The Coffee Room

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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:53 pm

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:
Victin wrote:Umh... Would the greatest thing ever be a kamina mustache?

The words emerging from your mouth make no sense. Elaborate.

A mustache. Shaped like kamina glasses or something. Kamina + Mustache = Awesomeness + Manliness + Hamminess + Classyness or something like that.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:35 pm

Ah. In that case, yes, perhaps.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:14 am

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:Ah. In that case, yes, perhaps.


The Cthulhu Face tentacles Sicon cursed me with are like Odin's beard+handlebar mustache+gigantic mutton chops.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:22 am

You might want to get that looked at, then.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:51 am

Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:You might want to get that looked at, then.


*Looks in mirror*

AAAAAAGH!

NOW IT'S LIKE A LUMBERJACK BEARD+MUTTON CHOPS+HANDLEBARX10+TOOTHBRUSH MOUSTACHE+BEARD+LINCOLN'S BEARD+BEARD SHAPED LIKE KAMINA GLASSES.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Thu Sep 19, 2013 11:15 am

The Wild West Pyro wrote:
Genndy Oda C.O.G. wrote:You might want to get that looked at, then.


*Looks in mirror*

AAAAAAGH!

NOW IT'S LIKE A LUMBERJACK BEARD+MUTTON CHOPS+HANDLEBARX10+TOOTHBRUSH MOUSTACHE+BEARD+LINCOLN'S BEARD+BEARD SHAPED LIKE KAMINA GLASSES.

:| That... wasn't what I meant. I meant you might want to see a doctor about that. Facial tentacles never lead to anything healthy. And, given it's apparent worsening nature, you might want to hurry.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Scarab on Thu Sep 19, 2013 3:48 pm

eli_gone_crazy wrote:Scarab, I think you're being haunted. :(

That's terrible, Sicon. To stoop so low as to send the spirits of the dead after a hero trying to save lives. :(


It's cool Eli. got this. Victin gave me a spider that eats ghosts.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Victin on Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:17 pm

Scarab wrote:
eli_gone_crazy wrote:Scarab, I think you're being haunted. :(

That's terrible, Sicon. To stoop so low as to send the spirits of the dead after a hero trying to save lives. :(


It's cool Eli. got this. Victin gave me a spider that eats ghosts.

No, I gave you a spider that eats moths. Who gave you the one that eats ghosts?
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby IslaKariese on Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:21 pm

It might've been the Victin from the OTHER other dimension. I'unno, I've been asleep for a while...
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:45 pm

I went to ze TF2 Medic, it's fixed now.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:54 am

*Goes in and starts reading Call of Cthulhu*

Wait.......what's that behind me....


*Gets dragged into Ry'leh*

HELP! WAIT, THIS ISN'T THE CALL OF CTHULHU, IT'S THE NECRONOMICON! THE CALL IS IN MY SHOULDER BAG!

STUPID BOOK MADE OUT OF SKIN!

*Throws it into the water*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:18 pm

*In Ry'leh.*

DANG IT. NOW THE ELDRITCH HORROR WANTS ME TO HAVE TEA WITH HIM!

Wait....

*Image flickers and sees the real world for a moment.*

Ah good, Pyro, this is only one of your insane hallucinations....just keep calm and focus on the real world....
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:00 pm

*Backdoor to the coffee room shimmers and vanishes, becoming a seemingly endless line of stone stairs up a cherry tree lined hillside*

*looks around within garden*

Image

Ah, good, everything seems to be in order. The Hakugyokurou is now open.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby AMimsyBorogove on Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:03 pm

Ghosts, huh? I get the feeling this isn't a party I'm invited to, considering my new avatar.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Lordxana0 on Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:25 pm

*looks out at the new backroom* you know, this place never ceases to amaze me *slowly drinks a cup of non green coffee*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:45 pm

*replaces with Green Stuff(tm)*

<_<
>_>

*flees*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Genndy Oda C.O.G. on Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:46 pm

Gosh, it seems like forever since I've been in here. *sits on Ω-Mallet, slowly sipping hot chocolate from a long squiggly straw emerging from the mallet's depths*
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:23 pm

Ah...*sips cold Ovaltine/Green Stuff mix from Thermos flask*

Lovely garden.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:02 pm

*rises from behind as the garden shimmers away, sealing off the netherworld once more and leaving behind only the doom fortress*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh, you poor, poor fools. :twisted: I ALMOST pity what is about to happen. But I don't. Die.

*Entire doom fortress is purged of life in an instant*

Have fun respawning back the the main coffee room. :twisted:
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:45 pm

Oh no! It's 16-bit Sicon! Whatever shall we do?



...We should totally name him something special, like.... Nic. :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:05 pm

Kotowaru.

*eli falls into a trapdoor, the opening of which mysteriously generates a spontaneous black hole on her exact location as she falls into the shaft below*

Hmm, it appears my denial has triggered some sort of mysterious booby trap set by an unknown person, perhaps to be triggered by that very word. How... interesting.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:02 am

*respawns*

Whatever you say, Nic. :D :D :D
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby Sicon112 on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:08 am

Kotowaru.

*same thing happens*

Huh, cool. It looks like whoever it was placed one right under the spawn zone. It is as though they knew this was going to happen.
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby eli_gone_crazy on Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:21 am

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:D :D :D :D :D I am a spaghetti noodle in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Re: The Coffee Room

Postby The Wild West Pyro on Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:02 am

THANK YOU SICON, NOW I'LL BE HAVING BRUTAL HALLUCINATIONS AND SUFFERING FROM WWI PTSD, THANKS A LOT!
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