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Sicon112 wrote:I don't think it works that way.

Um Sicon.....

I ended up in one of your imaginary, hallucination-induced offices....

But by any chance is this yours?

OPERATION RY'LEH

It says something about taming Cthulhu and using him as an ally.

Anyway..

*Blacks out*

No. -_-' that would be your disassembled and hallucinating mind messing with you. If I pulled something like that, there would be too much potential for Isla to get in the middle of things and start trying to kill me. Dealing with her in eldritch mode would be troublesome.

Sicon112 wrote:No. -_-' that would be your disassembled and hallucinating mind messing with you. If I pulled something like that, there would be too much potential for Isla to get in the middle of things and start trying to kill me. Dealing with her in eldritch mode would be troublesome.

*Wakes up in hospital*

Urrgh...

If you think there's anything even remotely resembling a hospital here, you're still delusional. Here, have a slurpie. If it doesn't blow your head up, it'll at least get the adrenaline pumping.

Endless Sea wrote:If you think there's anything even remotely resembling a hospital here, you're still delusional. Here, have a slurpie. If it doesn't blow your head up, it'll at least get the adrenaline pumping.

*Sip*

MY HALLUCINATIONS ARE GONE! I FEEL AWESOME!

*Runs around*

...judging by the puddle of gore that used to be your head, I'd say no, you're still delusional.

*sips slurpie* Mmm, hellfire.

Sicon112 wrote:I don't think it works that way.

It does if you're Gildarts Clive.

Endless Sea wrote:...judging by the puddle of gore that used to be your head, I'd say no, you're still delusional.

*sips slurpie* Mmm, hellfire.

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Let's put it this way. Your hallucinations seem to be in at least some respects detailing something somewhat close to reality. You should be fiiiiiiiine.

If only there was someone brave enough to save the hostages that are apparently in Sicon's interdimensional fortress of doom!

eli_gone_crazy wrote:If only there was someone brave enough to save the hostages that are apparently in Sicon's interdimensional fortress of doom!

*DON'T ASK ME I'M A PUDDLE OF GORE ON THE GROUND Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn*

eli_gone_crazy wrote:If only there was someone brave enough to save the hostages that are apparently in Sicon's interdimensional fortress of doom!

*Considers raising hand, pauses... lowers hand*

*raises head, snuffles, goes back to sleep*

IslaKariese wrote:*raises head, snuffles, goes back to sleep*

D'awwww... <3
*Tucks in*

Alright, fine, I'll do it. But be warned, the wings are rusty. Who am I rescuing and where from again?

Scarab wrote:

IslaKariese wrote:*raises head, snuffles, goes back to sleep*

D'awwww... <3
*Tucks in*

Alright, fine, I'll do it. But be warned, the wings are rusty. Who am I rescuing and where from again?

I have no idea Scarab, but take this spider with you. It should eat the moths away

I'm pretty sure ice doesn't rust, Scarab. Also, apparently there are hostages in Sicon's doom fortress that are most certainly not hallucinations and why would you even think that? In any case, it's dangerous to go alone, so take this!

*deconstructs own existence, removing the concept of "presence" and imbuing it into a trading card of self, then handing the CARD OF BOROGOVE SUMMONING to Scarab before disappearing*

Hold on, can I help? I've been itching to put the old Ω-Mallet to good use.

Oh, you people have no idea. No idea at all...

I'll just be over here sipping my awesome green beverage of awesomeness at this corner booth and definitely not grinning evilly as you all do exactly what I want you to do.

You should probably take the back entrance.

Probably, yeah...

Sicon112 wrote:Probably, yeah...

*Secretly walking as a ghost next to Scarab*

Don't.

Sicon is the master of screwing with people's minds. His hallucinations are so powerful, it feels like that it's real. His fortress is one gigantic Mind Screw in a building form.

Sicon, are you sure you do not have the filthy Necronomicon in your possession? *A book made of rotting skin? EWWWWW*

For I fear Sicon's Lovecraft resurrected...

Scarab, I think you're being haunted.

That's terrible, Sicon. To stoop so low as to send the spirits of the dead after a hero trying to save lives.

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Scarab, I think you're being haunted.

That's terrible, Sicon. To stoop so low as to send the spirits of the dead after a hero trying to save lives.

I'm trying to save her from the fate that fell me.

Every night I turn into a Lovecraftian cross between Cthulhu and a deep one. I try to speak but I cannot. The images come back every moment...

Umh... Would the greatest thing ever be a kamina mustache?

Victin wrote:Umh... Would the greatest thing ever be a kamina mustache?

The words emerging from your mouth make no sense. Elaborate.