The Coffee Room

[The Wild West Pyro]

I'm sorry Pyro, but I didn't think my statement would push you over the edge. Youre by no means a butt monkey. If you were we'd make jokes about you all the time, which we don't.

Besides you dant burn down the Coffee Room, the Coffee Room burns you down.

I wouldn't worry about Birdemic that much, I watched both Phelous's and Obscurus Lupa's reviews and survived.


.......besides I have an armory of coat hangers to use.

WAIT, WHAT? COAT HANGERS?

Er......how deadly are those?

And..OH CRAP...( holds on to his 3 favourite books and holsters his Revolver)A-AGH...BIRDEMIC!

( Dies)

[Lordxana0]

Everybody everybody listen up now. I have news such special news listen up. I am here to announce a special prize for the three winners of the pub quiz

*puts three gold statues of the winners in unbreakable unmovable cases held in place by the power of I the Coffee Room owner and master*

Eli, Narativedilettante, and Krika, I name you now co-owners of the Coffee Room, meaning you gain the ultimate power *brings all of you close to me and whispers something* and that is how you make the Green Stuff, if you ever try and tell anyone it will always come out as a different recipe. The Coffee Room recognizes you as a step under me, and now you have absolute control over the environment, except you can't effect me, after all I am the real owner *winks*

[Sicon112]

You are so ungrateful. I even got your lot re-rented for you, and yet they get ownership? Well, whatever, I added my name to the lease when I managed to get the dimensional hole to this place back open.

GRATS, GUYS!

[The Wild West Pyro]

Everybody everybody listen up now. I have news such special news listen up. I am here to announce a special prize for the three winners of the pub quiz

*puts three gold statues of the winners in unbreakable unmovable cases held in place by the power of I the Coffee Room owner and master*

Eli, Narativedilettante, and Krika, I name you now co-owners of the Coffee Room, meaning you gain the ultimate power *brings all of you close to me and whispers something* and that is how you make the Green Stuff, if you ever try and tell anyone it will always come out as a different recipe. The Coffee Room recognizes you as a step under me, and now you have absolute control over the environment, except you can't effect me, after all I am the real owner *winks*

But of course.

You are the Demonic Coffee Salesman, after all. You set up this place, and gave Green Stuff to everyone.

Also, I'm typing because I'm dead. Heaven's WiFi IS AWESOME, THE INTERNET CONNECTION IS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT, NOTHING CRASHES, EVERYTHING WORKS PERFECTLY AND LOADS SUPER FAST, AND YOU NEVER NEED TO CHARGE YOUR MACBOOK. ALL BATTERIES STAY ON 100% FOREVER.

I died of Birdemic, in case you haven't noticed.

[Endless Sea]

...I don't even know anymore.

[IslaKariese]

...Run.

[Lordxana0]

You are so ungrateful. I even got your lot re-rented for you, and yet they get ownership? Well, whatever, I added my name to the lease when I managed to get the dimensional hole to this place back open.

GRATS, GUYS!

Si if it were up to me you would be, but the place decides what it wants, after all this place is a living being. *pets the counter* And it told me those who won the thing are allowed to co-own

[Sicon112]

I did win, though. Anyway, I've got my own ways of achieving the same thing. It's not like it would change anything. XD I've even already created an infinite supply of Green Stuff TM from a fridge WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.

[The Wild West Pyro]

I did win, though. Anyway, I've got my own ways of achieving the same thing. It's not like it would change anything. XD I've even already created an infinite supply of Green Stuff TM from a fridge WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.

Er, when? I don't remember.

[Sicon112]

I did win, though. Anyway, I've got my own ways of achieving the same thing. It's not like it would change anything. XD I've even already created an infinite supply of Green Stuff TM from a fridge WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.

Er, when? I don't remember.

A long time ago, before you showed up, I think. Back when Green Stuff TM was first invented.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*walks into coffee room*

wow... place has changed a bit.

*all weapons are stripped, leaving a girl dressed in a jeans and a hoodie*

This could be fun.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*walks into coffee room*

wow... place has changed a bit.

*all weapons are stripped, leaving a girl dressed in a jeans and a hoodie*

This could be fun.

( Puts her weapons in Coffee Room armoury.)

I'm dead and up in Heaven, it's awesome.

( Throws her Green Stuff)

[Sicon112]

*walks into coffee room*

wow... place has changed a bit.

*all weapons are stripped, leaving a girl dressed in a jeans and a hoodie*

This could be fun.

Yeah, it hasn't changed enough to make dropping your weapons a good idea.

*The nuke Shane gave me in this post detonates from within her new hoodie*

Not that they would have helped you.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*walks into coffee room*

wow... place has changed a bit.

*all weapons are stripped, leaving a girl dressed in a jeans and a hoodie*

This could be fun.

Yeah, it hasn't changed enough to make dropping your weapons a good idea.

*The nuke Shane gave me in this post detonates from within her new hoodie*

Not that they would have helped you.

HAY.

NOW YOU'VE SET THE PLACE ON FIRE AGAIN!

GRRRRRRR.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*smoke clears*

*Pops back into existence behind the counter unaffected*

nope, but being a permanent piece of the shop has its' benefits. As for weapons, I don't believe I'm allowed them. Unless Xana knows better and cares to inform me.

[Sicon112]

Who needs matches when you can do this?

*Snaps fingers and a torrent of blue fire tears through the room*

So much more efficient.

[Sicon112]

*smoke clears*

*Pops back into existence behind the counter unaffected*

nope, but being a permanent piece of the shop has its' benefits. As for weapons, I don't believe I'm allowed them. Unless Xana knows better and cares to inform me.

What, you mean respawn? We all do that ANYWAY. Aaaand I just hit you with a wave of flames again, so that's two respawns so far.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*smoke clears*

*Pops back into existence behind the counter unaffected*

nope, but being a permanent piece of the shop has its' benefits. As for weapons, I don't believe I'm allowed them. Unless Xana knows better and cares to inform me.

What, you mean respawn? We all do that ANYWAY.

I didn't respawn. though if you people didn't have respawn then it would just be you and mimsy trying to kill each other in escalating battles of touhou references and technobabble.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Uses his new angel wings to fly down and get into the Coffee Room)

NONONONO, Sicon. You're supposed to do it like this!

( Gets out Gold Zippo, flicks it on and Greek Fire starts burning up to the Coffee Room)

Much more powerful.

And if that wasn't enough-

( Lights Match)

GREEN FIRE!!!!!!!

[Lordxana0]

I did win, though. Anyway, I've got my own ways of achieving the same thing. It's not like it would change anything. XD I've even already created an infinite supply of Green Stuff TM from a fridge WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.

Oh yes the old blend, this one is quite a bit stronger *looks at the three I have revealed the secret to* And I believe the ingredients will never leave their minds. Trust me it takes a lot of power to make this, and to get that power the reality of fiction must be in your hands. A secret that can only be known by the rooms owner, and no one can match my personally darkness and take control. After all *raises a cup of green stuff high in the air* I am *pours it in front of me and spawns thousands of Cthullu Spawn*

The

*jumps on top of one*

Demonic

*they roar out*

Coffee

*they begin dancing around the one I am standing on*

Shop Owner!

*they all catch fire and turn to ash leaving me standing on the ash of the creature I was on*

Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/MasteroftheShop

And FEAR

[The Wild West Pyro]

I did win, though. Anyway, I've got my own ways of achieving the same thing. It's not like it would change anything. XD I've even already created an infinite supply of Green Stuff TM from a fridge WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.

Oh yes the old blend, this one is quite a bit stronger *looks at the three I have revealed the secret to* And I believe the ingredients will never leave their minds. Trust me it takes a lot of power to make this, and to get that power the reality of fiction must be in your hands. A secret that can only be known by the rooms owner, and no one can match my personally darkness and take control. After all *raises a cup of green stuff high in the air* I am *pours it in front of me and spawns thousands of Cthullu Spawn*

The

*jumps on top of one*

Demonic

*they roar out*

Coffee

*they begin dancing around the one I am standing on*

Shop Owner!

*they all catch fire and turn to ash leaving me standing on the ash of the creature I was on*

Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/MasteroftheShop

And FEAR

A TOAST TO YOU!

( Toasts him while casually burning up the Coffee Room.)

Now, if you excuse me- ( loading up Lee Enfield and Colt SAA Civilian with DEMON ANNIHILATING bullets and cleaning the Flaming Lasso with Holy Water, putting a Bible in my backpack and a cross on my neck) I'M GOING ON A DEMON KILLING SPREE!

( Goes down to Hell and proceeds to massacre the demons who possess people)

[Sicon112]

( Uses his new angel wings to fly down and get into the Coffee Room)

NONONONO, Sicon. You're supposed to do it like this!

( Gets out Gold Zippo, flicks it on and Greek Fire starts burning up to the Coffee Room)

Much more powerful.

Heh....

*Snaps fingers and a blue copy of Pyro's attack amplified even further slams into his location*

Please recall that before this place shut down I got a power boost via abuse of the respawn system. I wonder what my powers could be... MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh yes the old blend, this one is quite a bit stronger *looks at the three I have revealed the secret to* And I believe the ingredients will never leave their minds. Trust me it takes a lot of power to make this, and to get that power the reality of fiction must be in your hands. A secret that can only be known by the rooms owner, and no one can match my personally darkness and take control. After all *raises a cup of green stuff high in the air* I am *pours it in front of me and spawns thousands of Cthullu Spawn*

The

*jumps on top of one*

Demonic

*they roar out*

Coffee

*they begin dancing around the one I am standing on*

Shop Owner!

*they all catch fire and turn to ash leaving me standing on the ash of the creature I was on*

Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/MasteroftheShop

And FEAR

...That's nice.

*Spectral blue swords impale the twitter link.*

...Hang on just a second.

*Explodes in blue flames and vanishes. There is silence for a moment, before his voice echoes from everywhere at once*

Oh, wait, there it is! *Crash* Uh... hope no one was using that.

*Reappears in more blue fire standing on the ceiling sipping a mug of Green Stuff TM, which is not falling, for some reason*

...Hmmm. Tasty AND it ignores gravity. Cool.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Meanwhile in Hell....

( Blowing Demon's Heads off with Lee Enfield and beating them to death with rifle butt, or throwing fireballs at them)

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE, DEMONS!

( Climbs back up to the Coffee Room for a minute)

Would anyone like to accompany me on the Demon Killing Spree? Oh, and Hell's just like Dante described it. By Dante, I'm referring to Dante's Inferno.

[JRPictures]

Well this has been eventful.

Oh yes the old blend, this one is quite a bit stronger *looks at the three I have revealed the secret to* And I believe the ingredients will never leave their minds. Trust me it takes a lot of power to make this, and to get that power the reality of fiction must be in your hands. A secret that can only be known by the rooms owner, and no one can match my personally darkness and take control. After all *raises a cup of green stuff high in the air* I am *pours it in front of me and spawns thousands of Cthullu Spawn*

The

*jumps on top of one*

Demonic

*they roar out*

Coffee

*they begin dancing around the one I am standing on*

Shop Owner!

*they all catch fire and turn to ash leaving me standing on the ash of the creature I was on*

Follow me on twitter https://twitter.com/MasteroftheShop

And FEAR

I followed you on Twitter now mate. HAPPY?!! YOU CRUEL UNKIND MONSTER

Moving on.

*rides in the Mexa 1 mech ready for some fun.*

You know my mech runs on Blue Stuff (C). It's that good

[The Wild West Pyro]

No one? OK?

( Goes back down and proceeds to burn up demons)

NOW, IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME WHERE THE HELL ( PARDON THE PUN) THE ANTICHRIST IS, LET ME SEE HIM, I NEED TO KILL HIM.