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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:48 pm

*stands, charred and slightly crispy*

...*koff*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:00 am

IslaKariese wrote:*stands, charred and slightly crispy*

...*koff*


Oh.

OK.

( Climbs back in with his things, only to find that his wings are...crispy.)

Don't worry. You can eat them off. They're dove feathers, they grow back after you bit the burnt bits off.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:15 am

*yips, delicately picking off small downy feathers with her paws and munching on them languidly*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:19 am

IslaKariese wrote:*yips, delicately picking off small downy feathers with her paws and munching on them languidly*


It's like crisps to her, only more gamey. And of course, ANGEL WINGS ARE EXTREMELY LOW CALORIE, BECAUSE GOD IS JUST THAT AWESOME.

*Seriously, don't try to eat Devil Wings, they're greasy, and have massive calories. Oh, and it takes half an hour to chew a piece.*

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:20 pm

I'm not sure what this is, but I think I found Pixel O_o

And also, the scariest superpower of all.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JRPictures on Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:01 pm

Victin wrote:I'm not sure what this is, but I think I found Pixel O_o

And also, the scariest superpower of all.

Scary indeed, since this room already did it.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:42 pm

If we don't have physics, there's no reason to compare powers and stuff like that, as there's no mathematical truth to be used as a baseline.

If we do have physics, the Manipulation of Perspective is way overblown in there and it's nowhere near as powerful as it's played up to be. :P

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:51 pm

Manipulation of perspective is DANGEROUS, but... it doesn't work like that. At all. -_-' That would be because the power is based on faulty assumption.
Normal people are the easiest to manipulate. Too smart and they have an annoying tendency to catch wind of your plans, too dumb and, in the words of a certain pirate, "You can never tell when they are about to do something incredibly...stupid."
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:56 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Manipulation of perspective is DANGEROUS, but... it doesn't work like that. At all. -_-' That would be because the power is based on faulty assumption.

o.o How does it work then?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:05 pm

Victin wrote:
Sicon112 wrote:Manipulation of perspective is DANGEROUS, but... it doesn't work like that. At all. -_-' That would be because the power is based on faulty assumption.

o.o How does it work then?


Power of perspectives would create really mind screw powers and illusionary stuff, like Sosuke Aizen plus acid trip, but it wouldn't allow direct manipulation of reality itself. However, the person who created that assumes that reality does not exist. That there is nothing that can be called reality and all that is only exists within our minds, as we see it. In that way, you could use perception to manipulate reality, because reality and perception are the same thing. However, if reality is reality, and there are underlying laws to it, such as physical laws, then that power no longer works that way. You can trap people in perfect illusions, but because their perceptions remain exactly that, perceptions of what is real, you cannot actually use it on reality, because that is something separate. More correctly, the power that guy uses could be called "Manipulation of That Which Is Perceived". And that is essentially reality warping, except he can't warp something that no one knows about.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:16 pm

... Okay, sorry, I lost track at some points but understood others, may you explain it in Layman's Terms?

I think I have an argument angainst what you said, but I'd like to be sure before saying anything.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:29 pm

Short version is this: What they describe there is essentially a clone of basic reality warping with a different name tacked onto it. Manipulation of Perspective is something entirely different from what they have written down. Manipulation of Perspective allows you to manipulate how people perceive the world, which is, for all intents and purposes, to lock them into a perfect illusion. It also has applications as a form of mind control.

Their argument is that reality is defined by how you perceive it, and therefore has no existence of its own apart from that, meaning that if you change how someone sees something, you are fundamentally modifying how that thing looks, etc. This is very silly. If that were true, then hundreds upon hundreds of years ago, the Earth was the center of the universe, and everything orbited around it, because that was how people perceived reality to be.

My argument is that regardless of what you sense or think, something exists, and you may or may not be right about it. Manipulation of Perspective can change how you look at the world, but not what the world is.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Pixelmage on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:34 pm

You manipulate what people perceive. Not what the object is.

Which is why I said that if physics is on in the setting, that power is overplayed in that wiki.

Basically, I affect you to perceive that you can break a wall with your fingers. Fine so far, but that doesn't change either your fingers or the building, because it didn't change the object. When you try to shove your hand into the wall to break it, physics kick in and you break your own hands, regardless of how you "saw" the relation between fingers and stone walls.

It's probably the most powerful illusory power. But it doesn't affect how reality works, provided that there are physical laws. It can only work as described in the wiki in a fully conceptual universe, which most settings are not.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:36 pm

*enters Coffee Room, unnoticed by the commotion, and pours a cup of hot chocolate.*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:53 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*enters Coffee Room, unnoticed by the commotion, and pours a cup of hot chocolate.*


*walks over to Genndy and smacks the hot chocolate to the floor* No outside drinks. Here take some chocolate Green Stuff[*]tm[*] *hands it to you and walks away muttering about who people think they are and being to big for their britches*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:59 pm

Sicon112 wrote:Short version is this: What they describe there is essentially a clone of basic reality warping with a different name tacked onto it. Manipulation of Perspective is something entirely different from what they have written down. Manipulation of Perspective allows you to manipulate how people perceive the world, which is, for all intents and purposes, to lock them into a perfect illusion. It also has applications as a form of mind control.

Their argument is that reality is defined by how you perceive it, and therefore has no existence of its own apart from that, meaning that if you change how someone sees something, you are fundamentally modifying how that thing looks, etc. This is very silly. If that were true, then hundreds upon hundreds of years ago, the Earth was the center of the universe, and everything orbited around it, because that was how people perceived reality to be.

My argument is that regardless of what you sense or think, something exists, and you may or may not be right about it. Manipulation of Perspective can change how you look at the world, but not what the world is.

Pixelmage wrote:You manipulate what people perceive. Not what the object is.

Which is why I said that if physics is on in the setting, that power is overplayed in that wiki.

Basically, I affect you to perceive that you can break a wall with your fingers. Fine so far, but that doesn't change either your fingers or the building, because it didn't change the object. When you try to shove your hand into the wall to break it, physics kick in and you break your own hands, regardless of how you "saw" the relation between fingers and stone walls.

It's probably the most powerful illusory power. But it doesn't affect how reality works, provided that there are physical laws. It can only work as described in the wiki in a fully conceptual universe, which most settings are not.


Ohhh... The problem is that I understood what was written in the wiki as you explained it here.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:31 pm

I prefer Manipulation of Potential. Much more fun. =D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:17 pm

Lordxana0 wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:*enters Coffee Room, unnoticed by the commotion, and pours a cup of hot chocolate.*


*walks over to Genndy and smacks the hot chocolate to the floor* No outside drinks. Here take some chocolate Green Stuff[*]tm[*] *hands it to you and walks away muttering about who people think they are and being to big for their britches*

*looks down at spilled hot chocolate in irritation* And yet no one decided to tell me this earlier? I've been importing this cocoa from some company called "DCSO" for a while now, and it's pretty darn spiffy, if I do say so myself!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Apr 07, 2013 7:53 pm

( Enters Coffee Room, raises C96 and starts doing his weekly target practice.)
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby SpiritfChaos on Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:55 pm

*teleports in and sets a glowing shovel on a table*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:37 pm

SpiritfChaos wrote:*teleports in and sets a glowing shovel on a table*


Ooh, a shovel! Why is it glowing?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby SpiritfChaos on Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:16 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
SpiritfChaos wrote:*teleports in and sets a glowing shovel on a table*


Ooh, a shovel! Why is it glowing?

*hides the shovel from Pyro* It may or may not be a magic shovel.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:47 am

SpiritfChaos wrote:
The Wild West Pyro wrote:
SpiritfChaos wrote:*teleports in and sets a glowing shovel on a table*


Ooh, a shovel! Why is it glowing?

*hides the shovel from Pyro* It may or may not be a magic shovel.


OK.

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:12 am

I'm planning to write this, someday, when I miraculously find time to, and only after I finish the plot line I'm planning to two characters I've not even written yet. I think the necessary context here is: I have a character which is a child prodigy and a Kraken, I'm going to make one which is the president of West Coast Inc. (main branch of Pacific Ocean Corp., a subsidiary of World Seas Enterprise, owned by Lord Neptvne Poseidon himself) and I'm going to make another character which, while doesn't appear in this scene personally, she has a "psychic" power over the Underworld.

So, after the giant undead shark is summoned, he goes to wrestle the pre-teen Kraken humanoid underground while an army of Zombies fight super-powered individuals. And to stop the Megashark versus Giant Octopus fight (I'm pretty sure that's also an actual movie). The President/Chairwoman tries to use her Business Power to hire Kraig or something. But he is unaffected and when she asks why he replies "I'm underage" and finishes off the megalodon.


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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby JRPictures on Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:34 am

Victin wrote:I'm planning to write this, someday, when I miraculously find time to, and only after I finish the plot line I'm planning to two characters I've not even written yet. I think the necessary context here is: I have a character which is a child prodigy and a Kraken, I'm going to make one which is the president of West Coast Inc. (main branch of Pacific Ocean Corp., a subsidiary of World Seas Enterprise, owned by Lord Neptvne Poseidon himself) and I'm going to make another character which, while doesn't appear in this scene personally, she has a "psychic" power over the Underworld.

So, after the giant undead shark is summoned, he goes to wrestle the pre-teen Kraken humanoid underground while an army of Zombies fight super-powered individuals. And to stop the Megashark versus Giant Octopus fight (I'm pretty sure that's also an actual movie). The President/Chairwoman tries to use her Business Power to hire Kraig or something. But he is unaffected and when she asks why he replies "I'm underage" and finishes off the megalodon.


What do you think?

Interesting very interesting and absurd.

And yes that is a movie. So bad it's good in fact
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