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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:52 pm

Sicon112 wrote:*sigh* Another one for the madhouse. Seriously, what is WRONG with you people. These drinks are perfectly fine. Here, I'll prove it! *Chugs the same stuff Xana just handed out* See? Totally fine. Oh wait, I seem to have developed telekinesis. And I'm floating a little. You really know your stuff, Xana.


If you have telekinesis could you please help me put these shelves back on the wall? We need a place to put all of these strange beverages when people aren't drinking them, and we knocked all the shelves down before...

IslaKariese wrote:OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.

Hang on a sec, I've still got the ice wand here, now just... Stay. Perfectly. Still.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:52 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
RotavatoR wrote:...who lit isla on fire?

You, probably.

OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.


QUICK! JUMP IN THE OCEAN!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Adell on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:54 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:
RotavatoR wrote:...who lit isla on fire?

You, probably.

OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.


*TOSSES BUCKET OF WATER*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:54 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:*sigh* Another one for the madhouse. Seriously, what is WRONG with you people. These drinks are perfectly fine. Here, I'll prove it! *Chugs the same stuff Xana just handed out* See? Totally fine. Oh wait, I seem to have developed telekinesis. And I'm floating a little. You really know your stuff, Xana.


If you have telekinesis could you please help me put these shelves back on the wall? We need a place to put all of these strange beverages when people aren't drinking them, and we knocked all the shelves down before...


Sure. *snaps fingers as he hovers over to the shelves and crosses his arms over his chest* *bottles and cups fly all over the place and land on the shelving unit*

Whew. It's harder than you would think to control all of those vectors at once. Good thing I have my Green Stuff(TM)!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:56 pm

Adell wrote:*TOSSES BUCKET OF WATER*


*Looks sadly at her ice wand, then sighs and puts it away* Oh well, guess I won't be needing that now.

Sicon112 wrote:Sure. *snaps fingers as he hovers over to the shelves and crosses his arms over his chest* *bottles and cups fly all over the place and land on the shelving unit*

Whew. It's harder than you would think to control all of those vectors at once. Good thing I have my Green Stuff(TM)!


Cheers :)

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:57 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.

QUICK! JUMP IN THE OCEAN!

Adell wrote:*TOSSES BUCKET OF WATER*

THAT'S NOT WATER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. OH, I'M HURT. I'M VERY MUCH HURT.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby RotavatoR on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:59 pm

i don't even know how to spell fishiey anymore

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:00 pm

IslaKariese wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:
IslaKariese wrote:OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD.

QUICK! JUMP IN THE OCEAN!

Adell wrote:*TOSSES BUCKET OF WATER*

THAT'S NOT WATER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. OH, I'M HURT. I'M VERY MUCH HURT.


Shit, that was some spare Cthulhu-... Well you don't wanna know what part it came from.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Adell on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:02 pm

Woops, I grabbed the bucket of eldritch horrors. Sorry.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:03 pm

Adell wrote:Woops, I grabbed the bucket of eldritch horrors. Sorry.


Hey, it's not a big deal. Everyone makes that mistake at least once.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:04 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Adell wrote:
Woops, I grabbed the bucket of eldritch horrors. Sorry.

Hey, it's not a big deal. Everyone makes that mistake at least once.


*Shakes head and finds the ice wand again* Okay Isla, just stay right where you are aaaaand....

*Misses her altogether.*

...Well, crabapples, now that's not staying still, is it?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:05 pm

Scarab wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Adell wrote:
Woops, I grabbed the bucket of eldritch horrors. Sorry.

Hey, it's not a big deal. Everyone makes that mistake at least once.


*Shakes head and finds the ice wand again* Okay Isla, just stay right where you are aaaaand....

*Misses her altogether.*

...Well, crabapples, now that's not staying still, is it?


Hard to stay still when you're covered in fire and Cthulhu.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:05 pm

NeverSlender wrote:Shit, that was some spare Cthulhu-... Well you don't wanna know what part it came from.

Adell wrote:Woops, I grabbed the bucket of eldritch horrors. Sorry.

***YOU BASTARDS***
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Guyshane on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:06 pm

Use more Green Stuff(TM)! it makes everything better
I say we nuke it from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:06 pm

NeverSlender wrote:Hard to stay still when you're covered in fire and Cthulhu.


Meh, fair enough.

IslaKariese wrote:***YOU BASTARDS***


It's fine, it's fine, we've got this, I swear! *Shoots again.*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby RotavatoR on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:07 pm

Wow, my life just flashed by me, right in front of my eyes.
...I never should've stolen that girl's lunchbox :(

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:08 pm

Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Hard to stay still when you're covered in fire and Cthulhu.


Meh, fair enough.

IslaKariese wrote:***YOU BASTARDS***


It's fine, it's fine, we've got this, I swear! *Shoots again.*


SHIIIIT! YOU HIT THE GREEN STUFF(TM) AND IT GREW LEGS!!!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:10 pm

Why is there no mention of this thread in the Timeline?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby RotavatoR on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:10 pm

As my great-grandaunt always used to say: Nothing livens up the mood like some misunderstood quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:10 pm

*Becomes... the Bride of Cthulhu!*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:10 pm

Victin wrote:Why is there no mention of this thread in the Timeline?


I... you know, I have no clue...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:11 pm

NeverSlender wrote:
Scarab wrote:
NeverSlender wrote:Hard to stay still when you're covered in fire and Cthulhu.


Meh, fair enough.

IslaKariese wrote:***YOU BASTARDS***


It's fine, it's fine, we've got this, I swear! *Shoots again.*


SHIIIIT! YOU HIT THE GREEN STUFF(TM) AND IT GREW LEGS!!!


How??? How did an ICE WAND make the damn green stuff grow legs? Are you hallucinating again?

IslaKariese wrote:*Becomes... the Bride of Cthulhu!*


...Damn it, I am such a bloody bad shot. :(
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby NeverSlender on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:11 pm

Sicon112 wrote:
Victin wrote:Why is there no mention of this thread in the Timeline?


I... you know, I have no clue...


Time loop. It's being constantly added and deleted to the timeline.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Finch on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:12 pm

IslaKariese wrote:*Becomes... the Bride of Cthulhu!*


That would sound like a movie I would go see.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby RotavatoR on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:12 pm

we will never get out of here alive
either that or each time, we have our memories wiped
i'm not sure which one i'd prefer
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