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I-Is it safe yet? *pokes head in cautiously*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:I-Is it safe yet? *pokes head in cautiously*

Not sure, have you seen my leg? I woke up to find my left leg missing....

Oh that. I found it earlier and left it in a prominent place... this big silver bowl. I think it belonged to that dragon we have around here somewhere...

Now that I think about it, you should probably hurry in there and get it before he eats it. Oh wait, you have only one leg. That kinda pre-empts hurrying, doesn't it?

*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

Oh, looks like you are out of time. Whoops. Well, I could still just blow you up and we can hope your recent dismembered state doesn't transfer over into your spawn profile...

*smacks sicon*

ah come on, if you keep spam killing everyone, then we'll get used to you spam killing us all. It loses the dramatic value!

Sicon112 wrote:Oh that. I found it earlier and left it in a prominent place... this big silver bowl. I think it belonged to that dragon we have around here somewhere...

Now that I think about it, you should probably hurry in there and get it before he eats it. Oh wait, you have only one leg. That kinda pre-empts hurrying, doesn't it?

*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM*

Oh, looks like you are out of time. Whoops. Well, I could still just blow you up and we can hope your recent dismembered state doesn't transfer over into your spawn profile...

( Putting new prosthetic leg on.)

>_>

<_<

*explodes the possibly important prosthetic*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:>_>

<_<

*explodes the possibly important prosthetic*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

OH GOD THE PAIN IT HURTS OUCH OW OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OH GOD THE PAIN!

Ouch....

( Starts picking pieces of shrapnel out of his stump.)

eli_gone_crazy wrote:*smacks sicon*

ah come on, if you keep spam killing everyone, then we'll get used to you spam killing us all. It loses the dramatic value!

I didn't kill anyone! I just politely offered to forcibly respawn someone through tsunamis of fire and doom.

>.>

<.<

It was for his own good. Totally.

So apparently exploded prosthetics hurts more than loss of actual limbs. This means it's time for... SCIENCE!

*distributes random prosthetic limbs to everyone, all with an inbuilt self-destruct mechanism attached to a randomized timer*

This cannot possibly end well.

( Pyro lies dead with bits of him splattered around the room, although his flaming angel wings stay on. And his weapons covered in blood.)

Thanks, Qara. I'll be sure to use this in one of my sadistic tra- I mean harmless pra-, I mean nothing. I have absolutely no use for this, and you should all forget it ever existed in the first place.

oh look, a prosthetic hand.

wait, why do I need a prosthetic hand?

( Pyro slowly starts to regenerate.)

*Regeneration blows up the laundry room*

( Pyro gets his weapons, raises his bamboo cane and spreads out his arms horizontally.)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I! HAVE! REGENERATTEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

AND I AM FEELING HAMMY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

*catches prosthetic eye*

Wait a sec, this eye is almost entirely red. And blinking in rhythm.

...Qara, I am starting to doubt the benevolence I had assumed was motivating your plan.

JackAlsworth wrote:*catches prosthetic eye*

Wait a sec, this eye is almost entirely red. And blinking in rhythm.

...Qara, I am starting to doubt the benevolence I had assumed was motivating your plan.

( Looks at computer in the far corner.)

HAL 9000 would like his red eye back.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Pyro slowly starts to regenerate.)

*Regeneration blows up the laundry room*

( Pyro gets his weapons, raises his bamboo cane and spreads out his arms horizontally.)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I! HAVE! REGENERATTEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

AND I AM FEELING HAMMY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Since when are you a Time Lord?

If anyone here's a Time Lord, it's me.

*grabs out Sonic Screwdriver and scans Coffee Room*

Even the sonic screwdriver can't figure this place out.

JRPictures wrote:

The Wild West Pyro wrote:( Pyro slowly starts to regenerate.)

*Regeneration blows up the laundry room*

( Pyro gets his weapons, raises his bamboo cane and spreads out his arms horizontally.)

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I! HAVE! REGENERATTEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

AND I AM FEELING HAMMY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Since when are you a Time Lord?

If anyone here's a Time Lord, it's me.

*grabs out Sonic Screwdriver and scans Coffee Room*

Even the sonic screwdriver can't figure this place out.

AHEM, When I REGENERATE, I MEAN, MYSTERIOUS COSMIC FORCES GET MY DISMEMEMBERED PARTS and turn them into ASHES, then the ashes reform into me.

*watches as a prostetic appendix explodes before getting to me*

You should at least set the timer to start after we got it -.-' Wait, how do I know there was a timer? Uh... No, I knew nothing.

Anyway ( finishes putting on new leg) I have my math test today. Wish me luck.

The Wild West Pyro wrote:Anyway ( finishes putting on new leg) I have my math test today. Wish me luck.

*wishes for luck*

*a warning pops-up telling me I've spent my three wishes*

Wait, when did I have three wishes?

What, you don't remember the thing with the stuff and then the issue over there with whatchamajigs? And I think the third wish had to do with cake...

IslaKariese wrote:What, you don't remember the thing with the stuff and then the issue over there with whatchamajigs? And I think the third wish had to do with cake...

But the cake is a lie...

Wait.…

*gives prosthetic hand to JR*

Have fun!

*pops out of this existence*

I finished the maths test on Indices and Powers and Square Roots...

( Walking around with prosthetic leg.)

I'm just going to get used to this first.

( Comes in.)

I could use a drink.

( Drinks Green Stuff and walks out.)