The Coffee Room

[Victin]

Umh... Would the greatest thing ever be a kamina mustache?

The words emerging from your mouth make no sense. Elaborate.

A mustache. Shaped like kamina glasses or something. Kamina + Mustache = Awesomeness + Manliness + Hamminess + Classyness or something like that.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Ah. In that case, yes, perhaps.

[The Wild West Pyro]

Ah. In that case, yes, perhaps.

The Cthulhu Face tentacles Sicon cursed me with are like Odin's beard+handlebar mustache+gigantic mutton chops.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

You might want to get that looked at, then.

[The Wild West Pyro]

You might want to get that looked at, then.

*Looks in mirror*

AAAAAAGH!

NOW IT'S LIKE A LUMBERJACK BEARD+MUTTON CHOPS+HANDLEBARX10+TOOTHBRUSH MOUSTACHE+BEARD+LINCOLN'S BEARD+BEARD SHAPED LIKE KAMINA GLASSES.

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

You might want to get that looked at, then.

*Looks in mirror*

AAAAAAGH!

NOW IT'S LIKE A LUMBERJACK BEARD+MUTTON CHOPS+HANDLEBARX10+TOOTHBRUSH MOUSTACHE+BEARD+LINCOLN'S BEARD+BEARD SHAPED LIKE KAMINA GLASSES.

That... wasn't what I meant. I meant you might want to see a doctor about that. Facial tentacles never lead to anything healthy. And, given it's apparent worsening nature, you might want to hurry.

[Scarab]

Scarab, I think you're being haunted.

That's terrible, Sicon. To stoop so low as to send the spirits of the dead after a hero trying to save lives.

It's cool Eli. got this. Victin gave me a spider that eats ghosts.

[Victin]

Scarab, I think you're being haunted.

That's terrible, Sicon. To stoop so low as to send the spirits of the dead after a hero trying to save lives.

It's cool Eli. got this. Victin gave me a spider that eats ghosts.

No, I gave you a spider that eats moths. Who gave you the one that eats ghosts?

[IslaKariese]

It might've been the Victin from the OTHER other dimension. I'unno, I've been asleep for a while...

[The Wild West Pyro]

I went to ze TF2 Medic, it's fixed now.

[The Wild West Pyro]

*Goes in and starts reading Call of Cthulhu*

Wait.......what's that behind me....


*Gets dragged into Ry'leh*

HELP! WAIT, THIS ISN'T THE CALL OF CTHULHU, IT'S THE NECRONOMICON! THE CALL IS IN MY SHOULDER BAG!

STUPID BOOK MADE OUT OF SKIN!

*Throws it into the water*

[The Wild West Pyro]

*In Ry'leh.*

DANG IT. NOW THE ELDRITCH HORROR WANTS ME TO HAVE TEA WITH HIM!

Wait....

*Image flickers and sees the real world for a moment.*

Ah good, Pyro, this is only one of your insane hallucinations....just keep calm and focus on the real world....

[Sicon112]

*Backdoor to the coffee room shimmers and vanishes, becoming a seemingly endless line of stone stairs up a cherry tree lined hillside*

*looks around within garden*



Ah, good, everything seems to be in order. The Hakugyokurou is now open.

[AMimsyBorogove]

Ghosts, huh? I get the feeling this isn't a party I'm invited to, considering my new avatar.

[Lordxana0]

*looks out at the new backroom* you know, this place never ceases to amaze me *slowly drinks a cup of non green coffee*

[eli_gone_crazy]

*replaces with Green Stuff(tm)*

<_<
>_>

*flees*

[Genndy Oda C.O.G.]

Gosh, it seems like forever since I've been in here. *sits on Ω-Mallet, slowly sipping hot chocolate from a long squiggly straw emerging from the mallet's depths*

[The Wild West Pyro]

Ah...*sips cold Ovaltine/Green Stuff mix from Thermos flask*

Lovely garden.

[Sicon112]

*rises from behind as the garden shimmers away, sealing off the netherworld once more and leaving behind only the doom fortress*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh, you poor, poor fools. I ALMOST pity what is about to happen. But I don't. Die.

*Entire doom fortress is purged of life in an instant*

Have fun respawning back the the main coffee room.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Oh no! It's 16-bit Sicon! Whatever shall we do?



...We should totally name him something special, like.... Nic.

[Sicon112]

Kotowaru.

*eli falls into a trapdoor, the opening of which mysteriously generates a spontaneous black hole on her exact location as she falls into the shaft below*

Hmm, it appears my denial has triggered some sort of mysterious booby trap set by an unknown person, perhaps to be triggered by that very word. How... interesting.

[eli_gone_crazy]

*respawns*

Whatever you say, Nic.

[Sicon112]

Kotowaru.

*same thing happens*

Huh, cool. It looks like whoever it was placed one right under the spawn zone. It is as though they knew this was going to happen.

[eli_gone_crazy]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am a spaghetti noodle in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

[The Wild West Pyro]

THANK YOU SICON, NOW I'LL BE HAVING BRUTAL HALLUCINATIONS AND SUFFERING FROM WWI PTSD, THANKS A LOT!