The Coffee Room

[eli_gone_crazy]

I-Is it safe yet? *pokes head in cautiously*

[The Wild West Pyro]

I-Is it safe yet? *pokes head in cautiously*

Not sure, have you seen my leg? I woke up to find my left leg missing....

[Sicon112]

Oh that. I found it earlier and left it in a prominent place... this big silver bowl. I think it belonged to that dragon we have around here somewhere...

Now that I think about it, you should probably hurry in there and get it before he eats it. Oh wait, you have only one leg. That kinda pre-empts hurrying, doesn't it?

*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

Oh, looks like you are out of time. Whoops. Well, I could still just blow you up and we can hope your recent dismembered state doesn't transfer over into your spawn profile...

[eli_gone_crazy]

*smacks sicon*

ah come on, if you keep spam killing everyone, then we'll get used to you spam killing us all. It loses the dramatic value!

[The Wild West Pyro]

Oh that. I found it earlier and left it in a prominent place... this big silver bowl. I think it belonged to that dragon we have around here somewhere...

Now that I think about it, you should probably hurry in there and get it before he eats it. Oh wait, you have only one leg. That kinda pre-empts hurrying, doesn't it?

*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

Oh, looks like you are out of time. Whoops. Well, I could still just blow you up and we can hope your recent dismembered state doesn't transfer over into your spawn profile...

( Putting new prosthetic leg on.)

[eli_gone_crazy]

>_>

<_<

*explodes the possibly important prosthetic*

[The Wild West Pyro]

>_>

<_<

*explodes the possibly important prosthetic*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

OH GOD THE PAIN IT HURTS OUCH OW OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OH GOD THE PAIN!

Ouch....

( Starts picking pieces of shrapnel out of his stump.)

[Sicon112]

*smacks sicon*

ah come on, if you keep spam killing everyone, then we'll get used to you spam killing us all. It loses the dramatic value!

I didn't kill anyone! I just politely offered to forcibly respawn someone through tsunamis of fire and doom.

>.>

<.<

It was for his own good. Totally.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

So apparently exploded prosthetics hurts more than loss of actual limbs. This means it's time for... SCIENCE!

*distributes random prosthetic limbs to everyone, all with an inbuilt self-destruct mechanism attached to a randomized timer*

This cannot possibly end well.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Pyro lies dead with bits of him splattered around the room, although his flaming angel wings stay on. And his weapons covered in blood.)

[Sicon112]

Thanks, Qara. I'll be sure to use this in one of my sadistic tra- I mean harmless pra-, I mean nothing. I have absolutely no use for this, and you should all forget it ever existed in the first place.

[eli_gone_crazy]

oh look, a prosthetic hand.

wait, why do I need a prosthetic hand?

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Pyro slowly starts to regenerate.)

*Regeneration blows up the laundry room*

( Pyro gets his weapons, raises his bamboo cane and spreads out his arms horizontally.)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I! HAVE! REGENERATTEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

AND I AM FEELING HAMMY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[JackAlsworth]

*catches prosthetic eye*

Wait a sec, this eye is almost entirely red. And blinking in rhythm.

...Qara, I am starting to doubt the benevolence I had assumed was motivating your plan.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*catches prosthetic eye*

Wait a sec, this eye is almost entirely red. And blinking in rhythm.

...Qara, I am starting to doubt the benevolence I had assumed was motivating your plan.

( Looks at computer in the far corner.)

HAL 9000 would like his red eye back.

[JRPictures]

( Pyro slowly starts to regenerate.)

*Regeneration blows up the laundry room*

( Pyro gets his weapons, raises his bamboo cane and spreads out his arms horizontally.)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I! HAVE! REGENERATTEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

AND I AM FEELING HAMMY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Since when are you a Time Lord?

If anyone here's a Time Lord, it's me.

*grabs out Sonic Screwdriver and scans Coffee Room*

Even the sonic screwdriver can't figure this place out.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Pyro slowly starts to regenerate.)

*Regeneration blows up the laundry room*

( Pyro gets his weapons, raises his bamboo cane and spreads out his arms horizontally.)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I! HAVE! REGENERATTEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

AND I AM FEELING HAMMY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Since when are you a Time Lord?

If anyone here's a Time Lord, it's me.

*grabs out Sonic Screwdriver and scans Coffee Room*

Even the sonic screwdriver can't figure this place out.

AHEM, When I REGENERATE, I MEAN, MYSTERIOUS COSMIC FORCES GET MY DISMEMEMBERED PARTS and turn them into ASHES, then the ashes reform into me.

[Victin]

*watches as a prostetic appendix explodes before getting to me*

You should at least set the timer to start after we got it -.-' Wait, how do I know there was a timer? Uh... No, I knew nothing.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Anyway ( finishes putting on new leg) I have my math test today. Wish me luck.

[Victin]

Anyway ( finishes putting on new leg) I have my math test today. Wish me luck.

*wishes for luck*

*a warning pops-up telling me I've spent my three wishes*

Wait, when did I have three wishes?

[IslaKariese]

What, you don't remember the thing with the stuff and then the issue over there with whatchamajigs? And I think the third wish had to do with cake...

[JRPictures]

What, you don't remember the thing with the stuff and then the issue over there with whatchamajigs? And I think the third wish had to do with cake...

But the cake is a lie...

Wait.…

[eli_gone_crazy]

*gives prosthetic hand to JR*

Have fun!

*pops out of this existence*

[The Wild West Pyro]

I finished the maths test on Indices and Powers and Square Roots...

( Walking around with prosthetic leg.)

I'm just going to get used to this first.

[The Wild West Pyro]

( Comes in.)

I could use a drink.

( Drinks Green Stuff and walks out.)