The Coffee Room

[JackAlsworth]

I guess this is the time when I say, "Oh, no, not again," isn't i-

*a large bolt of electricity arcs into my center mass, incinerating the floor around where I'm standing, and proceeds to arc directly past me into a nearby table. Shards of superheated rock and ash blow across the room. I remain standing, unharmed.*

Um...

Well! That was unexpected.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Hey! That was my favorite table!

[Sicon112]

I'm sorry Jack, but I'm going to have to press this button now. Just remember, it was all for science.

*Presses button to fuse Jack's existence with a cabbage*

[eli_gone_crazy]

....




I'm sorry I had too

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

I wonder what happens when I point at that cabbage with my nuke!laser finger...?

[Sicon112]

I don't see why we shouldn't find out...

[Victin]

*casts duplication spell on Qara*

I'm already a duplicate of my clone. Your spell is invalid.

*spins*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*electricity-spams*

Uh... I don't see how your logic applies. I'm creating a new duplicate of you. Whether you are a duplicate or not, that doesn't matter.

Also, *Destroys the cabbage*

I still wonder why isn't Qara paying attention to the puppy I gave her. Even though she is eletrifrying everything, the puppy is immune to eletricity and awaits her spinning to stop to lick her. Also I intended to make a pun back here.

[JackAlsworth]

Wait, my existence into a cabbage? What does that even mea-

*a strange sucking noise is heard. I disappear. The cabbage trembles ominously.*

*Several seconds later, I (or something that looks suspiciously like me) respawns in the smouldering crater left by Qara's last "electrical experiment".*

Whuh... buh... I... *looks at cabbage* Aren't I...

*the cabbage doesn't move, but if it could, you imagine you would see the approximation of a cabbage-shrug*

*I (or something etc.) look up and see Qara pointing at the cabbage.*

Wait! No! What did I - it - oh, damn, this is confusing!

[JackAlsworth]

ninja'd

Also, *Destroys the cabbage*

*the cabbage bounces around in Victin's area of attack for a while. It appears to be unharmed.*

OWW geez, Vic! I didn't do anything to you either! I mean, the cabbage didn't! Argh!

[Victin]

ninja'd

Also, *Destroys the cabbage*

*the cabbage bounces around in Victin's area of attack for a while. It appears to be unharmed.*

OWW geez, Vic! I didn't do anything to you either! I mean, the cabbage didn't! Argh!

The cabbage has passed my test.

*casts eletricity-proofness on the cabbage*

Wait, that won't work angainst Qara's nuke!laserthingie... Or whatever. Well, Qara, if I give you another puppy, may you let the cabbage live?

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Wait, that won't work angainst Qara's nuke!laserthingie... Or whatever. Well, Qara, if I give you another puppy, may you let the cabbage live?

Listen, it's not up to me! I just spew the lasers at whatever's in front of me while I SPIN! It's fun! It's like a ride!

*a bolt of electriclasers hits Vic in the face*

WHEEE!

[Victin]

Wait, that won't work angainst Qara's nuke!laserthingie... Or whatever. Well, Qara, if I give you another puppy, may you let the cabbage live?

Listen, it's not up to me! I just spew the lasers at whatever's in front of me while I SPIN! It's fun! It's like a ride!

*a bolt of electriclasers hits Vic in the face*

WHEEE!

It used to ticle me until I became rubber. Also, I said and I repeat: the puppy awaits you.

*glomps Qara*

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

*glomps Qara*

You might not want to do that; I'm spinning very fa--

*vic gets plastered across the bar*

Well, I TRIED to warn him.

*spins*


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Victin]

*glomps Qara*

You might not want to do that; I'm spinning very fa--

*vic gets plastered across the bar*

Well, I TRIED to warn him.

*spins*


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*starts bouncing around the coffee room*

Again, I'm made of rubber.

*keeps bouncing*

*takes control over bounces*

*glomps Qara again*

[IslaKariese]

*Hums the One Piece English theme* Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of Gum-Gum...!

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Sighs)

I guess if no one's gonna revive me, I''ll stay dead........

( Stays in his coffin in the coffee room)

I knew getting buried in here was a bad idea......

[Sicon112]

Isn't there an auto respawn system in here?

[eli_gone_crazy]

oops?

[Guyshane]

Isn't there an auto respawn system in here?

I knew we forgot to turn something on when we start this back up

[JackAlsworth]

It's glitchy, I assume. I mean, I was a ghost for however long, until eli... Yeah.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( BURSTS OUT OF COFFIN)

I AM AN ANGEL NOW! COMPLETE WITH THE MASSIVE WINGS!

( Starts practicing his flying)

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

oops?

Eliiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Did you eat the respawn system AGAIN?

*tries to shake finger admonishingly at eli*

*lasersparks shoot out at her*

oops.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Woah!
*pops out of existence*

*sparks fly and strike the bar, breaking glass*

*pops into existence*

"Really? I didn't eat it! I just mixed up the different switches!"

[Victin]

Since I glomped Qara, *pushes her out of the spinning plataform or whatever is making her spin, then destroys it*

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Flying around with his newly acquired angel wings)

THIS IS FUN!