The Coffee Room

[Victin]

*watches an army of pidgeons attack Pyro as he goes away*

*shrugs and flies off with his upside-down unicorn-fan, which is a fan with an unicorn horn*

[Sicon112]

*out bends back around into the lava pit that was installed Tuesday*

...

*Watches the burning*

OK, you guys can't even blame me for that one. He should have known by now that you can't EVER leave the Coffee Room. It just doesn't work.

[Victin]

Whom asides from Pyro tried to leave the Coffee Room and is now burning?

[Sicon112]

Since I'm too lazy to figure out the answer to "who is burning", I'll just start lighting everyone on fire so that I can say "Everyone but me."

[Victin]

Aren't you included in everyone though?

[IslaKariese]

Aren't you included in everyone though?

It's the Coffee Room. He can do that.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

He'll be on fire. But he won't be burning. 8|

[Victin]

He'll be on fire. But he won't be burning. 8|

Why is your eyebrow so thick Qara?
*waves eyebrow*
(-8|
(-8I
(-8|
(-8I

[eli_gone_crazy]

He'll be on fire. But he won't be burning. 8|

Why is your eyebrow so thick Qara?
*waves eyebrow*
(-8|
(-8I
(-8|
(-8I

*stabs vic in the eyebrows*

[Victin]

Thanks goodness I only have one instead of two. Where did you stab me then?

[Sicon112]

I'm not really sure why anyone even asked that, since I did predict that question and specifically stated that I was going to burn "everyone but me".

[eli_gone_crazy]

I'm not really sure why anyone even asked that, since I did predict that question and specifically stated that I was going to burn "everyone but me".

so, is qara safe? because clones?
am I safe, because moirail to your clone?

[Sicon112]

*Intercom voice* Please direct all questions to the active flamethrower that has been deployed next to you. Thank you for calling Evil Overlord Customer Support.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*Intercom voice* Please direct all questions to the active flamethrower that has been deployed next to you. Thank you for calling Evil Overlord Customer Support.

*touches flamethrower* *flamethrower falls to pieces*

Look dude, technology and I don't mix well.

[Qara-Xuan Zenith]

Eli, that was a dude we hired to throw flames everywhere.
YOU KILLED HIM.
...or gave him a nervous breakdown, anyway.

[eli_gone_crazy]

I can DO that!?

COOOL

*terror!glomps qara*

[Sicon112]

*drops both into pit of lava*

[The Wild West Pyro]

( A very angry Pyro bursts into the Coffee Room. On Fire. With Pigeons following him and eating his flaming angel wings. And covered in this weird Lava mix.)

OK, WHO RELEASED THE PIGEONS? WHO SET ME ON FIRE? WHO COVERED ME IN LAVA-

( Gets out Bamboo Cane and starts taking his anger out on a stuffed animal head.)

[Sicon112]

That's it, Pyro, it was most definitely that stuffed animal head. It was conspiring with.... everyone else in here. You should help me light them on fire as revenge. Since, you know, that's what you are best at...

Say, have you ever tried to lasso a flaming pigeon with an eternally burning piece of rope? Because if not, I'm pretty sure this is the perfect time to scratch that off the bucket list. Just saying.

[The Wild West Pyro]

That's it, Pyro, it was most definitely that stuffed animal head. It was conspiring with.... everyone else in here. You should help me light them on fire as revenge. Since, you know, that's what you are best at...

Say, have you ever tried to lasso a flaming pigeon with an eternally burning piece of rope? Because if not, I'm pretty sure this is the perfect time to scratch that off the bucket list. Just saying.

( A Suspicously Specific Denial.....but it's good....because everyone knows in the Coffee Room, animal heads can talk thanks to the insane stuff going on in here....)

The Head, by the way, is of a T-Rex.

*Lassos Pigeon*

Now, does anyone want a pie?

And-
*gets out TF2 Scorch Shot and shoots all the heads with the flares, lighting them up.*

[JRPictures]

*watches events unfold while drinking Blue Stuff (C)*

Wow, this is awesome.

And sorry Pyro, I don't want any pie

[Sicon112]

Unfortunately, JR, you are a part of everyone. As such, your imaginary drink has been surreptitiously replaced with fire by an unknown entity. Whoever he is, though, he must be a pretty awesome dude.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Unfortunately, JR, you are a part of everyone. As such, your imaginary drink has been surreptitiously replaced with fire by an unknown entity. Whoever he is, though, he must be a pretty awesome dude.

Benevolent Eldtrich Abomination, perhaps?

(Eating hot pigeon pie.)

Yummy.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Right, I've been stuck in here for, uh, darn, I forgot how many days.....

I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE!

[Sicon112]

That.... won't be possible. You should just resign yourself to living in the place where you can never die and have infinite refreshments. Wait, why does anyone want to leave here anyhow?

*looks at people burning*

Oh. Right...

*lights more things on fire*