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I'm sure he or she is in the coffee room somewhere.

It's not me.

JackAlsworth wrote:I'm sure he or she is in the coffee room somewhere.

It's not me.

That doesn't mean I won't kill you.

*Blue knives explode from inside him*

By the way, welcome back to the Coffee Room.

Hmmm...there is only one way to check-

( Shows a picture of Noah's Ark from his Bible to everyone to see if there are any negative reactions.)

Hm. None of you so far.

( Goes down to the basement)

( Muffled sounds)

Inside Basement:

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE CAUGHT DAMIEN! IN HIS ADULT FORM! YOU KNOW, THE ONE FROM THE OMEN!

AVE VERSUS CHRISTUS? AVE CHRISTUS! JESUS IS BETTER THAN YOU!

( Garrotes him with flaming lasso, beats him with rifle butt, shoots him with Colt SAA Civilian and finally attacks him with millions of fireballs and does the Mad Minute on him with a Lee Enfield.)

I have an announcement, which can be viewed here.

Hmmmm. OK.

( Finishes killing Antichrist by pinning him in a cross shape to table with four daggers, then unleashes cross shaped fire onto him.)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

You do realize the antichrist's entire plan hinged on you killing him, right?

JackAlsworth wrote:You do realize the antichrist's entire plan hinged on you killing him, right?

WAIT..WHAT?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

( Throws him up to Heaven)

GOD AND THE ANGELS WILL BE THRASHING THE ANTI CRAP OUTTA HIM!

JackAlsworth wrote:You do realize the antichrist's entire plan hinged on you killing him, right?

You do realize you appear to be a ghost right now, right? Actually, that's weird. Usually people respawn around here. Huh. How'd you do that?

Sicon112 wrote:

JackAlsworth wrote:You do realize the antichrist's entire plan hinged on you killing him, right?

You do realize you appear to be a ghost right now, right? Actually, that's weird. Usually people respawn around here. Huh. How'd you do that?

I died of Birdemic-AND THE RESPAWN SYSTEM CRASHED WHEN I DIED.

Oh, look! God's fired a portal gun twice and dumped the antichrist into it so he'll keep on falling forever and ever....

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Oh, look! God's fired a portal gun twice and dumped the antichrist into it so he'll keep on falling forever and ever....

That's... actually pretty badass.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:

Sicon112 wrote:

JackAlsworth wrote:You do realize the antichrist's entire plan hinged on you killing him, right?

You do realize you appear to be a ghost right now, right? Actually, that's weird. Usually people respawn around here. Huh. How'd you do that?

I died of Birdemic-AND THE RESPAWN SYSTEM CRASHED WHEN I DIED.

Oh, look! God's fired a portal gun twice and dumped the antichrist into it so he'll keep on falling forever and ever....

Uh, Pyro, you appear to be just fine. It's JACK that's the ghost. XD

Once you've been turned into radioactive grit once before, ghostform is relatively easy.

Also, it lets me get around a good chunk of the messiness that goes on around here.

Aaaaand you all just read that as a challenge.

Oh, OK.

I've got Angel Wings-BIG ONES- Because I am dead.

IslaKariese wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Oh, look! God's fired a portal gun twice and dumped the antichrist into it so he'll keep on falling forever and ever....

That's... actually pretty badass.

God IS a badass.

JackAlsworth wrote:Once you've been turned into radioactive grit once before, ghostform is relatively easy.

Also, it lets me get around a good chunk of the messiness that goes on around here.

Aaaaand you all just read that as a challenge.

...Yes. Yes I will.

Ghost Cutting Blade ~ WHITE TOWER SWORD!

*A spectral katana spewing blue fire appears in my hands, and in an instant I am standing on the other side of the room and you have been cut in a thousand places. You reappear in the respawn zone, still a ghost*

Hey, look, ghosts respawn as ghosts. That's good to know. Science complete!

( Flying around as an angel)

Oh, and my guns now have infinite ammo. Thanks, Heaven Armoury!

I found this interesting comment on youtube on a flying monkeys clip by a guy called " LeComteDeVersaille":

I BEAT UP ONE OF THE MONKEYS YESTERDAY, AND HAVE MY SIGHTS OF EXTERMINATING THE LIKES OF ALL THOSE MALIGNED MUTANTS.

I AM COMING TO EXORCISE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST SOON ENOUGH-

DON QUIXOTE.

Great. Now I'm going to have to have a talk with the count of my shop. Why do I even have one of those in the first place?

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Great. Now I'm going to have to have a talk with the count of my shop. Why do I even have one of those in the first place?

I haff no idea.

But apparently-WAIT. WHAT THE F-( gets hit by flying broom)

( The Wicked Witch of the West smashes into the room on her broom, followed by Quixote riding his horse and with his lance out, that has twenty flying monkey corpses impaled on it, and the rest's heads are dangling from his saddlebags.)

Quixote: COME BACK HERE, WITCH!

Theodora/Elphaba/The Witch/Whatever her name even is: NO CHANCE, YOU INSANE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A KNIGHT!

( She hurls fireballs at him, which he blocks with his shield.)

( The Witch dismounts and uses her broom as a broomstick quarterstaff, while Quixote fights with his lance. His sword was broken by the Witch during the chase from Oz to here.)

( Meanwhile a very battered young Oz, with a confused Dorothy Gale, Scarecrow, Tin Man and Cowardly Lion staggers in with them while Glinda floats outside)

Well, it looks like they got through into here. AND WAIT, WHAT-QUIXOTE HAS APPEARED TO HAVE NEARLY WRECKED OZ.

( Goes in, sits down, and reads)

Well, at least no one being in here gives you some quiet.

I hope the Oz refugees got back OK. And I locked Quixote in the dungeon. With the Witch.

( Ignores the constant hand to hand combat going on in their cell.)

For once- no destruction, no fights, no experiments...just peace.

( Enjoys the silence and starts reading and sipping some Green Stuff he found in a jug.)

Hey what's this doing here?

( Pokes the Nuke)

Hmmmm. Guyshane's nuke. Interesting.

Pyro why did you lock Don Quixote in a dungeon?

*Walks off in the Mexa 1 ready to face danger*

JRPictures wrote:Pyro why did you lock Don Quixote in a dungeon?

*Walks off in the Mexa 1 ready to face danger*

He went into Oz and tried to kill all the Flying Monkeys and the Witch. And he apparently left Oz in ruins.

That's massively out of character for him.

It's obviously an impostor that wanted to destroy the Wicked Witch and the flying monkeys

Why would Don Quixote try and kill the witch and leave Oz in ruins?

JRPictures wrote:That's massively out of character for him.

It's obviously an impostor that wanted to destroy the Wicked Witch and the flying monkeys

Why would Don Quixote try and kill the witch and leave Oz in ruins?

WAIIIITTTT.....

( Checks Cell)

OH WAIT, THAT IS AN IMPOSTER. THAT IS VERY OBVIOUSLY A FALSE BEARD. PLUS, THE REAL DON DOES NOT WEAR A KNIGHT'S HELMET, HE WEARS A GOLD BASIN. AND HIS LANCE ISN'T A JOUSTING LANCE, IT'S A BIG-ASS SPEAR.

Then....where is the real Don? ( Slight fridge horror moment)

HEY! I FOUND QUIXOTE- THE REAL ONE- IN LA MANCHA! WANDERING THE MOUNTAINS! TIED UP!

AND I WAS DIGGING AROUND IN THE COFFEE ROOM ARMOURY AND FOUND THIS SUPER COOL THING!


AND THIS MIND SCREW IN AN OLD LAB!