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Sicon112 wrote:That.... won't be possible. You should just resign yourself to living in the place where you can never die and have infinite refreshments. Wait, why does anyone want to leave here anyhow?

*looks at people burning*

Oh. Right...

*lights more things on fire*

Only one way now....

( Presses reset button.)

I'm sorry, everyone.

Oh, hey, were you looking for the *real* reset button? Because I re-wired them all a long time ago. For Science.

...I think the one you pressed now... turns on the radio? And causes explosions. Yup, that's the radio-and-explosions button, all right.

Qara-Xuan Zenith wrote:Oh, hey, were you looking for the *real* reset button? Because I re-wired them all a long time ago. For Science.

...I think the one you pressed now... turns on the radio? And causes explosions. Yup, that's the radio-and-explosions button, all right.

Wait, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL-

( The old 1930s radio turns on. Broadcasting messages from all areas of fiction, from Film to Literature to Video Games to Web Comics.)

*GOOD MORNIN' LADDIES AND LASSIES, THIS IS THA' RED DEMOMAN SPEAKING. AS YE KNOW, THERE WILL BE AN MASSIVE KABOOM TODAY-*

(Gets killed by almighty explosions.)

*turns all of the fire in water and sets free a Giant Sponge and Carps*

*Lights water back on fire anyhow*

I love having supernatural fire. ^_^

*turns water into bears*

*Freezes f***ing everything in sight*

No seriously guys, enough already.

No more fire?

Sicon112 wrote:No more fire?

( Under a pile of rubble)

CAN EVERYONE TRY PUTTING THE SCATTERED BITS OF ME BACK TOGETHER?

*blinks*
*walks up to Qara*
Hello, how are you?

*quacks*
*opens mouth to answer eli*
*eli is engulfed in a massive fireball*
<_< Oops. New upgrade. Keep forgetting to turn that off.

(Respawns.)

Oh well, I could always use some practice.

(A very dangerous game of dodgeball using fireballs ensues.)

(Wanders in)

I'm bored.

AHA!

(Goes to a random cupboard, and comes out two huge boxes, a big Playmobil Western Set, and a Lego Indiana Jones set.)

Time to play!

(Starts building happily.)

Goon on you Pyro.

Now where was I?

Oh yes *rides around in giant mecha and fights monsters*

JRPictures wrote:Goon on you Pyro.

Now where was I?

Oh yes *rides around in giant mecha and fights monsters*

(Quietly building Playmobil's Western Fort, ignoring the chaos around him and is oblivious of the Lego Indiana Jones set getting stomped on a bit further away.)

*Enters the coffee room, with a large beard covering most of his face*
Man, it's been a while since I've been here.

The beard will not help disguise you from the facial recognition software on all my deathtr- erm, I mean the door. To the restroom. Yeah. Don't worry about a thing. Welcome back. Heh.

(MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

( Still playing with the Playmobil.)

HA! THE TABLES ARE TURNED ON YOU, US ARMY, YOU VILE, MASSACERING, MONSTERS! SINCE THE GATLING'S JAMMED, THE CANNON'S BEEN SENT FOR REPAIRS AND ALL THE CAVALRY ARE DEAD, THE NATIVE AMERICANS ARE ACTUALLY WINNING FOR ONCE!

Hmm *walks around Coffee Shop*

What kind of madness will we see today?


(By the way I made a members updates thread here: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1249)

(Still playing with Playmobil)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

HELP! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY TV TROPES'S LEGENDARY Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Cowboy Hobos With Chain-Katanas And Several Revolvers And The Power of Friendship Fighting Vampire Nazis With Dark Magic Riding Cyborg Dinosaurs With Head Mounted Lasers Voiced By Kevin Michael Richardson Attacked by Snakes On A Motherfrakkin' Submarine Jet With Desert Polar Bears Crashing Into An Ancient Zeppelin With Alien Anacondas In SPACE

Send in Team RWBY.

Sicon112 wrote:Send in Team RWBY.

And Team JNPR too!

*Getting badly mauled*
*Takes out Lee-Enfield*
*Fires Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot wrecking incendiary exploding rounds*

OW OW OW OUCH OH OW AAAAAAGH OH GOD THE PAIN!

I need backup!

*Resurrects WWI Soldiers from the dead to kick Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot butt*

I don't think you need to worry Pyro. Just sit back and watch as they all get curbstomped in a Monty Oum-directed fight scene.