when I get pissed off, and that's made things unpleasant for people before too.

And anyway, I condemn everyone in here to a firey death pretty regularly, and his wave of flames didn't bother my experiments in my doom fortress. It started coming towards my dimensional wall, but I managed to divert it into a neighboring universe by shifting my dimensional location slightly to the left. ...I may have accidentally fused Pyro's flames with the avians in said universe.

I think I may have accidentally just created Birdemic. Whoops. My bad guys.

I don't know WHY we don't have the #BlameSicon tag on twitter, you really need to get one of those... Mimsy too actually, I would love to see bits of his mind in bitesized chunks on a daily basis.

Anyway, like Agora said, Pyro, you need to stop reacting so strongly to everything. Because regard;ess of whether that little freak out was serious or a joke, it was still a gross overreaction. We have people here who are younger than you and who are being a LOT more mature. If you HATE us so much, why do you come here?

We have many people here who have a variety of issues and problems which they have to cope with on a daily basis, just as you do, and I don't see any of THEM using those problems as an excuse for their behaviour. If I have insulted you at any point then I'm sorry, I hate finding out I've upset people, but you are old enough to know better than to behave this way and frankly, you're being bratty. Please treat people with the same respect you would wish for.

[IslaKariese]

A couple of #BlameSicon and #BlameMimsy tags would be perfect for us. We can make it a legit thing.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Yes, but what sort of scenarios would the tags apply to?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Yes, but what sort of scenarios would the tags apply to?

Better question: What WOULDN'T they apply to?

[Guyshane]

How about the one where Sicon creates Birdemic

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

How about the one where Sicon creates Birdemic

But who on earth would tweet about that?

[Scarab]

How about the one where Sicon creates Birdemic

But who on earth would tweet about that?

*Cough* https://twitter.com/GlyphSun

[JRPictures]

I'm sorry Pyro, but I didn't think my statement would push you over the edge. Youre by no means a butt monkey. If you were we'd make jokes about you all the time, which we don't.

Besides you dant burn down the Coffee Room, the Coffee Room burns you down.

I wouldn't worry about Birdemic that much, I watched both Phelous's and Obscurus Lupa's reviews and survived.


.......besides I have an armory of coat hangers to use.